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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15080 on: September 28, 2022, 05:59:05 pm »
Not impressed by england at all this series
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15081 on: September 28, 2022, 06:44:25 pm »
Guessing itís not a great pitch to bat on.

At least Lancs smashed the southern Surrey shite by an innings.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15082 on: September 28, 2022, 06:45:39 pm »
Makes you realise how good Rizwan is. An innings of the top ranked T20 batsman on the planet.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15083 on: September 28, 2022, 06:54:14 pm »
Not impressed by england at all this series

Think they have been fairly decent with some good players to come back. Basically matched up this Pakistan team. Whats let them down is bad decisions at crucial times, which comes with the lack of experience of a few players.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15084 on: September 28, 2022, 06:55:26 pm »
there's a lot of flying things there. loads of the little fuckers flitting around

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15085 on: September 28, 2022, 07:03:14 pm »
Think they have been fairly decent with some good players to come back. Basically matched up this Pakistan team. Whats let them down is bad decisions at crucial times, which comes with the lack of experience of a few players.

Yeah, away series in fairly alien conditions (I know some will have played in the Pakistan T20 comp). Plenty of players missing too. If they can win a few tight games thatís even better. Weíve found that Duckett and Brook could come into the mix. Salt and Hales so far havenít really taken their opportunities.


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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15086 on: September 28, 2022, 07:21:19 pm »
is that bowler's name actually "young jamal"?

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15087 on: September 28, 2022, 08:10:57 pm »
is that bowler's name actually "young jamal"?
Yep, our version of young Ben Foster.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15088 on: September 29, 2022, 12:39:05 pm »
Is anyone setting up a T20 World Cup thread? Not like I'm looking forward to it with Jadeja and Bumrah out. :D
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15089 on: September 30, 2022, 05:40:07 pm »
England chasing 170 to level the series at 3-3.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15090 on: September 30, 2022, 05:47:42 pm »
More classic jinxing :D
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15091 on: September 30, 2022, 06:01:29 pm »
Itís alright, as soon as Salt gets out on that leg side boundary Iím still going to quote what I said last week :D
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15092 on: September 30, 2022, 06:01:41 pm »
More classic jinxing :D

Yeah, slowed right down now. :(

102/1 off 7.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15093 on: September 30, 2022, 06:09:19 pm »
Yeah, slowed right down now. :(

102/1 off 7.
You got lucky this time.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15094 on: September 30, 2022, 06:10:13 pm »
Carnage. Surely even England canít cock this up😎
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15095 on: September 30, 2022, 06:11:29 pm »
salt playing like he's got somewhere to be.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15096 on: September 30, 2022, 06:16:16 pm »
Absolutely hilarious review by Malan there
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15097 on: September 30, 2022, 06:16:35 pm »
Unlucky Malan - a grubber.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15098 on: October 2, 2022, 03:56:28 pm »
Malan you idiot. Got to run there if the non striker calls for it.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15099 on: October 2, 2022, 05:18:28 pm »
Good total, a great series is going to go down to the wire
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15100 on: October 2, 2022, 06:08:40 pm »
In a time when test cricket in Asia is a dying art, Iím glad these Pakistani batsmen are making it popular again.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15101 on: October 2, 2022, 06:46:18 pm »
Good total, a great series is going to go down to the wire

It was all over, sadly, once Pakistanís two top batsmen got out cheaply. Well done England, anyway.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15102 on: October 2, 2022, 06:50:24 pm »
I've barely seen any but it seems like pakistan have been very negative in their chase.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15103 on: October 2, 2022, 09:19:01 pm »
I've barely seen any but it seems like pakistan have been very negative in their chase.

They have two quality batsmen followed by nine tail enders. Itís an awful batting lineup.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15104 on: October 2, 2022, 09:21:40 pm »
They have two quality batsmen followed by nine tail enders. Itís an awful batting lineup.

Might as well go down swinging then.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15105 on: October 2, 2022, 09:22:44 pm »
Might as well go down swinging then.


Should have done rather than limping to that pathetic attempt.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15106 on: October 2, 2022, 10:28:49 pm »
They have two quality batsmen followed by nine tail enders. Itís an awful batting lineup.

Bizarre stuff from Pakistan. Haider Ali is a player but bereft of confidence and Shadab Khan isn't trusted enough up the order which is weird because he's precisely that bit of impetus you need, especially when chasing. The rest of the middle order is just not good enough.

I can't see them being a factor in the World Cup simply because they rely too heavily on Babar and Rizwan.


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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15107 on: October 9, 2022, 09:44:15 am »
England playing Australia in Perth. Looks a flat wicket! England 93/0 off 8. Buttler and Hales in. Australia not playing Cummins, Starc or Hazlewood.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15108 on: October 9, 2022, 10:44:52 am »
Lost momentum here. Was about 120/0 at halfway! Will just make 200 but maybe should have been more.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15109 on: October 9, 2022, 12:14:24 pm »
Looking like a decent finish. Aussies need to keep their wickets to win it though
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15110 on: October 9, 2022, 12:35:56 pm »
Heís impeded Wood on purpose thereÖ.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15111 on: October 9, 2022, 12:37:06 pm »
Clearly put his arm across.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15112 on: October 9, 2022, 12:38:40 pm »
Reckon England push that harder if it was in the world cup.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15113 on: October 12, 2022, 09:54:33 am »
Not going too well in the second T20 - 59/4 off 9. Malan the only batter to have got going so far.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15114 on: October 12, 2022, 09:55:34 am »
Not going too well in the second T20 - 59/4 off 9. Malan the only batter to have got going so far.

Forgot this was on. Have they suddenly got Test quality bowlers playing? Always going to be dangerous with that lot.

Although just seen the shit Marcus Stoinis has taken 2 wickets and has the best economy rate so Iím probably talking bollocks as per.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15115 on: October 12, 2022, 09:57:22 am »
Forgot this was on. Have they suddenly got Test quality bowlers playing? Always going to be dangerous with that lot.

Yup. All the big hitters are back (although Stoinis has been the pick so far!)

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15116 on: October 12, 2022, 10:48:20 am »
Not going too well in the second T20 - 59/4 off 9. Malan the only batter to have got going so far.

Malan has probably pulled himself back from being dropped. He has to play at 3. Heís really solid.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15117 on: October 12, 2022, 10:51:27 am »
Another failure for Stokes...

In 11 years of playing T20 internationals he's never made a 50 and only made it into the 40s twice.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15118 on: October 12, 2022, 10:52:07 am »
Malan has probably pulled himself back from being dropped. He has to play at 3. Heís really solid.

You appreciate him more in games like this when the big hitters donít come off. Really good innings, and weíll supported by Moeen too. Competitive score. Australia probably should chase it down but better than it could have been.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #15119 on: October 12, 2022, 10:53:12 am »
Another failure for Stokes...

In 11 years of playing T20 internationals he's never made a 50 and only made it into the 40s twice.

We shouldnít be afraid to drop him.

Always nice to finish with a 6. 178/7.