I was heading to the shop last week
Me: "Heading to the shop, want something for a cuppa?"
Her: "Get me something nice"
Me: "Right, what do you want"
Her: "Anything....something nice, surprise me"
Me: "Every fucking time I go for something for a cuppa, you ask for a surprise, you complain that you didnt want what I got you"
Her: "I'll eat anything, surprise me"
I come back, give her an onion. "here you go, is that a surprise?"
Her: "I can't dip that into my tea"
No shit sherlock