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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27360 on: September 7, 2022, 10:14:44 am »
Bye bye, German Roberto di Matteo.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27361 on: September 7, 2022, 10:14:49 am »
He’s quite good at engineering this situation, gets a payoff, finds a new job, rinse and repeat.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27362 on: September 7, 2022, 10:15:37 am »
Always odd when a club builds thier entire transfer window around someone just to sack them so soon. Not really sure they have the attacking quality to be better than they have been over the last 18 months

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« Reply #27363 on: September 7, 2022, 10:16:13 am »
He’s quite good at engineering this situation, gets a payoff, finds a new job, rinse and repeat.
I mean it's more classic Chelsea than anything

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27364 on: September 7, 2022, 10:16:46 am »
They should probably go for Potter, but not sure he'd go considering Boehly is proving to be absolutely unequivocally bonkers.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27365 on: September 7, 2022, 10:17:20 am »
Always odd when a club builds thier entire transfer window around someone just to sack them so soon. Not really sure they have the attacking quality to be better than they have been over the last 18 months

They’ve bought a shit ton of players. Quite the scattergun approach but annoyingly I’d say there’s a fair bit for a competent new coach, who gets the buy in from the players to work with. Is Pochettino the obvious choice then? They quite like they’re random Italian appointments over the years…any other contenders?

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27367 on: September 7, 2022, 10:17:54 am »
Can we have Chelsea Football Circus back in the topic title please  ;D

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27368 on: September 7, 2022, 10:18:33 am »
Hodgebounce?
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27369 on: September 7, 2022, 10:18:45 am »
Always odd when a club builds thier entire transfer window around someone just to sack them so soon. Not really sure they have the attacking quality to be better than they have been over the last 18 months
I got the impression they just signed whoever Boehly fancied after downing his morning coffee.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27370 on: September 7, 2022, 10:19:47 am »
Bizarre timing. Give him all that money to spend then sack him.

Eddie Howe will be squirming with Tommy Sportswash on the market.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27371 on: September 7, 2022, 10:19:56 am »
The highlight of Tuchel's stay in the UK was his handbags with Conte and the award winning videos that appeared on Twitter after.
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27372 on: September 7, 2022, 10:20:07 am »
I'd imagine they'd try and appoint whoever gets a bit of praise in the media on that particular week or is linked to another club, seemed to be their transfer strategy.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27373 on: September 7, 2022, 10:20:52 am »
They’ve bought a shit ton of players. Quite the scattergun approach but annoyingly I’d say there’s a fair bit for a competent new coach, who gets the buy in from the players to work with. Is Pochettino the obvious choice then? They quite like they’re random Italian appointments over the years…any other contenders?
They've got good players, but it's a top 4ish side and that's what they've been under Tuchel and still look like. An attack of Sterling, Havertz, mount and Pulisic/ziyech just isn't enough to compete at the top of the league. Guess the thinking is a new manager gets a few extra points over a season than Tuchel to make top 4 more likely. But unless he's pissed off the players not sure say Pochettino is a better a manager.

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« Reply #27374 on: September 7, 2022, 10:21:51 am »
They are a top 4 side at best. They won't win the league with Tuchel as their manager.

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« Reply #27375 on: September 7, 2022, 10:22:47 am »
Seems a bit mad.

Pochettino the obvious choice.

The obvious choice is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson , they love a fat Tory at the bridge

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27376 on: September 7, 2022, 10:23:26 am »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27377 on: September 7, 2022, 10:23:29 am »
The highlight of Tuchel's stay in the UK was his handbags with Conte and the award winning videos that appeared on Twitter after.

oh god, please share ;D

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27379 on: September 7, 2022, 10:23:41 am »
Tuchel was quite shocked to hear the news

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27380 on: September 7, 2022, 10:25:10 am »

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27381 on: September 7, 2022, 10:25:10 am »
The obvious choice is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson , they love a fat Tory at the bridge
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« Reply #27382 on: September 7, 2022, 10:25:13 am »
Aubameyang did it.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27383 on: September 7, 2022, 10:25:17 am »
Mental.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27384 on: September 7, 2022, 10:26:33 am »
Rodgers will be kicking himself that he's had such a bad start.  Potter might get an interview.

Max Allegri maybe.

How Boehly has acted so far it could be anyone.  It would be great if he appointed Emma Hayes.

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« Reply #27385 on: September 7, 2022, 10:26:53 am »
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27386 on: September 7, 2022, 10:27:08 am »
Hodgebounce?

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« Reply #27387 on: September 7, 2022, 10:27:14 am »
I hear former Chelsea midfielder Scott Parker is available.

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« Reply #27388 on: September 7, 2022, 10:27:41 am »
New manager bounce just in time to face us then, is it?

Yeah. Hated playing against Chelsea under Tuchel though.
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27389 on: September 7, 2022, 10:27:42 am »
Rodgers will be kicking himself that he's had such a bad start.  Potter might get an interview.

Max Allegri maybe.

How Boehly has acted so far it could be anyone.  It would be great if he appointed Emma Hayes.

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« Reply #27390 on: September 7, 2022, 10:29:23 am »
Who we fancying?

Low? Pochettino? Maybe they will just throw another shit load of money at someone already in a job.
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« Reply #27391 on: September 7, 2022, 10:29:43 am »
Lampard?

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« Reply #27392 on: September 7, 2022, 10:29:50 am »
why would they let Tuchel buy everyone under the sun and then sack him. Football gone mad but glad we don't have to deal with it. Bohley playing real life football manager and it will be at Chelseas expense LOL ;D
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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27393 on: September 7, 2022, 10:31:02 am »
Only one man for the job now.



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« Reply #27394 on: September 7, 2022, 10:31:21 am »
Lampard?
Was just going to say that.
Frank would love to go home and escape the relegation fight at the pit.

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« Reply #27395 on: September 7, 2022, 10:31:26 am »
Looking at the Premier League, the only managers I could even begin to imagine them going for are Potter or Frank. Even Boehly wouldn't be crazy enough to look at Rodgers right now.

When you look abroad, there just isn't much depth in terms of elite managers. Nagelsmann comes to mind but surely wouldn't leave Bayern right now. Pochettino just feels the logical move, especially as he's out of work.

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Re: Chelsea FC - Sponsored by “The Liquidator"
« Reply #27396 on: September 7, 2022, 10:31:54 am »
Always odd when a club builds thier entire transfer window around someone just to sack them so soon. Not really sure they have the attacking quality to be better than they have been over the last 18 months

Not sure that was their “strategy”. It just seemed to be like Buehly spaffing the cash like a drunken sailor on shore leave.
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« Reply #27397 on: September 7, 2022, 10:32:33 am »
Hope it's not Potter.
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« Reply #27398 on: September 7, 2022, 10:33:09 am »
That is some short fuse their new owner has. They replace half a team and he can't wait a few weeks for them to get at least a bit used to playing with each other. Crazy, but not unexpected. Who next is the question? Pochetino perhaps, not many great managers out there.

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« Reply #27399 on: September 7, 2022, 10:33:44 am »
Bonkers.

If anything, Chelsea are even more mental than they were under Abramovich.