Author Topic: Premier League Fixtures May 19th - Final day of the season (Read 17099 times)

Phil M · « **on:** May 17, 2013, 05:21:25 pm »

Sunday 19/05/13

Barclay's Premier League Fixtures:

Chelsea v Everton
Liverpool v Queens Park Rangers
Manchester City v Norwich City
Newcastle United v Arsenal
Southampton v Stoke City
Swansea City v Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United
West Ham United v Reading
Wigan Athletic v Aston Villa

Phil M · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:22:25 pm »

Personally I can see Chelsea, Arsenal and Spurs all winning given what's at stake but who knows.

There's still the minor possibility of a 3rd place play-off depending on results between Arsenal and Chelsea.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:26:05 pm »

End the season in style. A nice 4-0

Phil M · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:27:20 pm »

Rumours doing the rounds of an incident between Glenn Whelan and Kenwyne Jones at Stoke's training ground, end of season pranks getting out of hand so it seems. http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/214449/training-ground-rumour

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:31:02 pm »

How is dumping a pigs head in someones locker funny?

Henry Gale · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:33:14 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on May 17, 2013, 05:31:02 pm

How is dumping a pigs head in someones locker funny?

That's what I was thinking, Maybe it's an inside joke and he's nickname is piggy or something.

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:34:49 pm »

Quote from: Henry Gale on May 17, 2013, 05:33:14 pm

That's what I was thinking, Maybe it's an inside joke and he's nickname is piggy or something.

Pretty gross to open the locker up and see it sitting there. Scare the shite out of you, suppose its slightly funny that way, the scared reaction

NOTBORNIN1982 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:37:30 pm »

Ain't Jones Muslim?

Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2013, 05:49:22 pm »

Quote from: NOTBORNIN1982 on May 17, 2013, 05:37:30 pm

Ain't Jones Muslim?

Fairly sure he is, his girlfriend is on twitter saying "it's offensive to people of our beliefs" and I doubt they're anti-pig head by chance.

Hoenheim · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2013, 06:01:02 pm »

Quote from: Das Liverpool on May 17, 2013, 05:49:22 pm

Fairly sure he is, his girlfriend is on twitter saying "it's offensive to people of our beliefs" and I doubt they're anti-pig head by chance.

Dunno about them but Figo surely is

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2013, 06:05:41 pm »

Pig's head put in Kenwayne Jone's locker. Straight from the butchers as well.

http://distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com/554ddfb2bef011e2999b22000a9f17f6_7.jpg (really graphic).

His girlfriend's Twitter: https://twitter.com/kissakj

Phil M · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2013, 06:16:02 pm »

Not very clever of Whelan that.

theredguy03 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2013, 06:44:20 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 05:21:25 pm

Sunday 19/05/13

Barclay's Premier League Fixtures:

Chelsea v Everton
Liverpool v Queens Park Rangers
Manchester City v Norwich City
Newcastle United v Arsenal
Southampton v Stoke City
Swansea City v Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United
West Ham United v Reading
Wigan Athletic v Aston Villa

My predictions:

Chelsea 2-2 Everton
Liverpool 3-0 Queens Park Rangers
Manchester City 3-0 Norwich City
Newcastle United 0-2 Arsenal
Southampton 2-1 Stoke City
Swansea City 1-1 Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Sunderland
West Bromwich Albion 1-3 Manchester United
West Ham United 1-0 Reading
Wigan Athletic 2-2 Aston Villa

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2013, 07:02:40 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 06:16:02 pm

Not very clever of Whelan that.

They egged Michael owens Car the other day

Phil M · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2013, 07:05:01 pm »

Quote from: anfieldpurch on May 17, 2013, 07:02:40 pm

They egged Michael owens Car the other day

Nothing wrong with that.

Phil M · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2013, 08:22:34 pm »

If all three win Chelsea take the automatic Champions League qualification spot, Arsenal finish fourth and have to play a qualifier and Tottenham are in the Europa League.

A Chelsea draw could still see them take the automatic spot if Arsenal do not better their result. However, if Chelsea draw 0-0 and Arsenal win 2-1 they will play off for third place as they would be on the same points and have the same goal difference and goals scored totals.

An Arsenal draw would see them finish fourth unless Spurs win.

Spurs need to win, and Arsenal fail to win, if they are to overtake their north London rivals as the Gunners have a far superior goal difference.

KennyDaggers · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2013, 10:18:00 pm »

Thank God, I can't wait to see the end of this season.

Phil M · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2013, 02:09:30 pm »

It's funny looking at the table the gulf between 7th and the places below. Our goal difference is +27 heading into tomorrow and every single team below us has a minus gd.

Emerald Red · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2013, 03:16:03 pm »

There are 7 teams which could finish as high as 11th or as low as 17th, so still plenty to play for.
(prize money last year: 11th got $7.5m, 17th got $3m)

Expect most of the games to go to form, but maybe Norwich to get a point at Man.City.

JohnHobbes · « **Reply #19 on:** May 18, 2013, 03:41:41 pm »

Must admit that for entertainment purposes then results conspiring to force a third play playoff game would be brilliant. Highly unlikely but playoff games so far this season have fantastic, and I'd like to see them both have to go at it.

FernandoSusoLFC · « **Reply #20 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:08:27 am »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 05:21:25 pm

Sunday 19/05/13

Barclay's Premier League Fixtures:

Chelsea v Everton - Chelsea
Liverpool v Queens Park Rangers - LFC
Manchester City v Norwich City - MCFC
Newcastle United v Arsenal - draw
Southampton v Stoke City - who cares
Swansea City v Fulham - Swans
Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland - Spuds
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United - Mancs
West Ham United v Reading - WH
Wigan Athletic v Aston Villa - Wigan

...

