Topic: What is the stupidest/lamest reason your partner/ex has fallen out with you for?

[macca888]

I can't believe I just totally missed that joke until your post Mouth. Oh dear.

Soph, I was going to whoosh you but then I decided to ask if you knew what the difference between a chicken leg and a cock was   

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Soph, I was going to whoosh you but then I decided to ask if you knew what the difference between a chicken leg and a cock was   

Is it the taste ?

[liverbird_soph]

Soph, I was going to whoosh you but then I decided to ask if you knew what the difference between a chicken leg and a cock was   

Been trying to think of a smartass reply, but sometimes you've got to admit you're in a hole and anything you say will just dig you in deeper!!

Considering this is a thread that points out women can be really stupid...I should have just stayed well away!!

[Frog]

An ex of mine dumped me because of someone that was e-mailing her. That's right, she believed some nameless person hiding behind an e-mail address over me.

Am glad to be rid of her.

[macca888]

Been trying to think of a smartass reply, but sometimes you've got to admit you're in a hole and anything you say will just dig you in deeper!!

Considering this is a thread that points out women can be really stupid...I should have just stayed well away!!

I'll be honest here Soph, your tales of eating meat and digging deeper into holes has probably left half of RAWK with at least a semi on.

And by the way, if you'd have answered my question with "I don't know" I would have asked you to come on a picnic with me   

[macca888]

An ex of mine dumped me because of someone that was e-mailing her. That's right, she believed some nameless person hiding behind an e-mail address over me.

Am glad to be rid of her.

It's because all the emails were asking if you wanted a "Peanus Enlargmint At Our State Of The Art Klinic"   and you kept saying no even though she wanted you to get it done   

[SMD]

And by the way, if you'd have answered my question with "I don't know" I would have asked you to come on a picnic with me   

You can't have a picnic with just a weiner.

[Melanie.]

Pfft. Not answering my phone. Leading to increasingly angry voicemail messages from him. Including the infamous, 'WHAT'S THE POINT IN HAVING A FUCKING MOBILE??'.

[SMD]

Well, why didn't you answer?

[Melanie.]

Well, why didn't you answer?

Wasn't any signal, I was driving up to Shrewsbury. And don't you start.

[macca888]

You can't have a picnic with just a weiner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you!   

[macca888]

Wasn't any signal, I was driving up to Shrewsbury. And don't you start.

And yet you get texts through off one of your mates saying such shite as "How R U? My BF gtn on me nerves, lolz!" and can put your lippy on in the fucking middle lane at 40 miles an hour, holding ever other fucker up in the process? Yeah, right!   

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

LOL!

im in the same boat as u macca, was lucky to keep a girl for a night haha

That's probably cause you're an ugly c*nt and was out of your hands

[SMD]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you!   

I don't want to see your twiglets.

[Melanie.]

And yet you get texts through off one of your mates saying such shite as "How R U? My BF gtn on me nerves, lolz!" and can put your lippy on in the fucking middle lane at 40 miles an hour, holding ever other fucker up in the process? Yeah, right!   

K'off. There was no signal so I didn't get any texts either. And I was driving up the A49, not a motorway and that is the road of bastard tractors and Sun Valley lorries so no chance of going over 30.

 

[macca888]

K'off. I had the CD on too loud, singing along to Abba's Greatest Hits so I couldn't hear my phone ringing.  And it was my mascara not my lippy smart arse so no chance of going over 30. 

Close though wasn't I Mel?   

[Melanie.]

Close though wasn't I Mel?   

frighteningly so, (but it was my Foo fighters cd). Are you stalking me??

 

[macca888]

frighteningly so, (but it was my Foo fighters cd). Are you stalking me??

 

Right, I won't take the piss any more seeing as it was my favourite band you were listening to. Your fella is a fucking tool for moaning! Who wants to listen to that gobshites whining when you can be belting out "This Is A Call"?   

[Shambles.....with a capital S!]

Right, I won't take the piss any more seeing as it was my favourite band you were listening to. Your fella is a fucking tool for moaning! Who wants to listen to that gobshites whining when you can be belting out "This Is A Call"?   

