Topic: Unpopular Onions

[CHOPPER]

That’s shallot

[Titi Camara]

 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

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[Samie]

 

How I missed the loon.  Welcome back Chops. 

[Titi Camara]

The general consensus appears to be...fuck Spanish onions!

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Surprised theres no Wigan Yun Yuns

[Chakan]

All onions are bad. Unless you cook with them chopped in.

[BarryCrocker]

All onions are bad. Unless you cook with them chopped in.

Pickled onion on a ploughman's lunch board is always a winner.

[Chakan]

Pickled onion on a ploughman's lunch board is always a winner.

Ok a good pickled onion is acceptable.

[Motty]

Not that big a fan of normally cooked onions but love pickled onions! Wtf is that about eh?

[Statto Red]

Pickled onion on a ploughman's lunch board is always a winner.

Or pickled silverskin onions with a pork pie, has to be silverskin onions which have been pickled in white vinegar.

[So… Howard Philips]

Pickled onion on a ploughman's lunch board is always a winner.

As long as it’s well matched with a good chutney.

[ToneLa]

Cannonball onions cause they're massive and you can throw them at things and they hurt

[Titi Camara]

Pissed/Messed up at a mate's house, good few of us on it. Someone jokingly asked the group..."fave vegetable?"....I blurted out "onions"...seems this was an unpopular opinion as I was laughed at and mercilessly ridiculed for the rest of the night about it!

[BarryCrocker]

As long as it’s well matched with a good chutney.

They're also good in a Gibson.

[kesey]

That song by Booker T and the MG's only reached number 57 in the U.S charts so that wasn't very popular.

[So… Howard Philips]

That song by Booker T and the MG's only reached number 57 in the U.S charts so that wasn't very popular.

Green onions sound a bit bitter to me. No wonder it wasn’t that popular.

[BarryCrocker]

That song by Booker T and the MG's only reached number 57 in the U.S charts so that wasn't very popular.

Onion Skin by Boom Crash Opera was a cracking tune.

[Crosby Nick]

Green onions sound a bit bitter to me. No wonder it wasn’t that popular.

Blue onions are the most bitter.

[Ziltoid]

Welsh onions are leeks, nobber.

[jambutty]

They're also good in a Gibson.

Will they have a similar effect in a Strat?

[liverbloke]

this thread is making me cry

[John C]

Chopper chopped an onion
Then Chopper couldn't stop
He was asked to chop one onion
But he chopped the fucking lot

Chopper chopped the onions
That shouldn't have been chopped
He chopped so many onions
He went back to the shop

He took him self to Asda
Onion hunting nonstop
There was only 10 kilos
His mission was a flop

Chopper needed lots more onions
So to Tesco he did hop
Chopper was ecstatic
They'd delivered a fresh crop

Chopper gathered all the onions
Ensuring non would drop
Chopper hugged his onions
For nothing he would swap

But another man wanted onions
He said he'd call a cop
Chopper walked right over
And gave the bloke a bop

Chopper had all the onions
He was feeling right on top
On the first day of the season
He'll take some to the Kop

That's the tale of Choppers onions
This thread is not just slop
Chopper dreams of onions
It all started with one chop

[Riquende]

Ok a good pickled onion is acceptable.

I discovered borettane onions recently, which are pickled in balsamic. Dark & far too moreish (and expensive), I was going through whole jars.

[redbyrdz]

Oh, there is a poll! Only wrong options though. No onions are good onions.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Chopper chopped an onion
Then Chopper couldn't stop
He was asked to chop one onion
But he chopped the fucking lot

Chopper chopped the onions
That shouldn't have been chopped
He chopped so many onions
He went back to the shop

He took him self to Asda
Onion hunting nonstop
There was only 10 kilos
His mission was a flop

Chopper needed lots more onions
So to Tesco he did hop
Chopper was ecstatic
They'd delivered a fresh crop

Chopper gathered all the onions
Ensuring non would drop
Chopper hugged his onions
For nothing he would swap

But another man wanted onions
He said he'd call a cop
Chopper walked right over
And gave the bloke a bop

Chopper had all the onions
He was feeling right on top
On the first day of the season
He'll take some to the Kop

That's the tale of Choppers onions
This thread is not just slop
Chopper dreams of onions
It all started with one chop

[jambutty]

I think we should delivery bomb Chops wid a coupla dozen bushels. He can deposit 'em in a food bank.

What could it cost?

I'll do 10 quid.

[Nobby Reserve]

The general consensus appears to be...fuck Spanish onions!

Never tried that. Do you cut the middle out or something?

And does it make your eye water?

[jambutty]

Love Vidalias, me.