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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2022, 09:08:38 pm »
Yaremchuk …that’s him
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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2022, 09:10:36 pm »
51 Bobby and Diaz interchange, it won’t come down despite a Bobby back heel
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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2022, 09:13:31 pm »
When they attack they’ve essentially got a front 4 now.

A fair bit more aggressive when they’re on the front foot
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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2022, 09:14:57 pm »
55 2-1


Keita plays it to Diaz who spins and the keeper blocks, he spills it, we work it out wide, an early cross finds Bobby clear at the back post a tap in (VAR allowing)
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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2022, 09:15:17 pm »
wellin Bobby - deserved that

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Re: CLQF: Liverpool 1 vs 1 Benfica (agg 4-2) Konate 21’ Ramos 32’
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2022, 09:16:51 pm »
57 Jota Milner and Hendo off.

Salah Fabinho and Thiago on.

That hardly seems fair
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60 sprayed pass to Salah, overlapping run by Gomez, his cross Can’t be converted by Bobby


Chance that
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Benfica player hit the advertising hoardings hard - receiving treatment and they're down to 10 for the time being.

We don't press the advantage and pass the ball around.

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63 Salah knocks the ball past Grimaldo. He throws himself across Salah path and Salah gets… oh look…nothing…
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64 free kick 25 yards out left of centre.

Tsimikas takes it left footed… and Bobby fires home at the back post.

3-1

Goodnight Vienna
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Diaz being replaced by Mane now.

Again… highly unfair on Benifica that

Mario replaces Tabbarat too.

The Kop have almost got I feel fine in tune now too. ;)
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64 free kick 25 yards out left of centre.

Tsimikas takes it left footed… and Bobby fires home at the back post.

3-1

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That was a gimme - great delivery; great contact

The kung fu kick celebration said it all.
Time for a hat trick?



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68 Tsimikas down the left, dummies the Cross, hits it right footed instead, Salah heads it back to Keita who volleys wide.
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72 ball inthe net for Benfica. It’s given offside. I reckon this will be onside myself.

It is

3-2
Yaremchuk breaks the offside trap
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72 ball inthe net for Benfica. It’s given offside. I reckon this will be onside myself.

It is

3-2
Yaremchuk breaks the offside trap

Took the goal very well - got around a diving Alisson with relative ease.

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76 Tsimikas down the left, his cross is cut out for a corner. He’s been great tonight


Cleared,  a weak Thiago volley is well off target
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79 Mane down the left of their area, cuts it back to Salah who flicks it to Bobby who can’t get a shot away….
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81 Benfica have it inthe net again …Nuñez over the keeper

VAR again.. I’m not so sure

It’s given 3-3
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Urk!

Leaking goals like a sieve

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83 then another Nuñez shot which Alisson gets down to well.


Getting up in between Matip and Gomez each time
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Yikes! Excellent save by Ali to prevent them going a goal ahead in the game.

Come lads - wake up!

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85 Mane, to Salah inthe area, his shot is blocked. Corner


Cleared and a howitzer form Thiago endangers  the life of someone in the Kop 
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90 Ball inthe net for the reds.  But it’s offside.
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Team before the subs > Team after the subs

We've got to get the line sorted - feels too easy when we concede.

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90+1 the magnificent Firmino is replaced by the enigmatic Origi
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90+3 cross from Tsimikas evades Origi


Salah collects and curls one just past the post.
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90+5 Benfica have it inthe net again and it’s ruled out again!

Clearly offside this time
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90+5 FT 3-3 (agg 6-4)


Into the European cup semi finals we go once again.

Enjoy these days whilst they last.
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That'll do pig!

Made it harder than it probably should have been but with all the changes we made we have to be happy.

We took it easy, perhaps too casual at times but we got the win

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Good, enjoyable game.

Onto the semis we go.

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Lovely stuff, got a bit lazy which is totally understandable but safely through!

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Keystone cops at the back really, but job done.

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Weird game that we didn't manage particularly well. Thiago was mustard when he came on, as usual.

Nunez looks an exceptional talent.
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That was like a FIFA match.

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Absolutely fine.

Rested key players, didn't get out of 2nd gear and didn't lose on the night.

Thought Ali was rubbish tonight but other than that all good.

Onward to Villareal  ;D

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Playing a high line while up by four is a bit odd, but job done. Roll on Saturday!