Topic: Ok, hands up! - Who pissed in the Kop?

[Skidder.]

[ScouserBrad21]

 

Been some time since that went on...have you had a few too many shandy's??

[Sir Afghan]

No but I did once sit next to a fella in the Annie Rd who shat himself midway through the first half - we lost to Ipswich, it was a bad day all round.

[Skidder.]

Nah, I was just watching that BBC Documentary last night about the Spion and it brought back so many memories of pissing against the barrier, in a carton cup and kicking it under barrier, my brother going mad at me for needing a wee... Feeling a warm splash against my leg.

Just wondered if other members had pissing stories from the Kop.

So yes, I pissed in the Kop. 

[Rome-77]

 pissed myself at old trafford yesterday 

[Skidder.]

pissed myself at old trafford yesterday

You have won the world!

[mccred]

Nah, I was just watching that BBC Documentary last night about the Spion and it brought back so many memories of pissing against the barrier, in a carton cup and kicking it under barrier, my brother going mad at me for needing a wee... Feeling a warm splash against my leg.

Just wondered if other members had pissing stories from the Kop.

So yes, I pissed in the Kop.

Thankfully never had that warm feeling on my leg. But think many of us of a certain age slyly pissed into a cup, prayed it wouldn't over flow, then kicked it onto the floor, while getting dirty looks from people near by.
Great thread by the way! After yesterday, still fucking smiling even with a sore head.

Meant to ask as well, what documentary? About the the Anfield Kop or the battle?

[GIPPO77]

Nah, I was just watching that BBC Documentary last night about the Spion and it brought back so many memories of pissing against the barrier, in a carton cup and kicking it under barrier, my brother going mad at me for needing a wee... Feeling a warm splash against my leg.

Just wondered if other members had pissing stories from the Kop.



So yes, I pissed in the Kop. 


Where/what was this BBC DOC?

[Skidder.]

Thankfully never had that warm feeling on my leg. But think many of us of a certain age slyly pissed into a cup, prayed it wouldn't over flow, then kicked it onto the floor, while getting dirty looks from people near by.
Great thread by the way! After yesterday, still fucking smiling even with a sore head.

Meant to ask as well, what documentary? About the the Anfield Kop or the battle?

I take it you're what... about 70 or something? What are you doing on the internet.

Aye, was a great day.

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[OldBloke]

A bloke pissed in my mate's coat pocket through a rolled up programme - which was nice of him, as we were only fourteen at the time.

[AJL]

Pissing against the leg of one of the old barriers was the trick - no giveaway splashback you see

[Garcias Sangria]

I never pissed on the Kop when I stood there as a young lass. I didn't have the necessary equipment to do so without being noticed, aside from it being unwise and pretty horrible.

However, I did go home smelling of wee after being stuck down the front while every fat bugger behind me took a sly piddle. Unsurprisingly, Mum didn't let me go much after this happened a few times. Didn't stop my big brother sneaking me in though

[Six Beardy]

Ah the joys of standing in a river of piss and then going home with it soaked up your Oxford Bags all the way to the knee. 

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Karl has told me loads of tales of rivers of piss on the old kop. Funny as fuck.

[Stubbins]

Hell yes. What else could you do in those days? If you didn't want to be locked out for some of those bigger matches, you'd have a swift pint and then get in the queue for the turnstiles opening. You could be on the kop for anything up to an hour and half before kick off and once you had your spec you weren't going to lose it. Needs must.

[WorriedForTheLads]

Nah, I was just watching that BBC Documentary last night about the Spion and it brought back so many memories of pissing against the barrier, in a carton cup and kicking it under barrier, my brother going mad at me for needing a wee... Feeling a warm splash against my leg.

Just wondered if other members had pissing stories from the Kop.

So yes, I pissed in the Kop.

Haha, quality!

[SMacDougall]

What the hell? This is disgusting.

[Reds Flag]

What the hell? This is disgusting.

It's all part of life's rich tapestry...

Though, being too young to remember the days of standing areas in the top league, I've never experienced that particular sweet, musty-smelling richness...can't say I'm particularly disappointed

[meady1981]

I worry about my bladder in the new Kop, let alone the old one.

[Garlicbread]

Like the final years at the Old Wembley when the people used some random wall to piss at. Which eventually caused all the piss to go down the drains into the kitchen... or so I've heard.

[The Lord Admiral]

Used to be steam coming off it in the winter.

[Garcias Sangria]

What the hell? This is disgusting.

Yer reckon? Try being the poor sod down the front who got covered in piss by this lot!

It's all part of life's rich tapestry...

You mean taPISStry, mate. 

