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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30441 on: December 2, 2022, 11:20:21 am »

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30443 on: December 2, 2022, 11:46:09 am »
It’s pretty weak from us to be honest. If people threw the coins why could they not identify them?
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30444 on: December 2, 2022, 12:52:26 pm »
It’s pretty weak from us to be honest. If people threw the coins why could they not identify them?
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30445 on: December 2, 2022, 02:02:24 pm »
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30446 on: December 2, 2022, 02:29:56 pm »
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30447 on: December 2, 2022, 02:40:41 pm »
Disappointing from our fans, all those coins thrown and they all missed the shiny headed twat.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30448 on: December 2, 2022, 05:02:14 pm »
Disappointing from our fans, all those coins thrown and they all missed the shiny headed twat.

Apparently there are websites where you can watch that kind of thing.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30449 on: December 2, 2022, 05:06:28 pm »
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30450 on: December 2, 2022, 05:07:23 pm »
Disappointing from our fans, all those coins thrown and they all missed the shiny headed twat.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30451 on: December 2, 2022, 06:02:53 pm »
I don't read much outside of here  ;D
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30452 on: December 2, 2022, 10:47:43 pm »
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30453 on: December 3, 2022, 07:55:28 am »
He read it on reddit

How dare you

I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30454 on: December 3, 2022, 08:45:53 am »
I think the club did identify them but then decided the evidence was time barred?

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30455 on: December 3, 2022, 03:57:00 pm »
Like that tit who lashed his phone at Shrek and missed. If you're gonna get banned, make it worthwhile ;)
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30456 on: December 3, 2022, 08:34:27 pm »
Didn't Che Neville get a red hot pie thrown at him that hit the target at Anfield?
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30457 on: December 12, 2022, 01:13:55 pm »
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/63942509

City looking at expanding the Etihad

Prepare for Manchester traffic to be worse than ever

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30458 on: December 12, 2022, 01:15:46 pm »
I see they've unveiled plans to increase the capacity of The Etihad to over 60,000, despite not even owning it.

All about money laundering and FFP of course. They'll claim the money was spent on infrastructure or other such bollocks.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30459 on: December 12, 2022, 01:21:29 pm »
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/63942509

City looking at expanding the Etihad

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It is a bit ridiculous for them to be doing this, but it is not like they are short of money. They will be able to report more fake numbers of tickets sold, since some sort of a FFP illusion must be maintained ...


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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30460 on: December 12, 2022, 01:44:34 pm »
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/63942509

City looking at expanding the Etihad

Prepare for Manchester traffic to be worse than ever

https://tickets.mancity.com/en-GB/events/manchester%20city%20v%20liverpool%20-%20carabao%20cup/2022-12-22_20.00/the%20etihad%20stadium?hallmap

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30461 on: December 12, 2022, 02:43:40 pm »
Think they'd do better adding a couple of more rows of ad boards into the stands so they don't look so empty.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30462 on: December 12, 2022, 02:59:55 pm »
They're building a new arena near their stadium as well, feel sorry for whoever lives in the nearby neighbourhoods trying to get somewhere.

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« Reply #30463 on: December 12, 2022, 03:02:25 pm »
Reckon they've been inspired by watching the Qataris take the attendance figures bullshtting to a whole new level.

They could post a sell out crowds with pictures stating the opposite as apart from the odd pulled face or giggle from the media nobody seems to give a fuck about it.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30464 on: December 12, 2022, 07:35:24 pm »
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/63942509

City looking at expanding the Etihad

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Strange. They could do with downsizing rather than expanding.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30465 on: December 12, 2022, 08:41:43 pm »
I see they've unveiled plans to increase the capacity of The Etihad to over 60,000, despite not even owning it.

All about money laundering and FFP of course. They'll claim the money was spent on infrastructure or other such bollocks.
That is fucking hilarious. They can’t even fill the stadium now and everyone knows they fudge the attendance numbers yet they are brazenly going to increase the number of fake seats they can declare.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30466 on: December 12, 2022, 08:41:51 pm »
Strange. They could do with downsizing rather than expanding.

