Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Santas robbed me shorts]

Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake

[BarryCrocker]

Do the Welsh even have a recognised breakfast? Same as a full English but extra salty?

A plate of



And a pint of

[Claire's Christmas Ornament Large Bauble Necklace - 50% off]

Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake

extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.

[PaulF]

Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake

More or less depressing for her than MOTD?

[Statto Red]

Leave this thread and take your square sausage with you!

Also, an Ulster fry is good, but potato bread is pretty weird and massively overrated.

I've had Ulster fry with my breakfast [not even in Ulster], Ulster fry looks like a large slab of spam/luncheon meat?

[Always in a pub barney on christmas eve]

I've had Ulster fry with my breakfast [not even in Ulster], Ulster fry looks like a large slab of spam/luncheon meat?

No idea what you're eating, but that's not an Ulster fry

[Santas robbed me shorts]

extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.

I walked in and some woman had a face like a smacked arse, every time she's got it on, its nothing but misery

[Always in a pub barney on christmas eve]

I walked in and some woman had a face like a smacked arse, every time she's got it on, its nothing but misery

And now they've got MPs on their back for the way they perceive Milton Keynes to be portrayed in the show 

Surely an MP has better things to be doing for fuck sake

[Luvva bevvy on Chrimbo day]

extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.

Bobby Brown did a number on her good and proper

[Statto Red]

Updates that take forever to install, got one on my phone which is only up to 53% complete after updating for a couple of minutes.

[rafathegaffa83]

This always seems to happen with work-related entities that you have to access once a year, but companies that modify the login procedures for websites usually with one or more of the following

- Here's an account we had you create two years ago, but login to this section with your old info (oh you mean the info you told me I no longer needed two years ago as I had to create a brand new account) to access anything related to your employer

- Here's an account you created 3 months ago to access work related investments. Even though the format is exactly the same, you need to create a brand new account to actually look at those investments

- Remember the set of work-related investments. We've already told you that you can access your investments by creating a new account, but in the meantime to actually do anything with them you need to set-up yet another account in which we'll ask you some of the most over the top information about your finances that most banks wouldn't even ask

- Your password that we keep saying is not strong enough has now reached 30 characters, but we'll accept a much shorter one because apparently we are unable to comprehend that consecutive and total are not the same thing

[Terrys chocolate orange]

Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake

Could be worse, she could be a Man U supporter.

[Santas robbed me shorts]

Could be worse, she could be a Man U supporter.

[Terrys chocolate orange]

[PaulF]

Updates that take forever to install, got one on my phone which is only up to 53% complete after updating for a couple of minutes.

53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂

[Santas robbed me shorts]

53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂

[A-Bomb]

53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂

Ahhhh the good old days......BT used to cut off the internet at 12 midnight too on the contract we had in the late 90's - and WiFi - well, what was that?

[tubby]

Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.

[Preabee crarrotsbee spoutsbee trurkeybee]

Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.

I was on hold to my bank once for 45 mins then when they answered it cut off. 

[TSC]

Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.

Had the misfortune of suffering that dreaded call earlier this year.  Automated messages go on for ages interspersed with numerous options to press different digits for all sorts of irrelevant stuff.  And they’ve been playing same tune when on hold for years.

[Alf]

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[Jingle wils 21 thrills]

Being at some sort of family event and the inevitable photos come along. You’re there lined up, all the lads, and every female in the family over the age of 40 wants to capture that same image. You end up with 5 different versions of the same photo, and not a single one has every single person looking into the same camera.

The other day we had one taken from a side angle, what is the use in a photograph of 6 people looking in completely different directions?!

[Sprouts of Spion]

Dickheads doing over 30mph on the pavement whilst riding electric bikes. I was doing 30 in the car today and was undertaken by a hooded knobhead flying past on the pavement, narrowly missing a child in a pushchair.

[Terrys chocolate orange]

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[Alf]

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Thanks.

[red-nosed reign-debs]

Drivers!!

Must be a Friday night thing that they all come out to play who can be the stupidest prick or bad driver bingo cos I've had them all tonight on the M62/M6/M56/A55.

[Santas robbed me shorts]

Drivers!!

Must be a Friday night thing that they all come out to play who can be the stupidest prick or bad driver bingo cos I've had them all tonight on the M62/M6/M56/A55.

just mancs

[red-nosed reign-debs]

just mancs

East and North Mancs are definitely worse than South Mancs though. 

