Topic: General Manchester City thread

[ChaChaMooMoo]

Why are you not in your exam?

OT: City are poo.

 

OT: Manchester City ruin football.

[♥ Carroll 9 ♥]

The clue is in the link, its a rumour. Nothing more.

Thats because its in the section rumours. And he didnt say its rumoured they bid, he said flat out. CITY BID 100 MILLION.

Im not saying its true, but he didnt say its rumoured, he said its true and he said it this morning on SSN aswell

[PluckyUnderdog]

Thats because its in the section rumours. And he didnt say its rumoured they bid, he said flat out. CITY BID 100 MILLION.

Im not saying its true, but he didnt say its rumoured, he said its true and he said it this morning on SSN aswell

Fucks sake, he did not. Is english your first language? Watch it again and listen. He said They think it will happen. At no point does Ball-bag say it has happened.

[mattsant]

On his websitehe said they bid 100 millionand then bid 100 million plus tevez and ade
http://www.guillembalague.com/rumores_desp.php?id=296&titulo=City%20prepared%20to%20break%20records%20to%20sign%20Ronaldo

[Twiggthemanc]

Thats because its in the section rumours. And he didnt say its rumoured they bid, he said flat out. CITY BID 100 MILLION.

Im not saying its true, but he didnt say its rumoured, he said its true and he said it this morning on SSN aswell

If you spend your whole life getting excited about things like that, definitely believing everything you read in the papers, and "knowing" that Chelsea are signing Neymar and Lukaku. If you spend your time signing up to a Liverpool forum with the name of another teams player, and a sig and location begging him to come, you're going to end up disapointed.

Summer season is exciting, because it's the main time your squad can improve, but you can't believe all this shit, and you can't get too excited over players who aren't your own. Just watch it unfold instead of searching out every rumour and following the shit they say on skysports.

[CorKopite]

Why are you not in your exam?

OT: City are poo.

Got the time wrong, was actually at 9:30 this morning, only realised last night, thank fuck I decided to double check before I went to bed. All went well anyway you'll be delighted to know  and you're direction suggestions were better than any Sat Nav system could dream of being

OT: I completely agree

[PluckyUnderdog]

If you spend your whole life getting excited about things like that, definitely believing everything you read in the papers, and "knowing" that Chelsea are signing Neymar and Lukaku. If you spend your time signing up to a Liverpool forum with the name of another teams player, and a sig and location begging him to come, you're going to end up disapointed.

Summer season is exciting, because it's the main time your squad can improve, but you can't believe all this shit, and you can't get too excited over players who aren't your own. Just watch it unfold instead of searching out every rumour and following the shit they say on skysports.

Twigg mate, as im sure you know, RAWK is chock-full of these hyperactive fuckers. 

[Twiggthemanc]

Twigg mate, as im sure you know, RAWK is chock-full of these hyperactive fuckers. 

Every forum is. It's worse on facebook, the funniest thing I've seen on facebook is this:

http://www.facebook.com/SIRalexMANCHESTERUNITED

Some WUM pretending to be Alex Ferguson saying he's signing Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, and people believe him. I don't understand how it's come to this. It beggars belief that there are people who get more excited about a big name signing than they do supporting their own team.

[PluckyUnderdog]

Every forum is. It's worse on facebook, the funniest thing I've seen on facebook is this:

http://www.facebook.com/SIRalexMANCHESTERUNITED

Some WUM pretending to be Alex Ferguson saying he's signing Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, and people believe him. I don't understand how it's come to this. It beggars belief that there are people who get more excited about a big name signing than they do supporting their own team.

Haha, my god, some people really need a reality check. Or a lobotomy 

[RedRabbit]

Got the time wrong, was actually at 9:30 this morning, only realised last night, thank fuck I decided to double check before I went to bed. All went well anyway you'll be delighted to know  and you're direction suggestions were better than any Sat Nav system could dream of being

OT: I completely agree

Boring. Was hoping for a story along the lines that the SAS held you at gunpoint and found a life size mock-up of the Queen in your boot, along with rubber gloves, a bottle of Jif and a 12" pink dildo.   

Glad it went well though. 

