Not sure if this is mingebaggery or just fucking cheeky behaviour.
A few years ago my arl fella worked in a factory with this right weirdo. The fella literally worked every single overtime hour available to him (we’re talking 5-6 hrs a day on top of his normal shift, plus all day Saturday and Sunday). Me Dad reckoned he was earning more than the fucking MD and he never went on holiday, never went the pub with the lads etc.
Anyway, one bleak early February day, the fellas mam passed away, which was all very sad. On the bright side, the employer had a really good bereavement scheme in place, and so he was called into the office and told that as it was a parent that had died, he was entitled to two weeks bereavement leave on full pay, and they hoped that would help to give him a bit of time to grieve, and to arrange the funeral etc.
Cheeky bastard apparently said “that’s sound, funerals all sorted anyway, so can I book the last week in June and the first week in July please?”
True story.