Author Topic: Michael Owen (Read 351663 times)

Gigantic Lamb · « **Reply #320 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:00:35 am »

MedalThief............

El Campeador · « **Reply #321 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:16:18 am »

Quote from: Gigantic Lamb on May 30, 2011, 05:00:35 am

MedalThief............

Well Done Agent Owen.

One Prem medal nicked. 238 minutes.

Ten million leveraged pounds robbed. 2 years.

Trying to catch a ride on the Manchester United train to Istanbul and missing his stop. Historic.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #322 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:18:54 am »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 30, 2011, 05:16:18 am

Well Done Agent Owen.

One Prem medal nicked. 238 minutes.

Ten million leveraged pounds robbed. 2 years.

Trying to catch a ride on the Manchester United train to Istanbul and missing his stop. Historic.

You know that really reminds me of the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3. Will go down in history as a villain and a traitor while the real details of her mission must never be known.

A salute, Agent Owen!

El Campeador · « **Reply #323 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:24:37 am »

Quote from: Finn Solomon on May 30, 2011, 05:18:54 am

the Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3. Will go down in history as a villain and a traitor

Wormtongue convinces Theoden to banish Dimitar Berbatov.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #324 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:29:58 am »

alfonso · « **Reply #325 on:** May 30, 2011, 05:48:29 am »

I wonder why he hasn't had a go at Whiskey nose?
If he has a go at Capello for not playing him, why not Taggart?

Because he knows he'd be out on his arse looking for a Championship club to sign him - which may well be the case next week.

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #326 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:22:18 am »

Quote from: El Campeador on May 30, 2011, 05:24:37 am

Wormtongue convinces Theoden to banish Dimitar Berbatov.

Fordy · « **Reply #327 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:32:29 am »

The fucking cock has just posted Champions on his twitter page with a picture on the open top bus parade in manc land.

Not got a twitter account but hammer the medal thief.

Jagged Princess · « **Reply #328 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:38:31 am »

Quote from: Fordy on May 30, 2011, 10:32:29 am

The fucking cock has just posted Champions on his twitter page with a picture on the open top bus parade in manc land.

Not got a twitter account but hammer the medal thief.

Then wonders why he's hated!

Join twitter Fordy and send him a picture of the Barca celebrations

CornerFlag · « **Reply #329 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:38:54 am »

Quote from: Fordy on May 30, 2011, 10:32:29 am

The fucking cock has just posted Champions on his twitter page with a picture on the open top bus parade in manc land.

Not got a twitter account but hammer the medal thief.

Believe me, was already done when I saw it. "@themichaelowen All that for 238 minutes of work! You must be proud!" Not vicious, just sly digs...

Fordy · « **Reply #330 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:50:12 am »

Quote from: Jagged Princess on May 30, 2011, 10:38:31 am

Then wonders why he's hated!

Join twitter Fordy and send him a picture of the Barca celebrations

I might just join my friend.

Didn't mind the medal thief before but since he has had a twitter account he has shown his true colours and is a total tool.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #331 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:50:53 am »

@themichaelowen Congrats and enjoy the bus ride! Did they let you stand at the front or did you sit at the back like you have all year?

Jagged Princess · « **Reply #332 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:56:48 am »

Quote from: BIGdavalad on May 30, 2011, 10:50:53 am

@themichaelowen Congrats and enjoy the bus ride! Did they let you stand at the front or did you sit at the back like you have all year?

Think he sat on the back seat, it's the closest thing to a bench you can get on a bus

Quote from: Fordy on May 30, 2011, 10:50:12 am

I might just join my friend.

Didn't mind the medal thief before but since he has had a twitter account he has shown his true colours and is a total tool.

Let us know your user name

CornerFlag · « **Reply #333 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:00:08 am »

@themichaelowen Well done on the medal, all that standing on the bus may take it out of you, you've been sat down most of the season.

OohCampione · « **Reply #334 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:06:35 am »

Thought I'd say 'Morning' to Judas, point out some truths

KopBlock205Campione
@themichaelowen You can't stand shoulder to shoulder with team mates. You contributed zip. Obertan and Bebe desrve it more. #medalthief

KopBlock205Campione
@themichaelowen How do you have the nerve? You're like the smelly kid at school. No one wants you involved but the teacher lets you play

No666 · « **Reply #335 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:06:52 am »

This is from a Manchester United fan blog:

'You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality.'

