Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[El Lobo]

I know it’s easy to say…but they really are in deep shit.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I'm old enough to remember them singing "we are fucking rich" when Moshi'la bought them, and the meme "Everton have £1.3bn to spend", halcyon days.

[gazzam1963]

I'm old enough to remember them singing "we are fucking rich" when Moshi'la bought them, and the meme "Everton have £1.3bn to spend", halcyon days.

Wasn’t that long ago ..I’m old enough to remember the kop variation of showaddywaddys song “ hey rock n roll …Binghams on the dole “

[rushyman]

The big question is does Frank go with large cod or battered sausage with his large chips?

[gerrardisgod]

The big question is does Frank go with large cod or battered sausage with his large chips?

Both.

And a full fat coke.

[an fear dearg]

Both.

And a full fat coke.

Diet Coke…..he’s minding his figure….

[Fromola]

It is a bad start though for them. Lost to Chelsea which you might expect but Chelsea were a bit unprepared going into the season (bidding for anyone and everyone) and have a terrible record at Goodison. Villa were battered at Bournemouth and Palace and were shite against them as well but managed to beat Everton. Forest were battered at Newcastle and at least XG wise West Ham were all over them but they've salvaged a late equaliser at home to a team that haven't gelled yet.

[rossipersempre]

At this rate, they’ll be lucky to even make it to a relegation battle in April. Flushed by March.

[rushyman]

Both.

And a full fat coke.

3 litre job from a cash and carry 

[WhereAngelsPlay]

He imports all his fizzy drinks straight from America.

[disgraced cake]

It is a bad start though for them. Lost to Chelsea which you might expect but Chelsea were a bit unprepared going into the season (bidding for anyone and everyone) and have a terrible record at Goodison. Villa were battered at Bournemouth and Palace and were shite against them as well but managed to beat Everton. Forest were battered at Newcastle and at least XG wise West Ham were all over them but they've salvaged a late equaliser at home to a team that haven't gelled yet.

Forest is the type of game they sort of have to win. Chelsea as you say is understandable but they did get three points from that last season.

Brentford away next in the league, a draw wouldn't be a disaster but it'd be pretty far from a good result. Then the derby which we simply have to win.

[Skeeve]

I'm old enough to remember them singing "we are fucking rich" when Moshi'la bought them, and the meme "Everton have £1.3bn to spend", halcyon days.

Jokes on us with that latter part, hasn't Moshila managed to spend a large chunk of that on them?

[Eeyore]

I think people are being harsh on Lampard. They only need 9 points from their next game to be level with Rafa's start from last season.

Rafa started with 4 wins and a draw in his first five games. I wonder what month it will be when Lampard's Everton finally win their 4th game this season.

[JRed]

I think people are being harsh on Lampard. They only need 9 points from their next game to be level with Rafa's start from last season.

Rafa started with 4 wins and a draw in his first five games. I wonder what month it will be when Lampard's Everton finally win their 4th game this season.

May?

[4pool]

May?

May not?

[JRed]

May not?

Very true. They may not get to 4 wins.

[Eeyore]

May?

What year though ?

[Passmaster Molby]

What year though ?

2095 - the hundred year anniversary?

[Skeeve]

What year though ?

What division?

[FiSh77]

2095 - the hundred year anniversary?

The 100 years campaign won't be happy

[Black Bull Nova]

A Leeds
A Brentford
H Liverpool
A Arsenal
H West Ham
A Southampton
H United
A Spurs
A Newcastle
H Palace
A Fulham


Then November


Aside from United that looks like several hills to climb for them to me. They ain't qualifying for the CL this year. I always said that the Forest game was a big one they had to (and should have) won. That confirms 22/23 as the challenge we all anticipated.


Included in there is v Klopp, the man they hate, Moyes, the man they let go twice, Silva, the man they prematurely sacked, Howes, the man they could have had, Captain Black, the other man they might have had (but would have probably not gone) and Viera, the man they abused last time he came to Goodison.

[disgraced cake]

A Leeds
A Brentford
H Liverpool
A Arsenal
H West Ham
A Southampton
H United
A Spurs
A Newcastle
H Palace
A Fulham


Then November


Aside from United that looks like several hills to climb for them to me. They ain't qualifying for the CL this year. I always said that the Forest game was a big one they had to (and should have) won. That confirms 22/23 as the challenge we all anticipated.