OT: I agree with your agreement.

[Cusamano]

I wonder how real city fans feel about this. I mean there is literally no skill involved in spending hundreds of millions of pounds that isnt yours to buy trophies. I know they have lived in the shadow of their neighbours for so long so any bit of success that comes their way will be welcomed but it all seems so hollow.

[You'll Never Walk Alone]

Every forum is. It's worse on facebook, the funniest thing I've seen on facebook is this:

http://www.facebook.com/SIRalexMANCHESTERUNITED

Some WUM pretending to be Alex Ferguson saying he's signing Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, and people believe him. I don't understand how it's come to this. It beggars belief that there are people who get more excited about a big name signing than they do supporting their own team.

That is fantastic. It just highlights to me, that there is so so so many people out there who haven't got a clue about football... Cringworthy

[Chakan]

He's not worth 150m

[SMD]

If you spend your whole life getting excited about things like that, definitely believing everything you read in the papers, and "knowing" that Chelsea are signing Neymar and Lukaku. If you spend your time signing up to a Liverpool forum with the name of another teams player, and a sig and location begging him to come, you're going to end up disapointed.

Summer season is exciting, because it's the main time your squad can improve, but you can't believe all this shit, and you can't get too excited over players who aren't your own. Just watch it unfold instead of searching out every rumour and following the shit they say on skysports.

Fucking hell, told by a Manc

But yeah, Tevez is a broken record. It'll be his family or it'll be the national team or it'll be the water or whatever.
He'll be 'unhappy', there will be 'talks' and he'll sign 'a new contract' that pays him almost double what he earns.

[♥ Carroll 9 ♥]

If Tevez leaves City then they will buy someone huge to replace him because he is there best player by a country mile

[kaz1983]

If Tevez leaves City then they will buy someone huge to replace him because he is there best player by a country mile

I agree if Tevez leaves who ever replaces him has to be huge, at least 6 foot anyway but next to Tevez that's huge.

[Rohit]

Non-story, he won't go there and madrid won't cash in he is too valuable in terms of performances and revenue.

[drmick]

I have to agree that I don't think he will go to City, but somebody in Ronaldo's camp is definitely keeping this one going. Must be looking for a pay rise.

[Canada Loves Anfield]

Man City are a fucking joke, ruining football for everyone, I hate FIFA but they must do something about this, its a joke.

Dont know why madrid would accept, they paid 80 million for him so clearly they didnt buy him for his resale value. If it gets accepted and Ronaldo goes I will lose every bit of respect I have for the guy, and so will alot of people. I hate Man UTD but they made him into the best player in the world, he then bitched about how he ewanted to go to madrid, how its his dream, then 2 years later he signs for Man City ? I hope Ronaldo tells them to fuck off

Every bit of respect you have for Ronaldo? Who are you? You keep popping up everywhere...

[Broken Accidental Stars]

Every bit of respect you have for Ronaldo? Who are you? You keep popping up everywhere...

One of those weirdos who supports a certain player rather than a club. We already have one in the Suarez thread (though they actually make useful posts about the player's past performances, rather than random speculation about Aguero).

[Daranoza]

So, if rumours are to be believed, City will bid for both Iniesta (56 million) and would be prepared to fork out for Ronaldo (150 million).

Ridiculously ambitious moves aside, I really don't see Ronaldo as being worth 94 million pounds more than Iniesta on any planet. 

[armchair-fan]

I wonder how real city fans feel about this. I mean there is literally no skill involved in spending hundreds of millions of pounds that isnt yours to buy trophies. I know they have lived in the shadow of their neighbours for so long so any bit of success that comes their way will be welcomed but it all seems so hollow.

First trophy in 35 years?  Possibly a 3rd place finish?  I reckon the 'real' City fans, whomever they may be, are absolutely buzzing.

[Solomon Grundy]

So, if rumours are to be believed, City will bid for both Iniesta (56 million) and would be prepared to fork out for Ronaldo (150 million).

Ridiculously ambitious moves aside, I really don't see Ronaldo as being worth 94 million pounds more than Iniesta on any planet. 

If this was remotely true, how could they justify spending that much on two players and where would the FFP rules come into this?

