Topic: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say

[rob1966]

Discussing a day out in Liverpool.

"And afterwards we can go to the Arctic Circle."

Baltic Triangle...

[rob1966]

The kids are destroying their ma. They're taking the piss cos I look like my Dad, messing about and without thinking she goes "bloody hell I'm shagging grandad Bob"

Her face was a fucking picture as she realises who shes talking to and we're pissing ourselves laughing

[Corrie Nick]

I mentioned Jerry Maguire earlier. In response my wife responded with the classic movie quote “You can’t handle the truth!”

Then doubled down by claiming Tom Cruise said that line.

[Kenny's Jacket]

I mentioned Jerry Maguire earlier. In response my wife responded with the classic movie quote “You can’t handle the truth!”

Then doubled down by claiming Tom Cruise said that line.

Everyone knows it was Jack Nicklaus

[west_london_red]

“Should we….” which basically means “we are….”

[Barneylfc∗]

Missus is watching some shite on her phone here.

Someone on the video said about working in a factory in the Netherlands.

I said, "I used to do that, working in a factory in Holland."

Her reply, "This wasn't in Holland though, it was the Netherlands."

[Son of Spion]

^
Technically, she could still be correct. Unless, of course, you did actually work in one of only two provinces of the Netherlands that are called Holland rather than one of the other ten.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Missus is watching some shite on her phone here.

Someone on the video said about working in a factory in the Netherlands.

I said, "I used to do that, working in a factory in Holland."

Her reply, "This wasn't in Holland though, it was the Netherlands."

Depending on the location of the factory, she may have been correct
People often erroneously use Holland and the Netherlands interchangeably

[Elmo!]

Much like someone using England to refer to the UK, you'd think Barney from NI would get that! 

[Kenny's Jacket]

Much like someone using England to refer to the UK, you'd think Barney from NI would get that! 

I shyed away from mentioning that as I think Barney identifies as Irish, not British.
However yeah England is a great example of the same thing 

[Barneylfc∗]

My missus doesn't know the ins and outs of anything relating to geography, so no, she did not mean any provincial borders or any other shit like that 

I shyed away from mentioning that as I think Barney identifies as Irish, not British.
However yeah England is a great example of the same thing 

I do, but I'm not staunch about it. I still fill in British as nationality on some things. It's not really something that means a lot to me.