Topic: Newcastle United - Property of Saudi Arabia

[MonsLibpool]

They are an average side that's overperforming. Credit to Howe for that but I think they'll run out of steam this year.

[FiSh77]

I didn't realize Klopp has won all 11 matches against Eddie Howe teams, damn.

Lost 4-3 at Bournemouth

[Cafe De Paris]

In the words of Phillipe Auclair. Eddie Howe you are a midget.

[PeterTheRed ...]

Now, that was sweet ...

[S]

This club, their shameless fans and their spineless manager represent all that is wrong with football in 2023. They will start winning major trophies soon with their bottomless pit of resources, so for now I’m going to make the most of afternoons like this.

[Hedley Lamarr]

They are an average side that's overperforming. Credit to Howe for that but I think they'll run out of steam this year.

After all the gushing about them before the match I thought they looked average, we were there for the taking in that first 45 and they didn't really have a go at us, they kinda sat back, nobody really took responsibility. 

Last season was weird, an anomaly, I can't see them finishing in the top five or six, I think Howe will get the boot if they're sat on four or five defeats by Christmas, they have two already and Brighton could beat them.

[Crosby Nick]

I didn't realize Klopp has won all 11 matches against Eddie Howe teams, damn.

11 in a row. Remarkably we lost and drew to them in 16/17.

[Lynx the saucy mynx]

I think we need to change the title to property of Darwin Nunez

[PeterTheRed ...]

This club, their shameless fans and their spineless manager represent all that is wrong with football in 2023. They will start winning major trophies soon with their bottomless pit of resources, so for now I’m going to make the most of afternoons like this.

The Saudis getting involved with Chelsea has certainly reduced the pace of their investment at Newcastle. Even though Guimaraes, Isak, Tonali and Botman are talented players, the likes of Willock, Gordon, Barnes and Livramento are hardly on the same level. They will probably invest harder in the future, but so far they've been pretty conservative ...

[RyanBabel19]

Couldn't happen to a nicer side

Someone tell that Tindall to manage a side or sit down and shut the fuck up and give over with his Scrappy doo 'let me at em' act

[TheMissionary]

wouldn't want to be a Geordie moggie this evening.

[Red Beret]

From the Guardian as-it-happened

Newcastle look very, very poorly and well they might. They’ve learnt a harsh lesson today, one that’ll rankle for quite some time. Long term, they still look in better than Liverpool, but as we said earlier, elite-level attackers and attacking options can cover a multitude of flaws.

What a load of balls.

[gerrardisgod]

No amount of attacking options can cover having Alice The Goon at left-back.

[klopptopia]

I live in Newcastle and have just seen some glum faced when I walked to the gym and back . What a pity..

[Elzar]

From the Guardian as-it-happened

What a load of balls.

They had what, one or two clear chances outside of the goal which we handed them. They weren’t anything special. That was a solid performance away from home by us, like Chelsea, but we made the most of the chances we created on the counter.

[Hedley Lamarr]

They had what, one or two clear chances outside of the goal which we handed them. They weren’t anything special. That was a solid performance away from home by us, like Chelsea, but we made the most of the chances we created on the counter.

The Sky braintrust kept mentioning how its the most save Ali had to. make, they didn't mention were most straight at him, there was only one that really tested him.  Their goal obviously came from mistake, they created nothing really.

[zero zero]

Have that you; woman hating, journalist murdering, homophobic, refugee killing, intolerance exporting, medieval, hatred espousing, Tory owning, backwards, sports-washing c*nts. Good night 😘

[Crosby Nick]

The Sky braintrust kept mentioning how its the most save Ali had to. make, they didn't mention were most straight at him, there was only one that really tested him.  Their goal obviously came from mistake, they created nothing really.

‘Only’ 7 saves as well. Some of the keeper from the shit sides make that many most games I reckon.

[lfc_col]

From the Guardian as-it-happened

What a load of balls.

Another paid shill i guess just because they finished above us last season so what where still a better side than them

[Kalito]

‘Only’ 7 saves as well. Some of the keeper from the shit sides make that many most games I reckon.

When I heard that, I thought immediately 'fuck me, he must have saved about 15 shots'.

Only for the stats to show up and show only 7. 

[JP!]

Someone tell that Tindall to manage a side or sit down and shut the fuck up and give over with his Scrappy doo 'let me at em' act

He has, and he was crap.

Shit club, shit fans, were shit despite having a man advantage, fuck off c*nts.

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

It's going to be a wonderful day when the Saudi's bin off Howe and Tindall. Two absolute no marks who think they're big time because they've been given some blood money to spend. They'll be out on their arses in no time and managing QPR.

[Original]

Grown men, singing barmy army at a football ground, deserve everything they get the fucking mings

[The G in Gerrard]

Guimaraes was non existent today I thought.

[Jwils21]

It's going to be a wonderful day when the Saudi's bin off Howe and Tindall. Two absolute no marks who think they're big time because they've been given some blood money to spend. They'll be out on their arses in no time and managing QPR.

If it wasn’t for Football, Tindall would be a slimy recruitment consultant on £25k but living the life of a rich man with a financed A-Class and Turkey Teeth. Dickhead

[elbow]

If it wasn’t for Football, Tindall would be a slimy recruitment consultant on £25k but living the life of a rich man with a financed A-Class and Turkey Teeth. Dickhead

Wasn't he the whopper who threw a water bottle at our bench at Anfield last year?

[Peabee]

Change the thread title to “property of Darwin”.

[PeterTheRed ...]

Guimaraes was non existent today I thought.

I know this will sound like a blasphemy, but maybe our midfield have made him look that way?

[Passmaster Molby]

Text from my mate at half time, he is a Newcastle fan at the game today;

“Your lot are done, pretty sure we get 3 or 4 second half and then it’s off to the Quayside at full time. Will have a beer for you”

Me at full time;

“Enjoy your beer”.

[PeterTheRed ...]

https://twitter.com/snappedlfc/status/1695913264192831951

[4pool]

Guimaraes was non existent today I thought.

That's because Endo marked him out of the match. Some missed it and think Endo had a poor match.

[Brian Blessed]

https://twitter.com/snappedlfc/status/1695913264192831951

Don’t these attention seeking arseholes usually have a decent background? WTF is this shit?

[PeterTheRed ...]

That's because Endo marked him out of the match. Some missed it and think Endo had a poor match.

Endo did a great job on Guimaraes ...

[scouse neapolitan]

Bruno's worked out the plassy flag brigade already. They're getting on his back after him carrying them for most of last season. We should put a sneaky bid in for him.

[arfy05]

The barcode fan base are so small time and success deprived. I literally felt we were at goodison as they cheered and hailed straight forward passes, winning throw ins and almost every ref decision. Hilarious how they all steamed out at 1-2, mentality midgets. Also what is this “newcastle aura”, carragher and neville kept saying they were favourites today and on the up. Outside of Bruno I wouldn’t take a single one of there players in our first team. Howe playing cowardly football like his idol Simeone, but unlike Cholo his team were wide open at the back and got done by us when we turned the heat up after the final subs.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

https://twitter.com/snappedlfc/status/1695913264192831951

Nonce

[Peabee]

Nonce

Looks like the bedroom of a serial killer.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Looks like the bedroom of a serial killer.

Nonces and serial killers tend to look somewhat similar.

[farawayred]

https://twitter.com/snappedlfc/status/1695913264192831951

Why is he punching the wall? Are there no horses around in the neighborhood?

[stoa]

Nonces and serial killers tend to look somewhat similar.

They are also usually older than twelve...