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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #160 on: September 23, 2021, 05:07:53 pm »
Down to single figures required.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #161 on: September 23, 2021, 05:08:05 pm »
Another one now would be interesting.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #162 on: September 23, 2021, 05:11:00 pm »
Another one now would be interesting.


Bugger.

You get your wish.

(relieved it's not Vilas, though)
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #163 on: September 23, 2021, 05:11:00 pm »
Jesus Christ, just when you think it's done!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #164 on: September 23, 2021, 05:12:48 pm »
Could this be a draw!!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #165 on: September 23, 2021, 05:13:11 pm »
Could this be a draw!!

No. But a tie? Yes.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #166 on: September 23, 2021, 05:14:48 pm »
Lancs will win, 9 runs required with 3 wickets remaining? Its literally two or three swings of the bat to the boundary, easy work.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #167 on: September 23, 2021, 05:15:30 pm »
Bailey's batting is all about the biff. He now has to play a cagey game that he isn't suited to.

If he'd have come in when Croft fell, he could have played his natural game, hopefully got 15-20, then we'd only have a handful of runs to get with batsmen better able to dig in a bit.

Lose this, and Lancs want ragging.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #168 on: September 23, 2021, 05:16:33 pm »
FFS.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #169 on: September 23, 2021, 05:17:13 pm »
You need 3 runs, relax ;D

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #170 on: September 23, 2021, 05:17:38 pm »
Seems a bit insane for Blatherwick to take a single at the end of the over.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #171 on: September 23, 2021, 05:17:44 pm »
No. But a tie? Yes.

That’s what I meant 😂

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #172 on: September 23, 2021, 05:20:34 pm »
Seems a bit insane for Blatherwick to take a single at the end of the over.

Yup. Fucking hell.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #173 on: September 23, 2021, 05:20:41 pm »
OMG
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #174 on: September 23, 2021, 05:20:48 pm »
9 down! Most Lancs thing I’ve ever seen!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #175 on: September 23, 2021, 05:22:51 pm »
Relax, its two runs!

In other news Dom Sibley has 50 and is only a few runs away from Nick re-declaring him the next big thing

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #176 on: September 23, 2021, 05:26:10 pm »
Never in doubt.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #177 on: September 23, 2021, 05:26:12 pm »
Thank fuck.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #178 on: September 23, 2021, 05:26:44 pm »
Come on, Somerset!!
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #179 on: September 23, 2021, 05:26:50 pm »
Yerse!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #180 on: September 23, 2021, 05:26:53 pm »
Phew! I am SWEATING.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #181 on: September 23, 2021, 05:27:32 pm »
Vilas looks mentally shattered  ;D
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #182 on: September 23, 2021, 05:28:14 pm »
What a Match!! Fantastic entertainment.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #183 on: September 23, 2021, 05:30:03 pm »
That was fun!

Jack Blatherwick is one hell of a name.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #184 on: September 23, 2021, 05:37:48 pm »
That was fun!

Jack Blatherwick is one hell of a name.

Sounds the most Lancastrian name ever but we signed him from Notts. Really though Parkinson wouldn’t last those couple of balls from Crane.

Very tense.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #185 on: September 23, 2021, 05:50:52 pm »
Come on, Somerset!!

This.

What’s realistic in terms of total and overs for Warwickshire to set Somerset? 240-250 off 60-70overs? Or will it need to be more tempting?

Does today’s result mean Lancs are defo in the 1 off final thing at Lords?
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #186 on: September 23, 2021, 05:56:44 pm »
The Somerset batting line-up looks strong. Surely they will hold out.

They have a Pakistani fella with 90 tests under his name and a triple century, a bunch of other england internationals (Don't know if that means much these days) and former Rangers and Southampton midfielder Steven Davis in the lineup.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #187 on: September 23, 2021, 06:00:29 pm »
That was fun!

Jack Blatherwick is one hell of a name.

One of my favourites is the ex Chester footballer Jermaine McSporran.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #188 on: September 23, 2021, 06:01:11 pm »
The Somerset batting line-up looks strong. Surely they will hold out.

They have a Pakistani fella with 90 tests under his name and a triple century, a bunch of other england internationals (Don't know if that means much these days) and former Rangers and Southampton midfielder Steven Davis in the lineup.

They’ve been awful with the bat in recent games until their first innings here though.

I imagine Warwks will get as many as they can by Lunch and try and give themselves a couple of sessions to win it.

Lancs are definitely in the Bob Willis final though.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #189 on: September 23, 2021, 08:19:08 pm »
Edge of seat- and i'm only following on live updates..

Managed to miss the last 45 minutes due to a very inconsiderate boss.

Great result in the end
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #190 on: September 23, 2021, 08:37:53 pm »
Managed to miss the last 45 minutes due to a very inconsiderate boss.

Great result in the end

I might have called for a 'comfort' break at that point.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #191 on: September 23, 2021, 08:41:44 pm »
One of my favourites is the ex Chester footballer Jermaine McSporran.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #192 on: September 24, 2021, 09:11:33 am »
Hope the game today is half as exciting as the one in Liverpool yesterday.  Come on Warks... (As a disgruntled Yorkie).

Also be nice to get a good week of weather for the final to get 4 full days in.  Always a worry when the final was going to end in October.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #193 on: September 24, 2021, 11:23:30 am »
Looks like Warwickshire are after about a 275 lead before declaring. I would mean that they'd have less that 80 overs to bowl Somerset out, so only one new ball. It's doable given how many wickets seem to be falling all over the place but it does look like a flat pitch.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #194 on: September 24, 2021, 11:43:24 am »
Somerset require 273 to win in 79 overs, so about 3.5 per over? Can't see them going for it to be honest.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #195 on: September 24, 2021, 11:44:00 am »
Looks like Warwickshire are after about a 275 lead before declaring. I would mean that they'd have less that 80 overs to bowl Somerset out, so only one new ball. It's doable given how many wickets seem to be falling all over the place but it does look like a flat pitch.

Potentially only 9 wickets to take? Azhar Ali looked in a lot of pain when he limped off the field.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #196 on: September 24, 2021, 12:26:51 pm »
Shut up shop please you Cider guzzlers.

Send Leach in up the order to stonewall his way through the afternoon.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #197 on: September 24, 2021, 01:24:57 pm »
Potentially only 9 wickets to take? Azhar Ali looked in a lot of pain when he limped off the field.


Azhar has come in at 3 (but Warks do now only have to take 9 wickets)

Somerset trundling at just over 2 an over, so I don't think they're going for it.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #198 on: September 24, 2021, 01:25:16 pm »
Shit, 2 down (both openers gone)
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #199 on: September 24, 2021, 01:31:44 pm »
Shit, 2 down (both openers gone)

Feels like Warwickshire are big favourites here.

3 down now and Somerset's batting has been poor for a while. Failed to score over 200 in 5 of the previous 6 innings before this game.

Looks like a relatively flat wicket where runs have been easy to come by. But against a determined and talented team like Warwickshire my fear was always that Somerset's batting frailties would let them down.
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