Gives them chance to fake attendance figures even further. The day is coming when their club sources will be announcing City is officially the biggest club in England, with all sorts of fake facts and figures to back that claim up and the majority of the media in this country won't even question it. Instead, it'll be heralded as some huge success story.

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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30467 on: December 12, 2022, 09:09:46 pm »
Strange. They could do with downsizing rather than expanding.
A report on sportswash stated that they bought a lot of real estate properties in Manchester, not just the stadium. Is that true? It would make sense to invest in a country that turns a blind eye to the source of the money and reacts only when pressed (re: Abramovich).
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30468 on: December 12, 2022, 10:09:17 pm »
A report on sportswash stated that they bought a lot of real estate properties in Manchester, not just the stadium. Is that true? It would make sense to invest in a country that turns a blind eye to the source of the money and reacts only when pressed (re: Abramovich).

The owners are heavily involved in developments of tower blocks all across the city centre full of luxury apartments and I'm pretty sure in the conversion of warehouses in Ancoats into apartments as well.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30469 on: December 12, 2022, 10:36:27 pm »

At this rate they will own most of the UK after 10 or 15 years. More control and influence, basically they are immune. Man City is just a small part of it. I remember reading few months ago that Abu Dhabi is close to buying Motor Fuel Group too.

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« Reply #30470 on: December 13, 2022, 12:19:38 am »
A report on sportswash stated that they bought a lot of real estate properties in Manchester, not just the stadium. Is that true? It would make sense to invest in a country that turns a blind eye to the source of the money and reacts only when pressed (re: Abramovich).

Not just Manchester. Sheikh Mohammed is one of the biggest landowners in the UK. Over 40,000 hectares worth. He owns properties in most of the wealthiest parts of Britain - many historic homes of the gentry. And he’s done it through offshore companies for tax avoidance. And they are so intertwined in the UK that nothing could ever be done to change it. Google pictures of him watching the horse racing with the queen, or how the uk gov had the police stand down when he kidnapped his daughter. It’s all rotten.

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« Reply #30471 on: December 13, 2022, 02:10:49 am »
Not just Manchester. Sheikh Mohammed is one of the biggest landowners in the UK. Over 40,000 hectares worth. He owns properties in most of the wealthiest parts of Britain - many historic homes of the gentry. And he’s done it through offshore companies for tax avoidance. And they are so intertwined in the UK that nothing could ever be done to change it. Google pictures of him watching the horse racing with the queen, or how the uk gov had the police stand down when he kidnapped his daughter. It’s all rotten.


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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30472 on: December 13, 2022, 06:32:26 am »
Gosh, what is this world turning to...
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30473 on: December 13, 2022, 11:26:44 am »
Linked with Gvardiol for £100m despite already having Ake, Stones, Dias, Laporte and Akanji. Of course they are.

What a genius Pep is. Don't know how he does it.

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« Reply #30474 on: December 13, 2022, 12:10:51 pm »
His £40 odd million clause activates in the summer. Chelsea tried to get the jump on everyone last summer by offering to pay double it but RBL refused.

Be hilarious as he's a big red if he refused to move to that plastic sportswashing entity and we swooped in.
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Re: Man City - the Lisbon Lyons, the Porto Pussycats, the Bernabeu Bottlers
« Reply #30475 on: December 13, 2022, 06:43:40 pm »
Linked with Gvardiol for £100m despite already having Ake, Stones, Dias, Laporte and Akanji. Of course they are.

What a genius Pep is. Don't know how he does it.
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« Reply #30476 on: December 14, 2022, 05:25:14 pm »
Emptytierhad.
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« Reply #30477 on: December 15, 2022, 05:40:45 pm »

Always reminds me of this.


I prefer the bit when it's revoked 😃
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« Reply #30478 on: December 22, 2022, 08:40:30 pm »
A classy Fuck off Milner there.
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« Reply #30479 on: December 22, 2022, 08:50:05 pm »
Coote seems to forgot his yellow card for them fouls on Fabio.