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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6840 on: December 6, 2022, 11:58:49 am »
That was a sighter, he's keeping his powder dry.
Testing his comic range, you might say, trying tar-get us to reveal our position.....
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6841 on: December 6, 2022, 03:27:15 pm »
What a bore!
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6842 on: December 6, 2022, 03:31:32 pm »
What a bore!
You been rifling through my book of puns.......?!
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6843 on: December 6, 2022, 03:37:59 pm »
Bet he wishes he'd never put his head above the parapet.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6844 on: December 7, 2022, 05:24:29 pm »
^ oh you guys  :wave

yesterday i accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink

i went to the doctor's but he couldn't see me
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6845 on: December 7, 2022, 05:27:13 pm »
Jeez. The calibre of puns in here is awful. But I suppose I'll just have to grin and Barrett
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6846 on: December 7, 2022, 11:04:14 pm »
This thread really needs a mod to put it out if itís misery. In before the glock.

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6847 on: December 8, 2022, 02:03:18 am »
Hollow points make a big mess.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6848 on: December 8, 2022, 04:58:44 am »
This thread really needs a mod to put it out if itís misery. In before the glock.
Mods need paying. Salary? 9 mil.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6849 on: December 8, 2022, 03:47:50 pm »
santa's given up smoking

it was bad for his elf


...oh come on, what do ya want? it is christmas y'know  ;D
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6850 on: Yesterday at 12:24:57 am »
santa's given up smoking

it was bad for his elf


...oh come on, what do ya want? it is christmas y'know  ;D

Rein-deer me . . . . ;) ;) ;D
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6851 on: Yesterday at 09:33:08 am »
Oooh! Seasonal puns! About time this thread was spruced up a bit... 8)
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6852 on: Yesterday at 10:15:45 am »
I always laugh at Christmas jokes like that, they sleigh me.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6853 on: Yesterday at 10:25:27 am »
I always laugh at Christmas jokes like that, they sleigh me.

yule laugh at anything
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6854 on: Yesterday at 11:14:49 am »
Trying to lose weight at xmas with some bicep reps - am using 10kg baubles.
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6855 on: Yesterday at 03:30:17 pm »
You can tell the sex of an ant by placing it gently on the surface of a pond.

If it sinks then - girl ant. If it floats then...
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6856 on: Yesterday at 09:09:02 pm »
Oooh! Seasonal puns! About time this thread was spruced up a bit... 8)

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6857 on: Yesterday at 09:19:36 pm »
Oooh! Seasonal puns! About time this thread was spruced up a bit... 8)

Been some crackers on here

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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6858 on: Yesterday at 09:25:28 pm »
Been some crackers on here
Have to maintain my presents in this thread. What can I say, it's a gift...
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Re: Jokes so bad they're punny
« Reply #6859 on: Yesterday at 10:07:41 pm »
Been some crackers on here

And some turkeys
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You dont win friends with Salad

There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.