FFS they were all at it!!

This cold ain't helping neither.  Driving whilst not feeling 100% is not a good idea 😷🤧🤒

[Santas robbed me shorts]

East and North Mancs are definitely worse than South Mancs though. 

FFS they were all at it!!

This cold ain't helping neither.  Driving whilst not feeling 100% is not a good idea 😷🤧🤒

I hate all of them roads especially end of the week. For 5 years when I worked over here but lived in Southport, my commute was a nightmare as I had to deal with jam after jam due to the constant crashes, wankers

[red-nosed reign-debs]

I hate all of them roads especially end of the week. For 5 years when I worked over here but lived in Southport, my commute was a nightmare as I had to deal with jam after jam due to the constant crashes, wankers

I wouldn't normally use them but I was in Castleford till 7pm so it was the quickest way home.

I know what you mean though.  When I worked in Wrightington but lived in Barnsley I'd get on the M6 to go home till I realised how bad the queues were.  Then I started going to the Reebok and getting on the M61 instead, which cuts out all that crap.

[Santas robbed me shorts]

Our old office was near the M60, I could only go over the Barton to get home, used to take over half an hour to go over the bridge and get on the 62. Most nights the 62 was OK, but some nights it'd be 30 mins to get to the m6, take me over an hour and a half to get home. Over the past 10 years I've seen it get worse and worse.

I'm at IKEA in Warrington picking some shit up, dreading the 62 going home, it'll be full of dickheads going to the Trafford Centre

[bradders1011]

For the love of God we can split the atom but we can't automatically block "Pussy in bio" tweets.

[Santas robbed me shorts]

Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour

[Always in a pub barney on christmas eve]

Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour

I've felt like shit since Monday. Really bad on Tuesday, thought I was recovering on Wednesday so went out drinking on Thursday thinking I'd be fine. Was horrendous yesterday dealing with a hangover on top.
Thankfully not so bad today. Getting a load of Lemsip, co-codamol and whatever else I can find into me today before getting the boat over for the match at 10.30 tonight 

[The holly and the jillc]

Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour

It's the worst. The majority of the time I have a stuffed up left nostril they have given me a spray for it but it doesn't do much. I had Sinusitis a couple of months ago it was horrible, banging headache, face ache both sides. It's just awful. If it doesn't clear ask for some antibiotics from the doctors, sometimes its the only thing that clears it.

[Santas robbed me shorts]

I've felt like shit since Monday. Really bad on Tuesday, thought I was recovering on Wednesday so went out drinking on Thursday thinking I'd be fine. Was horrendous yesterday dealing with a hangover on top.
Thankfully not so bad today. Getting a load of Lemsip, co-codamol and whatever else I can find into me today before getting the boat over for the match at 10.30 tonight 

Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

It's the worst. The majority of the time I have a stuffed up left nostril they have given me a spray for it but it doesn't do much. I had Sinusitis a couple of months ago it was horrible, banging headache, face ache both sides. It's just awful. If it doesn't clear ask for some antibiotics from the doctors, sometimes its the only thing that clears it.

Cheers Jill. Its horrible isn't it.

I got sudafed spray which seemed to clear it, was fine in Tenerife and then had a swim in the pool and it started again. Its a constant pressure under my eyes, doing my head in now.

[The holly and the jillc]

Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

Cheers Jill. Its horrible isn't it.

I got sudafed spray which seemed to clear it, was fine in Tenerife and then had a swim in the pool and it started again. Its a constant pressure under my eyes, doing my head in now.

It's nasty alright when it's under the eye, you feel like its going to explode. Have you tried a hot water bottle on the face, wrap it in a towel. I took a bottle to work with me and sat there with it on my face and it did help. Then the tablets finally cleared it off.

[Always in a pub barney on christmas eve]

Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

Yeah scheduled for then. I always hope it's delayed by an hour or 2 but it never is 

[red-nosed reign-debs]

When people being interviewed start an answer with "yeah, no".

Wtaf!!

[Lee1-6Liv]

I got four hours sleep Wednesday night, five hours Thursday night, couldnt get to sleep last night until 4am but thought I could have a lie in until about 12 but next door had the builders in at 8am this morning fixing his porch, hammering and drilling all morning so only four hours kip last night.