Author Topic: Your new name! (Read 27200 times)

Ziltoid · « **Reply #200 on:** June 9, 2016, 03:59:07 pm »

Yo, your old name was Crosby Nickerless. Well, fugeddaboutit, 'cause now we're callin' ya:

Dapper Fabiano Barrow

Just sayin'

Jack the Red · « **Reply #201 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:18:13 pm »

What's a Slick Alfredo Giamatti?

Ziltoid · « **Reply #202 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:18:45 pm »

Quote from: Jack the Red on June 9, 2016, 04:18:13 pm

What's a Slick Alfredo Giamatti?

A greased up Italian Sausage

Jack the Red · « **Reply #203 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:21:19 pm »

Quote from: Cold-Ass Luca DiMarco on June 9, 2016, 04:18:45 pm

A greased up Italian Sausage

Hahaha!

Alf Garnett! · « **Reply #204 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:50:59 pm »

I've added my original name to my personal text under my avatar.

kopite.keith · « **Reply #205 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:52:17 pm »

Quote from: Salvatore the Stink Eye on June 9, 2016, 12:40:45 pm

This is weird ...
Real name masked by RAWK name...made me feel a little brave and an internet terrorist
Now RAWK name masked by Gangsta RAWK name..make me feel awesome, well hard and majorley gangsta!

The Stink Eye is a hired gun available to the families that can afford him.
Available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs.

With your new name and lack of hygiene (don't wash your willy) shouldn't you be called 'Salvatore the Stink Japs Eye'?

kopite.keith · « **Reply #206 on:** June 9, 2016, 04:59:36 pm »

Quote from: Alphonse Monkeyface. Fuck you generator. on June 9, 2016, 12:12:27 pm

Right, cos I've got too much free time this month, here is the list of all known criminals so far. I've grouped some into families, certain links are obvious. Others a bit tenuous, may have missed the odd one or two in linking. Feel free to choose your brothers (and the too few sisters) in blood, and I pity the odd one or two who have names no mother can love (nor link) may she rest in peace...

Pissy anus

Double Amputee Alphonso
Cold Ass Luca di Marco
Guiseppe Rubberneck, Ralphie Rubberneck, Valentino Rubbernubs, Carlotta Rubberface,
Autistic Cosimo Romano, Shifty Cosimo Mancini, Skinny Tony Romano, Armless Louie Romano, Morose Cosimo Lombardi
Fabrizio the Gun, Bruno the Gun, Machine Gun Alfredo
Jake the Blade, Carlo the Blade
Alley Trash Nicky, Alley Trash Donato
Fabian Crackhead
Major Head Trauma Ralphie
Tony the Fister, Raphie the fist
Blood Bath Claudio,Blood Bath Jake, Blood bath Salvatore
Motor Mouth Claudio, Motor Tongue Lou
Angry Little Valentina, Angry Little Leo
Jake Leathernuts, Mario Leathernuts, Claudio Leathernuts, Alphonso Whatisnuts, Jack Slapnuts
Angelo Sleepswithfishes
Salvatore the Stink Eye
Salvatore Porkchop, Alfonso Porkchop
Painfully Shy Giuseppe, Golden Shower Guiseppe
Oscar the Jerk
Ralphie the Spanker, Luigi the Spanker
Knobby Gino Greco
Busted Kneecaps Luca
Lydia the Assassin
Fancy Pants Al Honey, Al Honey Fister
Kinky Kenneth Alfredo Barrow Williams Donato Crackhead
Jumpy Valentino Costanza
A c*nt
Bambi Screwball
Fabiano the Shark
Three Legs Luigi
Pissy Anus
Butt Ugly Louie
Giorgio Fatnose
Tito the Bear
Silvio Monkeyface, Alphonse Monkeyface, Girgio Monkeyface
Lucky Fionda Costa
Donate the Fixer
Legless Nicky Milano
Hemorrhaging Mario Costanza, hemorrhaging tony giamatti
Butter knife guido
Heavy Load Stella
Ralph the fruit, Silvio the fruit
Bald Fabiano Marino
Donato Fuggeddabboutit
Jake Screwball
Don Salvatore Gallo
Skinny Claudio Costa
Pinstripe Guiseppe Milano
Alphonse the Hammer
Sly Emilio Santorini

_____________________________________________________________________________________________

That's fuckin' discrimination being singled out like that...ballbags

sms1986 · « **Reply #207 on:** June 9, 2016, 05:04:56 pm »

You're all a bunch of maniacs!

Ziltoid · « **Reply #208 on:** June 9, 2016, 05:15:13 pm »

Quote from: Pissy Anus on June 9, 2016, 04:52:17 pm

With your new name and lack of hygiene (don't wash your willy) shouldn't you be called 'Salvatore the Stink Japs Eye'?

With a name like Pissy Anus its no wonder it stinks

"21C or 70F?" SchizoidWeatherMan! · « **Reply #209 on:** June 9, 2016, 05:41:39 pm »

Butter knife Ralphie at your service....

Samie · « **Reply #210 on:** June 9, 2016, 05:43:05 pm »

Go fetch me ma's pasta.

sms1986 · « **Reply #211 on:** June 9, 2016, 05:47:02 pm »

Quote from: Gino Gunindapants on June 9, 2016, 05:43:05 pm

Go fetch me ma's pasta.

I don't know, he looks nervous and might spill it.

Titi Camara · « **Reply #212 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:19:26 pm »

Angry Little Valentino

Or

Giorgio Porkchop

Or

Giorgio Porkchop A.K.A Angry Little Valentino

simpleman · « **Reply #213 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:23:48 pm »

Quote from: Pissy Anus on June 9, 2016, 04:52:17 pm

With your new name and lack of hygiene (don't wash your willy) shouldn't you be called 'Salvatore the Stink Japs Eye'?

That was exactly where I went with it.....I guess that could be read many ways too.

redbyrdz · « **Reply #214 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:25:07 pm »

Isnt Titi Camara sufficiently mafioso anyway?

sms1986 · « **Reply #215 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:30:56 pm »

Quote from: Alphonso Porkchop on June 9, 2016, 06:25:07 pm

Isnt Titi Camara sufficiently mafioso anyway?

Titi Camorra would be even more so.

Frank Becton · « **Reply #216 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:37:14 pm »

My real name of Johnny Sharp = Bullet Riddled Alfredo

redbyrdz · « **Reply #217 on:** June 9, 2016, 06:37:22 pm »

Quote from: Donato Fuggeddaboutit on June 9, 2016, 06:30:56 pm

Titi Camorra would be even more so.

Yeah, thats how it always reads in my head.

Titi Camara · « **Reply #218 on:** June 9, 2016, 07:04:19 pm »

Haha WTF!

Fuckers!

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #219 on:** June 9, 2016, 07:37:23 pm »

My real name from birth is James(People call me Jamie or Jimmy) Francis Gambino. So I already have a pretty mafioso name anyway. Or should I say I did. I don't use that surname anymore. Don't ask why.

Butcher Knife Roberto · « **Reply #220 on:** June 9, 2016, 07:41:17 pm »

Stuck my wife's name in there and up popped Alice the Blade. Tried my sister-in-law and she is Bambi Fatnose. Two of the most appropriate names I have ever seen.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #221 on:** June 9, 2016, 07:42:15 pm »

Quote from: Hemorrhaging Tony Giamatti on June 9, 2016, 07:37:23 pm

My real name from birth is James(People call me Jamie or Jimmy) Francis Gambino. So I already have a pretty mafioso name anyway. Or should I say I did. I don't use that surname anymore. Don't ask why.

You're bleeding out of your Giamatti, Tony