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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: LFC's next manager - chat and informed speculation

« Last post by Sir Capon of Debaser on Today at 10:06:13 pm »

I'd love it if he did his first presser with his head polished like a bowling ball and a new set of big shiny white teeth.

Can of Kiwi All in one Head and Tit Polish for the sponsorship deal sat next to his bottled water

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: LFC's next manager - chat and informed speculation

« Last post by Darren G on Today at 10:05:27 pm »

I want to focus on Klopp’s last games but anyone saying anything bad about this is just bizarre. Once Alonso said he was staying there was no clear choice and I think the club has done about as well as they could do in the circumstances. Slot seems highly thought of and his style of play requires no squad overhaul. Seems a no brainer to me in comparison to any other options.

We might get one anyway. Feyenoord let go/sold 22 players last season and brought in 14 for the current one. 

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: LFC's next manager - chat and informed speculation

« Last post by TepidT2O on Today at 10:05:21 pm »

Not sure we can call Jota the slotta any more if I’m honest

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: West Ham United vs Liverpool (Premier League) - 12:30, Saturday 27th April

« Last post by Zizou on Today at 10:04:49 pm »

I thought we'd bounced back against Fulham, and I was convinced we'd win at Goodison at half-time, so fuck knows what's going down tomorrow, but this season could get a whole lot worse if we start sleep walking towards the end, nobody wants us scratching and clawing to get CL right at the death.

I'd love a 2-0 and for Mo and Darwin to score and get their peckers up a bit.

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Media and Arts / Re: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread

« Last post by disgraced cake on Today at 10:03:49 pm »

But what if they say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Then I'll crush all opposition to me, and I'll make Ted Kennedy pay, if he fights back, I'll say that he's gay!

Good news, Amendment! They ratified ya. You're in the U.S. Constitution!

Oh, yeah! Door's open, boys!

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General Football and Sport / Re: Skybet Championship Thread

« Last post by duvva 💅 on Today at 10:03:42 pm »

Actually Ipswich are only a point behind Leeds so could get away with 2 draws if they win their last game.

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: LFC's next manager - chat and informed speculation

« Last post by Peabee on Today at 10:03:38 pm »

Mr Sheen

 

I'd love it if he did his first presser with his head polished like a bowling ball and a new set of big shiny white teeth.

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The Boozer / Rubbish prizes

« Last post by TepidT2O on Today at 10:03:26 pm »

Imagine my delight today when an email pops up saying I’ve won a prize!

AMAZING.

I hadn’t actually entered a competition, but that’s ok.

No.


A kung fu panda 4 tote bad and a bottle of Panda Oyster sauce 20.

Seriously, has anyone  ever won a worse prize?

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: Darwin Núñez (Darwin Gabriel Núñez Ribeiro)

« Last post by Nick110581 on Today at 10:02:43 pm »

Why did the Club brief the media saying he was a Klopp signing?

I also think he will stay another season. I think he will be a success.

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Liverpool FC Forum / Re: LFC's next manager - chat and informed speculation

« Last post by rossipersempre on Today at 10:00:33 pm »

I'm still fucking gutted Jurgen is leaving so difficult to get overly excited about a new manager.

I think Xabi to be fair, would have me a excited to a degree, given his links to the club and what he's achieved this season in a top league and in Europe.

Pretty similar sentiments myself all round. One thing that irks me is the timing, not sure why this couldn’t have waited until we said goodbye to Klopp.

This is exactly where I'm at.