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #21 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:14:02 am »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 07:05:01 pm

Nothing wrong with that.

Apart from the fact that bricks would have been better than eggs

rocco · « **Reply #22 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:20:24 am »

. However, if Chelsea draw 0-0 and Arsenal win 2-1 they will play off for third place as they would be on the same points and have the same goal difference and goals scored

Thought any draw and any arsenal win by 1 wood mean a play off ?

1-1 v 3-2
2-2 v 2-1
Etc?

CornerFlag · « **Reply #23 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:22:05 am »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 05:21:25 pm

Chelsea v Everton
Liverpool v Queens Park Rangers
Manchester City v Norwich City
Newcastle United v Arsenal
Southampton v Stoke City
Swansea City v Fulham
Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland
West Bromwich Albion v Manchester United
West Ham United v Reading
Wigan Athletic v Aston Villa

I'm predicting a few bore draws here, end of season with nowt to play for.

Mashy-rawr!nooo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 19, 2013, 10:44:04 am »

Quote from: CornerFlag on May 19, 2013, 10:22:05 am

I'm predicting a few bore draws here, end of season with nowt to play for.

Probably one of the least entertaining last day's of the season in a while. No relegation fight (Although what a game Villa v Wigan would of been ) or Premiership run. Instead it's the race for fourth and Fergie's retirement wankfest.

Alf · « **Reply #25 on:** May 19, 2013, 11:37:46 am »

Quote from: Phil M on May 17, 2013, 05:27:20 pm

Rumours doing the rounds of an incident between Glenn Whelan and Kenwyne Jones at Stoke's training ground, end of season pranks getting out of hand so it seems. http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/214449/training-ground-rumour

Did the same thing not happen to Pistone when he played for Newcastle?

I reckon Newcastle will beat Arsenal and Spurs will draw at Sunderland.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #26 on:** May 19, 2013, 11:59:47 am »

it's started

mccred · « **Reply #27 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:10:45 pm »

Quote from: sinnermichael on May 19, 2013, 11:59:47 am

it's started

Very good, wonder if Arsenal have used their own chefs for this weekend stay in Newcastle?

Madan · « **Reply #28 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:11:03 pm »

I don't blame Jones for overreacting at all. The picture of that pig's head is one disgusting sight. What an ugly animal.

Don't Muslims believe in not eating pork, because of the filthiness of a pig? I can kinda see their point, after seeing that dead pig's head.

Po The Panda · « **Reply #29 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:12:33 pm »

Don't think he muslim more to do with being a Rastafarian.

rob1408 · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:16:19 pm »

Quote from: Legacy on May 19, 2013, 12:12:33 pm

Don't think he muslim more to do with being a Rastafarian.

He's Muslim.

mccred · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:18:04 pm »

Can't really decide if I'd prefer Arsenal or Spurs to get the fourth place spot. Spurs got shafted last year after the rule change because some people thought winning fourth was better than winning the European cup, eight years ago.
Suppose I don't really care either way. Logically you can see some big spenders throwing money at Spurs for Bale and if they come 5th, he may be more likely to listen?
Maybe he'll be loyal to the team thats made him the player he is? I know he didn't come through their youth system but he's grown into a fine player under Spur's guidance. A rare breed but some do still exist. I think? Or is it just hope?

mccred · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:22:11 pm »

Quote from: rob1408 on May 19, 2013, 12:16:19 pm

He's Muslim.

If thats the case, then its pretty seriously bang out of order.

Will the FA step in? Will they fuck.

Seems a case that Suarez would be hung out to dry for, if he had done the same to a Muslim player at Liverpool.

Tommy_W · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2013, 12:28:12 pm »

Well the word is that Bale's putting pen to paper on a new contract. Hopefully that'll happen!! At the end of the day he's only 23 so hes got plenty of time for a big move should he not be able to fulfill his ambitions with us

Got no faith in Newcastle getting anything today anyway. Fair play to Arsenal though - they've been absolutely immense the past couple of months.

brownie 09 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2013, 01:24:51 pm »

Quote from: mccred on May 19, 2013, 12:22:11 pm

If thats the case, then its pretty seriously bang out of order.

Will the FA step in? Will they fuck.

Seems a case that Suarez would be hung out to dry for, if he had done the same to a Muslim player at Liverpool.

does everything that happens anywhere ever have to be related back to us really? fucking tedious and boring.

if that was suarez meh

meh

fucking meh

Mercer · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2013, 01:26:01 pm »

90 days before the season starts again...

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2013, 01:27:35 pm »

Quote from: Tommy_W on May 19, 2013, 12:28:12 pm

Well the word is that Bale's putting pen to paper on a new contract. Hopefully that'll happen!! At the end of the day he's only 23 so hes got plenty of time for a big move when he doesn't fulfil his ambitions with us...

Fixed for you Tommy

Tommy_W · « **Reply #37 on:** May 19, 2013, 01:36:45 pm »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on May 19, 2013, 01:27:35 pm

Fixed for you Tommy

kavah · « **Reply #38 on:** May 19, 2013, 03:27:03 pm »

good luck tommy

WEST HAM PAUL · « **Reply #39 on:** May 19, 2013, 03:32:22 pm »

Quite a dull last day, I want us to stuff Reading, Arsenal to get 4th, West Brom to spoil Ginsoaks wankfest & nice if you win for Carra's last game.