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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #14080 on: June 28, 2021, 02:19:01 pm »
First set Draper!

Injury mustn’t be far away now.
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« Reply #14081 on: June 28, 2021, 02:22:28 pm »
upset on the cards. So nice to have the sporting staple of Wimbledon back. 

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« Reply #14082 on: June 28, 2021, 02:30:06 pm »
Nadal has not made the final at Wimbledon for 10 years. Either Roger Federer has a last throw of the dice, someone else like Thiem, Tsitsipas & Zverev step up or more likely Djokovic wins it by a landslide.

Thiem is injured.
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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #14083 on: June 28, 2021, 04:31:08 pm »
Tsitsipas in a big trouble. He's 2 sets and a break down to Tiafoe.
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« Reply #14084 on: June 28, 2021, 04:36:08 pm »
Tsitsipas in a big trouble. He's 2 sets and a break down to Tiafoe.

Really tough first round match that, especially on this surface.

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« Reply #14085 on: June 28, 2021, 04:37:57 pm »
Tsitsipas in a big trouble. He's 2 sets and a break down to Tiafoe.

Fuck sake had him to at least challenge Djokovic.

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« Reply #14086 on: June 28, 2021, 05:04:55 pm »
Might borrow a million quid to put it on Djokovic to win this. Will be the easiest money I'll ever make.
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« Reply #14087 on: June 28, 2021, 05:09:41 pm »
Goodbye Tsitsipas. Djokovic should play left handed, only way he’d be challenged.

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« Reply #14088 on: June 28, 2021, 05:17:28 pm »
Fuck sake had him to at least challenge Djokovic.

Why? He’s not very good on grass.
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« Reply #14089 on: June 28, 2021, 05:25:09 pm »
Goodbye Tsitsipas. Djokovic should play left handed, only way he’d be challenged.
Or he could stop taking PEDs  ;D

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« Reply #14090 on: June 28, 2021, 05:58:46 pm »
Why? He’s not very good on grass.

Isn’t he? I’ve no idea I only watched him for the first time at Roland Garros  ;D

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« Reply #14091 on: June 28, 2021, 06:11:07 pm »
Murray back on Centre Court. Deserved a bigger cheer from the fridges to be honest.

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« Reply #14092 on: June 28, 2021, 06:19:44 pm »
Isn’t he? I’ve no idea I only watched him for the first time at Roland Garros  ;D

Gone out three times at this stage at Wimbledon. He said he finds grass hard to play on.

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« Reply #14093 on: June 28, 2021, 07:00:21 pm »
Good first set from Murray.
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« Reply #14094 on: June 28, 2021, 07:43:48 pm »
Second set to Murray as well.

Great to see some flashes of the old brilliance.
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« Reply #14095 on: June 28, 2021, 07:48:13 pm »
He’s just great to watch, still scampering after everything despite being an almost broken athlete.
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« Reply #14096 on: June 28, 2021, 07:50:33 pm »
This would be a good scalp for Murray. Not Basilashvili’s best surface but still a capable operator with a few victories at Halle and he’s won some decent tournaments in his career.

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« Reply #14097 on: June 28, 2021, 07:59:34 pm »
This would be a good scalp for Murray. Not Basilashvili’s best surface but still a capable operator with a few victories at Halle and he’s won some decent tournaments in his career.

24th seed

Just be nice for Murray to make the second week
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« Reply #14098 on: June 28, 2021, 08:02:48 pm »
Basilashvili gave up the ghost a long way back in the set, but some of the striking from Murray has been top drawer.
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« Reply #14099 on: June 28, 2021, 08:05:40 pm »
Presumably this opens up the draw for him a little for the next couple of rounds?

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« Reply #14100 on: June 28, 2021, 08:09:10 pm »
Two qualifiers after this, I think McEnroe said before.
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« Reply #14101 on: June 28, 2021, 08:16:04 pm »
Fucking hell Andy.
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« Reply #14102 on: June 28, 2021, 08:27:17 pm »
Fuck. Ing. Hell. Andy.
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« Reply #14103 on: June 28, 2021, 08:28:02 pm »
Jesus wept.

I forgot how hard he makes it for himself :D
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« Reply #14104 on: June 28, 2021, 08:29:14 pm »
His game has totally fallen apart. If he loses this set he loses the match I think.
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« Reply #14105 on: June 28, 2021, 08:29:22 pm »
Can't say this isn't classic Andy Murray :D

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« Reply #14106 on: June 28, 2021, 08:31:08 pm »
Basilashvili will win this if he wins this set

Murray looks absolutely gassed

5-0 up and now 6-5 down
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« Reply #14107 on: June 28, 2021, 08:40:50 pm »
7 straight games lost for Murray.

A total collapse.
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« Reply #14108 on: June 28, 2021, 08:42:50 pm »
Fucking hell.

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« Reply #14109 on: June 28, 2021, 08:43:30 pm »
Broken four times.
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« Reply #14110 on: June 28, 2021, 08:44:14 pm »
He’s gone into his old default mode of hitting too many drop shots, his legs have gone.

Good time for the roof closure break, that.
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« Reply #14111 on: June 28, 2021, 08:45:06 pm »
He looks physically shot.

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« Reply #14112 on: June 28, 2021, 08:45:20 pm »
He looked knackered from the beginning of the 3rd set. The other guy just took an age to make him start running.

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« Reply #14113 on: June 28, 2021, 08:46:25 pm »
Yeah this is a good time for a little break to recharge the batteries.

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« Reply #14114 on: June 28, 2021, 08:48:31 pm »
Basilashvili had all the momentum there with no pressure. Interesting if he can keep it going. I suspect not.

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« Reply #14115 on: June 28, 2021, 08:50:25 pm »
Guess he has barely played a best of 5 set match in a couple of years. He needs to win this for his own mental well being.

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« Reply #14116 on: June 28, 2021, 09:05:35 pm »
Murray breaks to love in the first game with the roof closed :lmao

This is such a weird sport sometimes. Hopefully the time off court has helped him refocus.
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« Reply #14117 on: June 28, 2021, 09:06:32 pm »
A quick shower, fresh kit and a chance to shut off and recover for 20 minutes can completely change things

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« Reply #14118 on: June 28, 2021, 09:09:05 pm »
He still looks fucked, to be fair.

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« Reply #14119 on: June 28, 2021, 09:10:50 pm »
Yeah, Murray looks no better than before. He's doing nothing with some of these rallies, just knocking the ball back and hoping for a mistake.
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