Stussy · « **Reply #336 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:12:12 am »

Lads, tweet this link and paragraph to the comedy character, from a Guardian article from 2006 - what his bezzy mates REALLY think about him:

Quote

Nantes-Atlantique airport, February 2002. Manchester United's players are queuing by passport control after their Champions League tie at the Stade de la Beaujoire and someone has heard that Steven Gerrard has been injured, quite possibly seriously. There is little sympathy about the plight of a Liverpool footballer. Someone queries whether it might be a broken neck. "Shame it wasn't Michael Owen," someone else pipes up.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2006/feb/18/sport.comment

Jagged Princess · « **Reply #337 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:13:29 am »

Quote from: No666 on May 30, 2011, 11:06:52 am

This is from a Manchester United fan blog:

'You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality.'

that'll cheer Fordy up too

Pheel · « **Reply #338 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:50:35 am »

@themichealowen you really don't get it do you... Unused this week, released next.....

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #339 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:51:37 am »

Quote from: pheel on May 30, 2011, 11:50:35 am

@themichealowen you really don't get it do you... Unused this week, released next.....

Next season I reckon if he drops his wage demands he'll be aiming to win the finish above Liverpool trophy for Everton.

Jagged Princess · « **Reply #340 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:07:35 pm »

Lads, how do you tweet him if he isn't following you?

OohCampione · « **Reply #341 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:12:47 pm »

Just mention his twitter ID at any point in your tweet

Jagged Princess · « **Reply #342 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:22:47 pm »

Quote from: OohCampione on May 30, 2011, 12:12:47 pm

Just mention his twitter ID at any point in your tweet

Cheers

mattsant · « **Reply #343 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:25:38 pm »

Most hated man in football?

alfonso · « **Reply #344 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:39:20 pm »

Quote from: mattsant on May 30, 2011, 12:25:38 pm

Most hated man in football?

The White Pele.

JoburgRed · « **Reply #345 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:11:24 pm »

Horrid, horrid little twerp

Fordy · « **Reply #346 on:** May 30, 2011, 02:00:25 pm »

Quote from: No666 on May 30, 2011, 11:06:52 am

This is from a Manchester United fan blog:

'You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality.'

Utd fans hate him. A lot I have spoken too think Owen was only on the bench on Sat as a pals act by SAF.

Quote from: Jagged Princess on May 30, 2011, 11:13:29 am

that'll cheer Fordy up too

It did and when I join twitter I am going to take some people down and medal thief is high on my list

OohCampione · « **Reply #347 on:** May 30, 2011, 03:32:45 pm »

Trying to get Piers Moron onto #medalthief but he's not biting at the mo

Cracking Left Foot · « **Reply #348 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:07:49 am »

He's signed a new one-year deal. The man is the new Winston Bogarde.

rakey_lfc · « **Reply #349 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:11:52 am »

If I could have any job in the world it'd be his.....

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #350 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:14:51 am »

Quote from: Cracking Left Foot on June 1, 2011, 10:07:49 am

He's signed a new one-year deal. The man is the new Winston Bogarde.

Unbelievable.

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #351 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:17:35 am »

Quote from: Cracking Left Foot on June 1, 2011, 10:07:49 am

He's signed a new one-year deal. The man is the new Winston Bogarde.

Wow I didn't expect that.

james_lfc · « **Reply #352 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:18:47 am »

haha the mancs really must be skint.

mbyx6cg2 · « **Reply #353 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:24:26 am »

Another chance to thieve medals next season.

GBF · « **Reply #354 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:26:39 am »

Quote from: Cracking Left Foot on June 1, 2011, 10:07:49 am

He's signed a new one-year deal. The man is the new Winston Bogarde.

the white Pele to the white wiston bogarde

Twiggthemanc · « **Reply #355 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:27:53 am »

Quote from: james_lfc on June 1, 2011, 10:18:47 am

haha the mancs really must be skint.

How'd you figure that out?

Happy with this news. A good player to have around the club.

Trada · « **Reply #356 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:28:42 am »

If they are keeping Owen on I guess this may mean they haven't got much money. I hope.

Twiggthemanc · « **Reply #357 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:30:55 am »

Quote from: Trada on June 1, 2011, 10:28:42 am

If they are keeping Owen on I guess this may mean they haven't got much money. I hope.

Just because we're resigning players we've already got doesn't mean we're skint! The strikers weren't the worry last season, I think the midfield was. I think I have a bet with someone on here we're going to have a 50 mil net spend this summer. I'm very optimistic that'll be the case.

This would be like saying it's obvious Liverpool are skint if someone like Soto gets a new contract.

rob1408 · « **Reply #358 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:31:39 am »

Regardless of how I feel about United and Medalthief, why ? He played 280 minutes of Premier League football last season, what the fuck is he offering United ?

Trada · « **Reply #359 on:** June 1, 2011, 10:32:31 am »

Quote from: Twiggthemanc on June 1, 2011, 10:30:55 am

Just because we're resigning players we've already got doesn't mean we're skint! The strikers weren't the worry last season, I think the midfield was. I think I have a bet with someone on here we're going to have a 50 mil net spend this summer. I'm very optimistic that'll be the case.

This would be like saying it's obvious Liverpool are skint if someone like Soto gets a new contract.