Author Topic: 115 charges for the scorched earth cheating bastards on & off the pitch  (Read 660228 times)

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2023, 12:37:39 pm »
Applications are open for a more amusing title for this topic :wave

Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2023, 12:42:22 pm »
Man City - "Excuse me but you've got shit shoes on you City shoed bastard

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2023, 12:53:11 pm »
Career Day

It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Norris is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Norris comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a Dingy Strip Club. He takes off his clothes for Men, Women, and mostly Politicians and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Norris and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Norris says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Manchester City


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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2023, 01:06:14 pm »
Man City - Always more charges than trophies.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2023, 01:13:46 pm »
Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges
Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Chargers - Nothing To See Here

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2023, 01:14:19 pm »
115 FC

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2023, 01:17:43 pm »
Blue Manc Twats
All the badge kissing in the world don't make up for the fact that they are, frankly, not Liverpool Football Club. It's not their fault. Its just how it is.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2023, 01:18:01 pm »
Career Day

It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Norris is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Norris comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a Dingy Strip Club. He takes off his clothes for Men, Women, and mostly Politicians and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Norris and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Norris says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Manchester City

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2023, 01:31:13 pm »
They Built Man City on Blood and Bones
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2023, 01:44:22 pm »
how about a simple The Biggest Cheats In World Football

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2023, 01:47:49 pm »
New headline says "chargers" instead of "charges" ;)
« Last Edit: July 31, 2023, 02:01:28 pm by Titi Camara »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2023, 01:48:59 pm »
New headline says "chargers" instead of "charges" ;)
you pedantic typo-hunting weirdo!!!

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2023, 01:51:44 pm »
you pedantic typo-hunting weirdo!!!

:)

Harsh but fair! :P
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Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2023, 01:54:16 pm »
"Clap your Hands! Stamp your Feet!"

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2023, 01:55:27 pm »
New headline says "chargers" instead of "charges" ;)

So not content with ruining footballers it’s these fuckers who mean I can never find a way of powering up my phone when I need to as well? Bastards.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2023, 01:56:37 pm »
Why not get rid of the City, Newcastle, and Chelsea threads altogether. We could just have a single FFP cheats thread to monitor their dodgy dealings along with the subsequent sanctions imposed ( :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao)
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2023, 02:03:45 pm »
Harsh but fair! :P
I've been accused of it many times.  people I worked with used to say I could spot a typo in docs I'd never even read. I get irrationaly annoyed by them.



(except for my own of coarse)
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2023, 02:05:30 pm »
I've been accused of it many times.  people I worked with used to say I could spot a typo in docs I'd never even read. I get irrationaly annoyed by them.



(except for my own of coarse)

In keeping with the thread title, nothing to see their...
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2023, 02:07:30 pm »
New headline says "chargers" instead of "charges" ;)

That's the NFL franchise LA Chargers. ;D
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2023, 04:02:21 pm »

'Manchester City £2.7 Billion Scandal Documentary' - a 55 minute video at the 'Documentary Legion' youtube channel:-

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/zkrSDRCjc7Q" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/zkrSDRCjc7Q</a>

^ or click here to watch - www.youtube.com/v/zkrSDRCjc7Q - it is the same video as 'Britain's Biggest Football Scandal': www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlLRWw47HOk


The blurb...

'Manchester City sent shockwaves through the footballing world when they were accused of over 100 breaches of financial regulations. How did a club that was in the third tier of English football just 15 years ago become the face of football's latest mega-scandal?

This documentary investigates the alleged financial doping that propelled City's rags-to-riches transformation under their Abu Dhabi owners. Through first-hand accounts and explosive leaked documents, we uncover how billions were injected to stack the deck in City's favor.

Were sponsorship deals artificially inflated? Did transfers and salaries break FFP laws? Does a secret payment network with Abu Dhabi hide where the money truly came from? Is City's success simply bought rather than earned?

Featuring interviews with executives, football finance experts, journalists, and more, this documentary traces City's 11-year journey from mid-table club to Premier League giant amidst astonishing funding from the oil-rich United Arab Emirates.

The stakes are massive, with possible Premier League points deductions or Champions League bans. As City vow to fight and clear their name, will they emerge as champions or cheaters when the final whistle blows?

Watch now and see the full story behind football's biggest financial scandal. With over £2.7 billion invested over a decade, Manchester City shows what happens when a global superpower meets a global sport. This is a saga like no other that could only happen now.'
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2023, 05:41:19 pm »
Found this on another group.


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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2023, 05:54:31 pm »
Found this on another group.


unable to make it out. a player's paycheque I assume?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #25 on: July 31, 2023, 05:55:31 pm »
Found this on another group.


That’s a lot of numbers

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #26 on: July 31, 2023, 05:56:22 pm »
unable to make it out. a player's paycheque I assume?

Yeah, Sterlings. Looks like it has him making 11 mill for the first six months of 2019.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #27 on: July 31, 2023, 05:59:16 pm »
Yeah, Sterlings. Looks like it has him making 11 mill for the first six months of 2019.
ah, thanks.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2023, 11:50:30 pm »
Applications are open for a more amusing title for this topic :wave

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2023, 11:53:31 pm »
Should be a picture of Lance Armstrong in the OP.  :wave

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2023, 11:56:01 pm »
Saudi’s are bigger cheats than us FC

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #31 on: August 1, 2023, 02:37:12 am »
That’s a lot of numbers

If that’s not fake it’s got his NI number on..  hope he doesn’t get the old, there has been a fraud on your account scam call.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #32 on: August 1, 2023, 04:23:06 pm »
Does the first column say Basic Pay and then Loyalty (with Loyalty being a higher figure?)

Looks like the silly boy isn't paying into a pension fund, he'll live to regret that...
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #33 on: August 1, 2023, 04:40:31 pm »
"Man City - Pep concerned about Saudi money distorting transfer market - Discuss"
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #34 on: August 1, 2023, 04:48:59 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66347484

The Saudi Pro League's financial clout has "changed the market" for transfers and elite clubs "need to be aware of what is happening", says Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #35 on: August 1, 2023, 05:28:53 pm »
Man City - the club that doesn’t count

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #36 on: August 1, 2023, 06:01:13 pm »
Man City - the club that doesn’t count

Well that's not really true...

They do count, they just don't tell you where they got the numbers from.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #37 on: August 1, 2023, 06:17:45 pm »
Well that's not really true...

They do count, they just don't tell you where they got the numbers from.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #38 on: August 1, 2023, 06:24:22 pm »
Well that's not really true...

They do count, they just don't tell you where they got the numbers from.

Double entendre

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards - 115 Charges - Nothing To See Here
« Reply #39 on: August 2, 2023, 01:35:26 pm »
Going to pay 100m for Gvardiol.

These Saudi clubs are ruining the market though.