[Ruthless]

Reckon this is the side of the old terraces that people don't miss lol

[Gandalf The Red]

Karl has told me loads of tales of rivers of piss on the old kop. Funny as fuck.

Wasn't it known as the Yellow Mersey?

[exiledintheUSA]

I did but I was only 9 and my arl fella told me to do it.

[Gandalf The Red]

In Belfast, if my local team are away to Glentoran, many people piss on the hill beside the stand. There's zero facilities for away fans.

[Henry Kissinger]

I'd heard the stories before I started going. Wasn't just The Kop though, it used to happen in the Annie Rd end too. So I decided to get a pair of cheap trainees and I always wore those to the game. Just in case. Good idea though because I lost count the amount of times I had to walk through the Puddles of Piss on my way out.

However, the best thing I saw was one time at OT. Guy standing near me had his girlfriend stand in front of him. No one else could see but because of mine and their positions I could clearly see her wank him off. Envy is a terrible thing...

[Mutton Geoff]

inspiration for the song

Yellow River.

[Bucke]

I have been pissed on and pissed on others. Rolled up copy of the paper was the best trick

[number 168]

A bloke pissed in my mate's coat pocket through a rolled up programme - which was nice of him, as we were only fourteen at the time.

That happened to my mate too. He didn't know a thing about it until he put his hand in his mac pocket to get his busfare for the 52 at Spellow Lane. Great banter on the bus - didn't sit hear him like.

[timdaw]

I got pissed on twice at the 1986 FA Cup final. It didn't seem to matter much at the time.

[Miltonred]

I always at least went to the wall near the Kemlyn stand first. I heard about people pissing where they stood, but never witnessed it. I did always feel that if I stood in any wet on the ground it was definitely piss.

At Wembley the piss used to come through the ceilings behind the stands as you were going to your seat, or roll down the stairs. It could be 80f with the sun cracking the flags and all the concrete would be mysteriously wet.

[Trabolgan]

Remember back around 1970 being on the 17c bus with my gran passing the ground around half time and seeing guys pissing down the steps of the old Kop, my gran going mad when she seen them all havin a slash

[Skidder.]

Yup, my brother used to get those 10p carton drinks for me to use. I remember going through three of the fuckers in one sitting, that is how early we used to get there.

One time we were playing Wigan I think, yes Wigan in the cup and I remember within the first 10 minutes I needed a piss... So I pissed in a bubblegum flavoured carton drink. So John just placed it under the barrier. We'd scored a couple of goals since and forgot about it. We then saw a steward kicking off on someone asking what the spillage was. We'd moved down by about 10 yards and not even known it.

[Stevie-A]

The rolled up programme trick was the stuff of legend. A pretty grim legend, it must be recalled.

[FlashingBlade]

What the hell? This is disgusting.

haha! I have a vision of young RAWKites fainting after reading this thread.

Fact is it was act of necessity, in the ground over an hour before the game, six brown bitters down you , stuck in the middle of 20,000 people...what do you expect us to do?

Pissing against the leg of one of the old barriers was the trick - no giveaway splashback you see

indeed sir, my trick as well....

If you think pissing on the Kop was bad...maybe after you'd seen the toilets you'd realise that was the most hygienic option!

[Six Beardy]

haha! I have a vision of young RAWKites fainting after reading this thread.

Fact is it was act of necessity, in the ground over an hour before the game, six brown bitters down you , stuck in the middle of 20,000 people...what do you expect us to do?

indeed sir, my trick as well....

If you think pissing on the Kop was bad...maybe after you'd seen the toilets you'd realise that was the most hygienic option!

Haha, I only ever went to the toilets at the back of the Kop once - never again. You could get yer ma to wash the piss out your kecks, the stench and squalour of those bogs will live with me forever. The horror, the horror.     

[reddav72]

The state of my tainers when i got out of there were awful.
Black stain all round them and stunk of piss.
HEAVEN!!! 
Woundn't of changed it for the world.
ynwa

[FlashingBlade]

Haha, I only ever went to the toilets at the back of the Kop once - never again. You could get yer ma to wash the piss out your kecks, the stench and squalour of those bogs will live with me forever. The horror, the horror.     

I went there once and the urinal trough was full, so popped in the cubicle....my god.....the bowl was...well lets say 'well used'....Fuck that and pissed in the sink....next home same again, popped in hoping for it to be cleaned up...it hadn't...but worse still...........fellas had used it...*shudders*

It made the toilets from trainspotting look hygienic.

[monkeyharris]

Goodison  the 85 semi against united
I remember wading through a lake at the back of the Gladwys St on the way out
The good old days