Included in there is v Klopp, the man they hate, Moyes, the man they let go twice, Silva, the man they prematurely sacked, Howes, the man they could have had, Captain Black, the other man they might have had (but would have probably not gone) and Viera, the man they abused last time he came to Goodison.

Nah, no worries there. Lampard shouted at him once.

[newterp]

A Leeds
A Brentford
H Liverpool
A Arsenal
H West Ham
A Southampton
H United
A Spurs
A Newcastle
H Palace
A Fulham


Then November


Aside from United that looks like several hills to climb for them to me. They ain't qualifying for the CL this year. I always said that the Forest game was a big one they had to (and should have) won. That confirms 22/23 as the challenge we all anticipated.


Included in there is v Klopp, the man they hate, Moyes, the man they let go twice, Silva, the man they prematurely sacked, Howes, the man they could have had, Captain Black, the other man they might have had (but would have probably not gone) and Viera, the man they abused last time he came to Goodison.

They shouldn't "have won" that game at all. Forest were equal to them in all respects. Everton were never dominant or hard done.

[WillG.LFC]

Think he means should have on paper.

[So… Howard Philips]

What year though ?

The year 2525.

[rushyman]

The year 2525.

If man is still alive, of course

[Terry de Niro]

A Leeds
A Brentford
H Liverpool
A Arsenal
H West Ham
A Southampton
H United
A Spurs
A Newcastle
H Palace
A Fulham

I honestly can't see a single win there or even a draw.

[Skeeve]

Think he means should have on paper.

That was how I read that too, they are shite away and rely on being slightly less shite at home to survive, so they have to be looking to win games against newly promoted sides even before you know which ones will be down there with everton making it a 6 pointer.

[Garlicbread]

I honestly can't see a single win there or even a draw.

They'll probably beat Man Utd 1-0 like they usually do lately.

[So… Howard Philips]

They'll probably beat Man Utd 1-0 like they usually do lately.

And kicking shite out of us will count as a moral victory.

[Red Beret]

A team that's not won anything since 1995 could get relegated.  And the only way back into the PL would be for them to actually win something.

They really ARE in trouble. 

[TepidT2O]

A team that's not won anything since 1995 could get relegated.  And the only way back into the PL would be for them to actually win something.

They really ARE in trouble. 

They are the ONLY club in the 92 to not win anything in that period.


The only one.

[Garlicbread]

A team that's not won anything since 1995 could get relegated.  And the only way back into the PL would be for them to actually win something.

They really ARE in trouble. 

If they get relegated one day and come back. You just know they'll finish 2nd so they won't win the Championship nor win the play-off trophy.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

They are the ONLY club in the 92 to not win anything in that period.


The only one.

I always see that bit of trivia with regards to the shite and always think there's no way it can be right?, I'd like it to be though.

[TepidT2O]

I always see that bit of trivia with regards to the shite and always think there's no way it can be right?, I'd like it to be though.

If you include clubs that have won promotion, then it is.

[Statto Red]

If they get relegated one day and come back. You just know they'll finish 2nd so they won't win the Championship nor win the play-off trophy.

If these get relegated, they could well get relegated again, i said a few days ago they'd be more like Sunderland, but thinking again, i can see the Ev being more like Sheffield Wednesday, bouncing between Championship & League One, with the occasional playoff run in The Championship but ultimately failing to get promoted.

Could well be a long time before the Ev get back in the Premier League, if they do get relegated.

[Bergersrightwingviews]

Sadly, there are probably going to be three worse teams than them this year. The turd that won’t flush.

[Crosby Nick]

So Leeds look to have improved too. Who’s worse than Everton currently? Maybe Bournemouth? Anyone else?

[mobydick]

So Leeds look to have improved too. Who’s worse than Everton currently? Maybe Bournemouth? Anyone else?

Manchester United maybe.

[Bergersrightwingviews]

So Leeds look to have improved too. Who’s worse than Everton currently? Maybe Bournemouth? Anyone else?

Fulham will go down I reckon. I think Forest will too. The amount of signings they have brought in is mad. No way they will gel in time. Expect the wheels to fall off there quite quickly.