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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4040 on: June 19, 2022, 11:42:49 pm »
Zalatoris needed to get it closer than that you have to think

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4041 on: June 19, 2022, 11:42:56 pm »
Fitzpatrick will struggle to walk to the green with those massive swinging balls between his legs.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4042 on: June 19, 2022, 11:43:40 pm »
Rahm is by far the best player out there, could easily have had another 4 birdies today, think he ll walk it tomorrow

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4043 on: June 19, 2022, 11:44:22 pm »
Like matchplay this. He’ll have a putt to win it but if he doesn’t make it Zalatoris has a decent chance to take it to a play off. Need to get up at 6 to catch up on work so could do without that

Or if you were Fitzpatrick would you just take a simple 2 putt and hope Zalatoris misses rather than steaming one past trying to hole it?

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4044 on: June 19, 2022, 11:46:00 pm »
Fitzy needs to leave this short so as not to give him a read.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4045 on: June 19, 2022, 11:46:10 pm »
Must make to force the tie...
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4046 on: June 19, 2022, 11:46:33 pm »
Get in!

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4047 on: June 19, 2022, 11:46:42 pm »
Play off it isn't,

Fitzpatrick wins
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4048 on: June 19, 2022, 11:46:47 pm »
Get the fuck in! :D

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4049 on: June 19, 2022, 11:47:11 pm »
Well done Fitz-dog!!!!

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4050 on: June 19, 2022, 11:47:22 pm »
Don't know how Zalatoris's ball didn't drop. It looked in all the way

Congrats Matt Fitz, great for Europe to retain the US Open.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4051 on: June 19, 2022, 11:47:23 pm »
Bloody fantastic, love it
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4052 on: June 19, 2022, 11:48:07 pm »
Billy Foster crying?
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4053 on: June 19, 2022, 11:49:09 pm »
Get the fuck in! :D

Called it last night Nick?
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4054 on: June 19, 2022, 11:49:12 pm »
Excellent victory! What a win 🏆

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4055 on: June 19, 2022, 11:49:56 pm »
Billy Foster crying?

Just relieved he hasn’t burdened himself with another born loser.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4056 on: June 19, 2022, 11:52:02 pm »
Deserved it. Zalatoris Played well also.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4057 on: June 19, 2022, 11:58:32 pm »
I’ll be fuming if Stu Francis doesn’t make a Crackerjack reference here.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4058 on: June 20, 2022, 12:05:42 am »
I’ll be fuming if Stu Francis doesn’t make a Crackerjack reference here.


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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4059 on: June 20, 2022, 01:24:13 am »
Well done Fitzy. An amazing breakthrough win.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4060 on: June 20, 2022, 08:06:19 am »
Wow just seent eh result, amazing.

I watched it up until Fitzparick three putted the par 3 and Zalatoris birdied it and walked off smircking, he then put his second on the next hole in the sand and bogeyed again. It looked all over so went to bed, gutted now.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4061 on: June 20, 2022, 09:35:05 am »
Dustin Johnson +4
Sergio Garcia +4
Louis Oosthuizen +6 (CUT)
Patrick Reed +10
Phil Mickelson +11 (CUT)
Bryson DeChambeau +13

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4062 on: June 20, 2022, 09:39:00 am »
Such an obvious pick as well, US Amateur win there, perhaps more course experience than anyone and had been knocking on the door.


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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4063 on: June 20, 2022, 09:43:50 am »
Dustin Johnson +4
Sergio Garcia +4
Louis Oosthuizen +6 (CUT)
Patrick Reed +10
Phil Mickelson +11 (CUT)
Bryson DeChambeau +13

Real cream of the crop the Saudis have snaffled

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4064 on: June 20, 2022, 10:12:53 am »
Such an obvious pick as well, US Amateur win there, perhaps more course experience than anyone and had been knocking on the door.

And yet only Pete picked him over on the fantasy thread. ;)

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4065 on: June 20, 2022, 10:25:42 am »
And yet only Pete picked him over on the fantasy thread. ;)

The real big dogs picked him for money, not fantasy points.


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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4066 on: June 20, 2022, 01:25:23 pm »
fantastic win and a great nights entertainment

Will zalatoris 22 for british open

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4067 on: June 20, 2022, 09:23:34 pm »
Great win for Fitzpatrick as totally deserved it and delighted Foster got his major as been around for 40 years. Brilliant contest and well done Europe!!!!
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4068 on: June 21, 2022, 10:42:09 am »
Great win for Fitzpatrick as totally deserved it and delighted Foster got his major as been around for 40 years. Brilliant contest and well done Europe!!!!
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4069 on: June 21, 2022, 12:41:06 pm »
Koepka is the latest scumbag to join the Murdered Journalist Tour. Apparently Morikawa, Hovland and Schauffele all potentially doing the same. Absolute fucking c*nts, and gathering a frustrating head of steam with the big names jumping on now.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4070 on: June 21, 2022, 01:45:31 pm »
So looks like Brooks Koepka is signing up for the LIV tour.
We're going to find out in a few years that this whole thing was set up by the PGA to get rid of the c*nts from their tour.
They should force him and Bryson to be teammates. It's the least they can do if they're throwing $250 million to the pair of them.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4071 on: June 21, 2022, 01:52:05 pm »
has the potential to kill the ryder cup

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4072 on: June 21, 2022, 03:30:52 pm »
Koepka isn't that much of a surprise, but Morikawa and Hovland most definitely would be.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4073 on: June 21, 2022, 03:32:10 pm »
Scheffler would be a big disappointment also if he goes
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4074 on: June 21, 2022, 03:43:16 pm »
Koepka is the latest scumbag to join the Murdered Journalist Tour. Apparently Morikawa, Hovland and Schauffele all potentially doing the same. Absolute fucking c*nts, and gathering a frustrating head of steam with the big names jumping on now.

Koepka isn't that much of a surprise, but Morikawa and Hovland most definitely would be.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4075 on: June 21, 2022, 03:52:49 pm »
I like Collin
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4076 on: June 21, 2022, 04:03:50 pm »
Scheffler would be a big disappointment also if he goes

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4077 on: June 21, 2022, 04:11:53 pm »
Koepka has said he only really cares about Majors so not surprised by him and don’t think massive loss to PGA tour. Hovland etc. Would be more gutting.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4078 on: June 21, 2022, 04:17:09 pm »
Scheffler would be a big disappointment also if he goes
I think Schauffele needs to go to the LIV.  Basically so I can stop looking at leaderboards and thinking 'woah, Scheffler's way down, he must have had a disaster the last few h.. oh no, its Schauffele who's 12th at +2'
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #4079 on: June 21, 2022, 04:33:32 pm »
I think Schauffele needs to go to the LIV.  Basically so I can stop looking at leaderboards and thinking 'woah, Scheffler's way down, he must have had a disaster the last few h.. oh no, its Schauffele who's 12th at +2'
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