[Solomon Grundy]

Man City have actually become everything they 'claimed' to of hated in the past.

[Ambrosia]

If Ronaldo does end up at City, they'll defo win the title next season. He's the perfect player to break down the stubborn teams.

[DougLFC94]

Tevez said yesterday that he wants to City on Argentinian radio and all of a sudden there linked with Ronaldo....work it out.

[The China Fox]

Perfect player to break down the stubborn teams? Man City's record this season in the league against the top teams has been horrendous and negative, they have few problems against the lower sides.

[mcfc1]

The moment Man City fans fell in love with their new celebration:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/KjDwa3HGjrE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/KjDwa3HGjrE</a>

May as well clear it up seeing as you don't understand.

Lech Poznan were doing......the 'Poznan' (As it were)......and City fans were impressed. A few City fans started to do it, around 20, and it looked absolute pants. Lech saw the City fans try and do it and then they started to do it again. Thats when the City fans started to chant that. Irony my friend.

Also, I wouldn't believe anything Guillem Balague says, he's a complete wind up merchant that knows very little.

Ronaldo won't be joining us, we've already denied it and why would he want to join us? He's in the form of his life and has more at Madrid than City could ever offer. Don't his wages go up to €500,000 a week soon as well?

Tevez will be a big loss for us but we'll just have to move on.

[Ryba]

Ronaldo won't be joining us, we've already denied it and why would he want to join us? He's in the form of his life and has more at Madrid than City could ever offer. Don't his wages go up to €500,000 a week soon as well?

Lol'd hard

[downtown]

IF it is true Madrid would be mugs to not take the money and run.

He wasn't even worth the fee they paid to the mancs.

except he has broken every single club record and La Liga record this year 

[Cusamano]

except he has broken every single club record and La Liga record this year 

Nobody is worth £80 million

 

[mcfc1]

Lol'd hard

What a waste of a post. Elaborate buddy.

[UntouchableLuis]

Ronaldo fucked himself when he went to Madrid for that sort of price to be honest. I don't believe he's happy at Madrid, deep down he knows it's going to take something monumental to topple Barca over the next few years and while Madrid have the money they are clearly run by a bunch of manager-sacking clowns. It's too political in madrid. Trouble is now, there's no way out for Ronaldo, only City have that absurd amount of money to splash about but I don't think even they would pay that much for 1 player.

[Mashy-rawr!nooo]

May as well clear it up seeing as you don't understand.

Lech Poznan were doing......the 'Poznan' (As it were)......and City fans were impressed. A few City fans started to do it, around 20, and it looked absolute pants. Lech saw the City fans try and do it and then they started to do it again. Thats when the City fans started to chant that.

OF COURSE WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND! please, tell us more about your ever so great crowd celebration.....

[Dr Manhattan]

Lech Poznan were doing......the 'Poznan' (As it were)......and City fans were impressed. A few City fans started to do it, around 20, and it looked absolute pants. Lech saw the City fans try and do it and then they started to do it again. Thats when the City fans started to chant that. Irony my friend.

And then there were bluebirds and rainbows, and you all went out to tea.

Doesn't really matter how it started, you copied a celebration and it still hasn't even fully caught on, it still looks like 20 people doing it. Theirs looks boss, yours looks like a couple of people having a fit in the crowd.

And it makes everyone cringe out of their skin.

[Brian Blessed]

I think it's shit. Who wants to turn away as a goal is scored. I'd rather watch the players celebrate etc.

[Chakan]

I think it's shit. Who wants to turn away as a goal is scored. I'd rather watch the players celebrate etc.

Sactly.

Goal is scored, Poznan starts, goal ruled offside, Poznan continues, supporters look like bellends

[Brian Blessed]

Sactly.

Goal is scored, Poznan starts, goal ruled offside, Poznan continues, supporters look like bellends

TBF, goal is given, supporters look like bellends.

[Chakan]

TBF, goal is given, supporters look like bellends.

Kinda thought of that when I posted it as well.

[Mashy-rawr!nooo]

TBF, goal is given, supporters look like bellends.

IMO, Supporters are bellends.