An absolute tune...

[phonic]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

[Jonno]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

In that case, I'd fuck her off,soon after, .the fucking idiot......

[liverbird_soph]

I'll be honest here Soph, your tales of eating meat and digging deeper into holes has probably left half of RAWK with at least a semi on.

And by the way, if you'd have answered my question with "I don't know" I would have asked you to come on a picnic with me   

And that pretty much proves the point of my last post!! 

I would have politely declined your picnic offer Macca and told you to take your lunchbox elsewhere!!

[jarg of pickled onions]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

Ah, the classic "I can have my cake but you can't eat yours". Tell her to wind her neck in or fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

[SP]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck you!   

Your knob is covered in Chilli?

[Mouth]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

Classic mistake! You should have been aware she would want you to stay in and be miserable without her. So you should of said that your mate rang up for a chat and could tell how miserable you were, and you explained to him how gutted you were your night had been cancelled, but what could you do, her friend needed her. He then suggested going for a drink to cheer you up, obviously its no substitute for her company, but better than sitting on your own without her.

[Welshred]

Classic mistake! You should have been aware she would want you to stay in and be miserable without her. So you should of said that your mate rang up for a chat and could tell how miserable you were, and you explained to him how gutted you were your night had been cancelled, but what could you do, her friend needed her. He then suggested going for a drink to cheer you up, obviously its no substitute for her company, but better than sitting on your own without her.

And there speaks the man of experience

[RMG]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

I pissed myself laughing reading that. Women it's up to them isn't it.

[macca888]

Your knob is covered in Chilli?

Aye, but the cheese is all my own   

[macca888]

She moaned that she never really sees her mates that often. We were meant to be having a night together tonight, but her friend rang her up crying, broke up with her bloke or something. I tell her to go out with her and have a good night. She agrees to it. So our night in is off. My mate phones sees if I fancy a night out. So, with nothing else to do, I agree to it. She phones me up to tell me she's having a great night, asks what I'm up to, I say I'm just about to have a shower and go out, maybe see her in town. She goes fucking nuts. Apparently I planned this so we didn't have to have a night in. Yes, that's right, I planned her mate's boyfriend (who I've never met) to finish her so I could go out with my mate. Fucking mentals the lot of them.

Simple solution really mate. Tell her that you'll be out again next week with your mates while her mate returns the favour of being comforted when upset after being fucked off. Then fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

[phonic]

Simple solution really mate. Tell her that you'll be out again next week with your mates while her mate returns the favour of being comforted when upset after being fucked off. Then fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

Out of all the suggestions so far, this is by far my favourite and may well get used.

[lfctitch]

Sick of the GF never showing me any affection what so ever, I get irked and tell her, and as usual, when I have a problem its turned around onto me.

['Mondzz']

Calling them fat.

[scatman]

That's probably cause you're an ugly c*nt and was out of your hands

  ugly c*nts get the bitches in the end. Just ask that french actor married with that fit sports presenter

[scatman]

macca im gonna come to you for all girl advice now, seems like you and your cheesy weiner always manage to hit the nail on the head.

[Daranoza]

For pretending to be a lesbian with my best friend of the time in a moment of drunken daftness. We were only joking around.

[Mouth]

For pretending to be a lesbian with my best friend of the time in a moment of drunken daftness. We were only joking around.

He was probably unhappy that you were only pretending.

[Daranoza]

He was probably unhappy that you were only pretending.

Apparently it 'reminded him of something' so God only knows. Thought blokes loved that kind of thing. We made up in the end, though.

[c0burn]

Birds fucking about being lesbians is fucking stupid, hot as it is.

[Daranoza]

Birds fucking about being lesbians is fucking stupid, hot as it is.

We do fucking stupid things when we are young, as do lads. I seem to recall a regular event of one such lad I knew getting his bits out at every perceivable opportunity yet never being able to explain why.

[macca888]

Apparently it 'reminded him of something' so God only knows. Thought blokes loved that kind of thing. We made up in the end, though.

Probably reminded him of a disappointing porno. And who made up? You and your bird or you and your fella?

Anyway, videos or it never happened.