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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #240 on: May 28, 2011, 11:13:21 pm »
Hows ya CL medal Mikey?

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #241 on: May 28, 2011, 11:14:53 pm »
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The lads are gutted but we have no complaints. Barcelona are an exceptional team and are worthy Champions. We still had a great season.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #242 on: May 28, 2011, 11:19:47 pm »
" We still had a great season"  :o

Fuck me, how deluded is the little c*nt!!!  :wanker
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #243 on: May 28, 2011, 11:21:33 pm »
You had a nothing season you complete fucking c*nt. You're a non-entity. FUCK OFF BEZ.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #244 on: May 28, 2011, 11:24:04 pm »
You had a nothing season you complete fucking c*nt. You're a non-entity. FUCK OFF BEZ.

That's very fucking harsh Juan. 


Bez was useful after all. He got all the drugs for the Happies. The Judas rat c*nt isn't even that useful for the mancs.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #245 on: May 28, 2011, 11:24:16 pm »
He didnt get injured and he scored a goal, thats a great season for him.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #246 on: May 28, 2011, 11:28:52 pm »
That's very fucking harsh Juan. 


Bez was useful after all. He got all the drugs for the Happies. The Judas rat c*nt isn't even that useful for the mancs.

They want to get Little Mascot Mickey a macarena so he can gee up the crowd next time they play that dance version of country road, fucking bellends.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #248 on: May 28, 2011, 11:31:08 pm »
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The lads are gutted but we have no complaints. Barcelona are an exceptional team and are worthy Champions. We still had a great season.


Seriously if I had a twitter account I would be fucking hammering him right now.

What the fuck is he talking about? How the fuck can he say great season. Fucking nicked a PL medal having played 11 games and scoring 2 goals and now he nicked a LOSERS medal.

What a fucking tosser he is.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #249 on: May 28, 2011, 11:37:02 pm »
Seriously if I had a twitter account I would be fucking hammering him right now.

What the fuck is he talking about? How the fuck can he say great season. Fucking nicked a PL medal having played 11 games and scoring 2 goals and now he nicked a LOSERS medal.

What a fucking tosser he is.

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@themichaelowen "We"? You're having a fuckin laugh Michael. "They" had a great season - you contributed the sum of fuck all #medalthief
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #250 on: May 28, 2011, 11:39:12 pm »
My reply half hour ago

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@themichaelowen "We"? You're having a fuckin laugh Michael. "They" had a great season - you contributed the sum of fuck all #medalthief

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #251 on: May 28, 2011, 11:44:22 pm »
Saw this on twitter. I'm just gonna leave it here.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #252 on: May 28, 2011, 11:47:56 pm »
#medalthief!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #254 on: May 28, 2011, 11:48:51 pm »
Ha. Ha.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #255 on: May 28, 2011, 11:53:25 pm »
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The lads are gutted but we have no complaints. Barcelona are an exceptional team and are worthy Champions. We still had a great season.


You fuckin' what? I was kidding before when I asked whether he was on Twitter tonight, what a cock! I bet who would have posted had they won too. Unbelievable shouldn't he be trying to find solace at the bottom of one of Ginsoak's whiskey bottles about now?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #256 on: May 28, 2011, 11:56:32 pm »
#medalthief :lmao
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #257 on: May 28, 2011, 11:59:52 pm »
enjoy brighton next season gobshite

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #258 on: May 29, 2011, 12:03:35 am »
is michael owen going to hit out at fergie for exiling him to the bench most of the season

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #259 on: May 29, 2011, 12:13:17 am »
is michael owen going to hit out at Mr Alex Ferguson for exiling him to the bench most of the season

of course not --- he might get a game now that Berbatov has fucked off. Well, maybe a place on the bench.....

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #261 on: May 29, 2011, 12:42:54 am »
Its because you've played like shit for 5 years.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #262 on: May 29, 2011, 12:49:38 am »
My reply half hour ago

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@themichaelowen "We"? You're having a fuckin laugh Michael. "They" had a great season - you contributed the sum of fuck all #medalthief
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #263 on: May 29, 2011, 01:10:54 am »
Has anyone pointed out that Antonio Nunez has one more Champions League winners medal than Michael Owen?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #264 on: May 29, 2011, 01:13:38 am »
Good man! ask him what championship club he prefers or whether he thinks the MSL is the future?

He's too much of a hasbeen for the MLS.

Besides, he'd have a hard job getting a helicopter in from Cheshire so he can stay with his horsies.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #265 on: May 29, 2011, 01:14:18 am »
Has anyone pointed out that Antonio Nunez has one more Champions League winners medal than Michael Owen?

Made a more telling contribution to no5, that Mickey did to their 19th an all.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #266 on: May 29, 2011, 01:14:37 am »
of course not --- he might get a game now that Berbatov has fucked off. Well, maybe a place on the bench.....

That's even if they want him next season!
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #267 on: May 29, 2011, 01:17:41 am »
Knowing that Djimi Traore has a Champions League winners medal and Michael Owen doesn't, almost makes me believe in God.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #268 on: May 29, 2011, 01:28:52 am »
Scott Carson, Josemi, Antonio Nunez, Djimi Traore, Igor Biscan, Anthony Le Tallec, Salif Diao, Chris Kirkland, Florent Sinama-Pongolle and Neil Mellor have what Michael Owen does not.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #269 on: May 29, 2011, 01:40:21 am »
Self-respect?
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #270 on: May 29, 2011, 01:40:31 am »
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #271 on: May 29, 2011, 01:41:50 am »
Self-respect?

Self-respect, respect, something shiny, a leg to stand on etc. etc.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #272 on: May 29, 2011, 01:44:39 am »
#medalthief


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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #273 on: May 29, 2011, 01:49:39 am »
I cant resist..

Come on, sell yourself Micky..

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #274 on: May 29, 2011, 01:55:52 am »
Knowing that Djimi Traore has a Champions League winners medal and Michael Owen doesn't, almost makes me believe in God.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #275 on: May 29, 2011, 02:23:31 am »
He's too much of a hasbeen for the MLS.

Besides, he'd have a hard job getting a helicopter in from Cheshire so he can stay with his horsies.
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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #276 on: May 29, 2011, 02:37:24 am »
;D



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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #277 on: May 29, 2011, 02:41:57 am »
Michael Owen just cost Manchester United Dimitar Berbatov ;D

Well in Agent Owen. One league medal nicked. Ten million pounds of "free agent" wages robbed. Laughing stock of the century sealed.

Fucking off 30 million quids worth of Andy Lazy Garcia - priceless.

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #278 on: May 29, 2011, 02:46:45 am »
Stevie G's message to Owen via his mate is fucking awesome!

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Re: Michael Owen hits out at Fabio Capello for his England exile
« Reply #279 on: May 29, 2011, 02:52:07 am »
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