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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13640 on: June 17, 2022, 01:35:15 pm »
Congrats on your handsome winnings!

He could get out and Malan overtake him again.

Or a random Dutch could have the innings of his life!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13641 on: June 17, 2022, 01:39:42 pm »
Morgan gone.

Livingstone coming in puts Nick in danger. Livingstone could easily hit one of these deliveries so far it goes for 12.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13642 on: June 17, 2022, 01:41:56 pm »
Really need to get on with work but going to have to watch the rest of this to see if he can get 200!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13643 on: June 17, 2022, 01:43:25 pm »
This is like Michael Owen against the ginger 13 year old in goals.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13644 on: June 17, 2022, 01:45:10 pm »
Having these 2 in together is a good comparison of styles. Livingstone is pure power, Buttler incredible technique.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13645 on: June 17, 2022, 01:45:12 pm »
oof

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13646 on: June 17, 2022, 01:46:52 pm »
This will be sufficient to get Buttler back in the Test team. (How we miss the nervous prod).
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13647 on: June 17, 2022, 01:47:34 pm »
I bet the Aussies are cheering on England. Didn’t we score our world record against them? It’s in danger here.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13648 on: June 17, 2022, 01:47:50 pm »
Livingstone with an early strike rate of 460 there...

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13649 on: June 17, 2022, 01:48:52 pm »
that poor leggy

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13650 on: June 17, 2022, 01:49:18 pm »
By my reckoning they need 9 an over to break the world record...

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13651 on: June 17, 2022, 01:49:48 pm »
This will be sufficient to get Buttler back in the Test team. (How we miss the nervous prod).

Like he’s on the Falls Road.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13652 on: June 17, 2022, 01:50:57 pm »
He's just tried to headbutt one for 6!
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13653 on: June 17, 2022, 01:51:43 pm »
Like he’s on the Falls Road.

The best yet.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13654 on: June 17, 2022, 01:54:59 pm »
There’s actually time for Livingstone to get his hundred here at his current rate of scoring!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13655 on: June 17, 2022, 01:57:01 pm »
There’s actually time for Livingstone to get his hundred here at his current rate of scoring!
He definitely wants it
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13656 on: June 17, 2022, 01:58:35 pm »
let the leggy have another over.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13657 on: June 17, 2022, 02:02:43 pm »
The last week hasn't been bad if you're an England cricket fan who enjoys big hitting

Almost want us to just fall short of the record, feels a lot better if its Australia as the team we did it against instead of the Netherlands
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13658 on: June 17, 2022, 02:06:45 pm »
2 short of the 500.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. awful.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13659 on: June 17, 2022, 02:07:05 pm »
You can't really judge the score until both teams have a bat though.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13660 on: June 17, 2022, 02:07:07 pm »
If Lancs could ever field Salt, Buttler and Livingstone in the same T20 line up I reckon they could do alright.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13661 on: June 17, 2022, 02:08:51 pm »
2 short of 500!!!
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13662 on: June 17, 2022, 02:10:02 pm »
Evenly balanced you'd say at the interval.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13663 on: June 17, 2022, 02:10:16 pm »
If Lancs could ever field Salt, Buttler and Livingstone in the same T20 line up I reckon they could do alright.

Annoyingly, finals day is in the middle of an England ODI series, so likely have none of them.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13664 on: June 17, 2022, 02:14:18 pm »
Annoyingly, finals day is in the middle of an England ODI series, so likely have none of them.

What wonderful planning to ensure they maximise viewing figures for their (former) showpiece event!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13665 on: June 17, 2022, 02:16:05 pm »
I've actually got tickets for finals day this year and wasn't aware of there being an odi series on at the same time.

but I'll probably have to read something online on sunday to find out who won anyway

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13666 on: June 17, 2022, 02:25:25 pm »
This will be sufficient to get Buttler back in the Test team. (How we miss the nervous prod).

Fuck no.  Wonderful LO player, but does not have the technique or patience for Test cricket.  And is easily the worst keeper we have in terms of gloves

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13667 on: June 17, 2022, 02:49:22 pm »
If Lancs could ever field Salt, Buttler and Livingstone in the same T20 line up I reckon they could do alright.

Tim David too. He’s a serious hitter. Maybe even better than Salt.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13668 on: June 17, 2022, 03:46:45 pm »
Tim David too. He’s a serious hitter. Maybe even better than Salt.

Been one of the most in form T20 players in the world of late

What wonderful planning to ensure they maximise viewing figures for their (former) showpiece event!

Yep, the T20's being on youtube and having good crowds has made it a great tournament to watch and brought in viewers. Should have made it so finals day was a stand alone event that all the internationals could play in if needed.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13669 on: June 17, 2022, 03:48:40 pm »
Fuck no.  Wonderful LO player, but does not have the technique or patience for Test cricket.  And is easily the worst keeper we have in terms of gloves

Hooooow have we managed to turn Buttler bludgeoning 162 off 70 balls into yet another debate about whether he should be in the test side (which he isn't even in at the moment)?

I swear the RAWK cricket threads could get from "who's the greatest left-arm spinner of all time" to "yeah but Buttler isn't a test-standard keeper" in the space of three posts!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13670 on: June 17, 2022, 03:50:46 pm »
Hooooow have we managed to turn Buttler bludgeoning 162 off 70 balls into yet another debate about whether he should be in the test side (which he isn't even in at the moment)?

I swear the RAWK cricket threads could get from "who's the greatest left-arm spinner of all time" to "yeah but Buttler isn't a test-standard keeper" in the space of three posts!

I was joking. Hence the comment about the nervous prod - which Nick managed to turn into a comment about the Troubles.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13671 on: June 17, 2022, 04:09:46 pm »
Imagine starting a 50 over game needing 10 an over 😂🤣😂

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13672 on: June 17, 2022, 04:38:35 pm »
I was joking. Hence the comment about the nervous prod - which Nick managed to turn into a comment about the Troubles.

Oh I know you were, but still the debate was launched into with gusto!

Anyway, by my calculations the Netherlands need to get to 209 to avoid holding the record for the biggest losing margin in men's ODI history.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13673 on: June 17, 2022, 04:42:13 pm »


Anyway, by my calculations the Netherlands need to get to 209 to avoid holding the record for the biggest losing margin in men's ODI history.

They’ll be glad it’s not Test cricket with Jos Buttler coming in for them at 6 then. He’d be out cheaply after some nothing shots. Right?
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13674 on: June 17, 2022, 04:42:45 pm »
The attraction of this series is always going to be England batting. I say make them bat first in all 3 and let the fans have a good time!
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13675 on: June 19, 2022, 06:00:12 pm »
David Malan is incredibly boring at the start of his innings. The games dropped off since he came in.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13676 on: June 19, 2022, 06:03:50 pm »
David Malan is incredibly boring at the start of his innings. The games dropped off since he came in.
he does tend to get himself in. but, on the other hand, he is actually still in.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13677 on: June 19, 2022, 06:05:35 pm »
David Malan is incredibly boring at the start of his innings. The games dropped off since he came in.

Can’t argue with the numbers he’s posted but I agree. Looks so out of sync with the rest of the team. Wouldn’t want him in the team in a T20 World Cup game unless somebody is injured.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13678 on: June 19, 2022, 06:06:50 pm »
predictably, he's now been given out.




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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2022
« Reply #13679 on: June 19, 2022, 06:14:20 pm »
He does get the numbers, but he also slows the run rate for his partner as he doesn’t take a lot of runs. Can’t see him staying in this team is Root/Stokes/Bairstow are avaliable.

Morgan might struggle to stay in the team too at this rate….
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