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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28280 on: November 10, 2022, 06:41:55 pm »
Kane is going to Bayern next year.
No chance. Wants Shearerís record like a man possessed. And he will get it if he stays at Spurs.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28281 on: November 10, 2022, 10:12:21 pm »
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28282 on: November 11, 2022, 01:03:17 am »
Kane is going to Bayern next year.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28283 on: November 11, 2022, 08:53:09 am »
No chance. Wants Shearerís record like a man possessed. And he will get it if he stays at Spurs.

Yea I just don't see him leaving, he will be 30 next summer and prolly be able to surpass Shearer in 3-4 seasons. A record that no one thought would ever be broken he is more than capable of breaking it seems

He might even pass Rooney this season if he doesnt get his usual 2-3 month injury

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28284 on: November 11, 2022, 09:43:05 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
Iíd take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28285 on: November 11, 2022, 10:02:49 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
Iíd take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Kane has shown in the past that personal glory means more to him than the team.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28286 on: November 11, 2022, 10:22:50 am »
Is winning things at Bayern worth anything though?
Are they usually showings for the domestic trophies?  A CL medal obvs would be different.
Depends on how much he really loves spurs.  A Gerrard for example might value an FA cup title at lfc over a league title elsewhere.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28287 on: November 11, 2022, 10:24:34 am »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
Iíd take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Depends really does he support Spurs ??

I guess the way I see it is if he and his family are happy not much point in moving.

He is set for life whether he wins a trophy or not.

Bayern out of the two is the more likely option but i'm not sure I see him playing abroad.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28288 on: November 11, 2022, 02:22:35 pm »
Do you think the goal scoring record is more important for Kane than winning things.

Stay at Spurs, get the record, but retire with zero medals.
Go to Bayern/psg, win loads of things, but give up chasing the record.
Iíd take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Isn't there a possibility that he goes somewhere in England where he can both chase the record and possibly win something. I agree however that his options aren't many.

City - Doubtful when they got Haaland
Liverpool - Too old, too expensive for us
Chelsea - Destroy Spurs legacy
Arsenal - Become Sol Campbell 2.0
Man Utd - I could see this one maybe happening
Newcastle - Maybe this as well if their Chelsea/City mode starts now

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28289 on: November 11, 2022, 02:45:47 pm »
My money would be on Saudicastle FC.
A perfect sports-washing vehicle for them

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28290 on: November 11, 2022, 04:00:55 pm »
Would be hilarious if he runs his contract down like Campbell and then turns up at the Emirates holding an Arsenal shirt. The meltdown!

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« Reply #28291 on: November 11, 2022, 04:28:20 pm »
Yea I just don't see him leaving, he will be 30 next summer and prolly be able to surpass Shearer in 3-4 seasons. A record that no one thought would ever be broken he is more than capable of breaking it seems

He might even pass Rooney this season if he doesnt get his usual 2-3 month injury

Nobody besides that annoying Spurs fan who was on here for a while, although I think he guaranteed it would happen and would have been done by now.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28292 on: November 11, 2022, 04:34:07 pm »
Would be hilarious if he runs his contract down like Campbell and then turns up at the Emirates holding an Arsenal shirt. The meltdown!

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« Reply #28293 on: November 11, 2022, 04:46:57 pm »
If he moved from Spurs, you'd think it would be to somebody who would pay shitloads more and/or had a better chance of winning stuff, so seems unlikely he would pick Arsenal.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28294 on: November 11, 2022, 05:02:56 pm »
I don't have to sell my soul... he's already in me.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28295 on: November 11, 2022, 06:18:30 pm »
Iíd take the trophies, no one can take those away, the goal record could be broken by someone else (ha£land)

Haaland leaving in '24 or '25 to replace Benzema at Madrid imo. He has a release clause in his contract for those exact summers when Benzema will most likely retire or leave.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28296 on: November 12, 2022, 04:37:52 pm »
Spent obscene amounts and getting battered every week, how Conte hasnt been sacked yet is beyond me

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28297 on: November 12, 2022, 04:41:32 pm »
Spent obscene amounts and getting battered every week, how Conte hasnt been sacked yet is beyond me

Jammy fuckers how do they keep getting these wins

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28298 on: November 12, 2022, 05:11:56 pm »
Jammy fuckers how do they keep getting these wins
Cos you keep having a pop at them during games, yer jinx..  ;)

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« Reply #28299 on: November 12, 2022, 06:51:47 pm »
Crazy season when this pile of shite are actually third.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28300 on: December 15, 2022, 11:55:32 pm »
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he got a tattoo of himself, or getting a tattoo of himself alongside Real Ronaldo?!



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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28301 on: December 16, 2022, 02:43:16 am »
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he got a tattoo of himself, or getting a tattoo of himself alongside Real Ronaldo?!





Well with Harry Kane you never know... :P
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28302 on: December 16, 2022, 04:37:22 am »
Genuinely think Richarlison is a nice lad, just not the sharpest tool in the box. On and off the field.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28303 on: December 16, 2022, 09:11:58 am »
Only complete knobs get tattoos of themselves. See also Sane, Leroy
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28304 on: December 16, 2022, 09:16:14 am »
Knob on the pitch certainly, but we've learned over the past year or so he's a nice lad off the pitch. If you think he's a knob what do you think of our own Brazilians  ;D I'll take the lad with a shit tattoo of himself over fascist supporters any day of the week.
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28305 on: December 16, 2022, 09:27:04 am »
Only complete knobs get tattoos of themselves. See also Sane, Leroy

I think he has his name as a tattoo on his neck as well if I'm not mistaken
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28306 on: December 16, 2022, 09:35:45 am »
Knob on the pitch certainly, but we've learned over the past year or so he's a nice lad off the pitch. If you think he's a knob what do you think of our own Brazilians  ;D I'll take the lad with a shit tattoo of himself over fascist supporters any day of the week.

Exactly.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28307 on: December 16, 2022, 09:41:11 am »
I think he has his name as a tattoo on his neck as well if I'm not mistaken

Makes sense, just in case he loses his head.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28308 on: December 16, 2022, 10:40:52 am »
Knob on the pitch certainly, but we've learned over the past year or so he's a nice lad off the pitch. If you think he's a knob what do you think of our own Brazilians ;D I'll take the lad with a shit tattoo of himself over fascist supporters any day of the week.
Have they got tattoos of themselves? If so they are knobs, too. It's textbook knobbery
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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28309 on: December 16, 2022, 10:59:36 am »
Have I just seen reds saying they prefer Richarlison over Alisson? :o

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28310 on: December 16, 2022, 11:17:47 am »
I canít tell whatís worse about it. The fact itís his own face at all, or the fact heís put it up there alongside the likes of Neymar and the real Ronaldo  ;D

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« Reply #28311 on: December 16, 2022, 11:45:25 am »
Have I just seen reds saying they prefer Richarlison over Alisson? :o

To have a pint with? Yeah sure, at least he wouldn't be trying to extoll the virtues of Jair Bolsonaro to me.
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« Reply #28312 on: December 16, 2022, 12:09:17 pm »
To have a pint with? Yeah sure, at least he wouldn't be trying to extoll the virtues of Jair Bolsonaro to me.


I doubt Alisson would either.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28313 on: December 16, 2022, 12:12:14 pm »
No hed bang about teh Jesus instead

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28314 on: December 16, 2022, 12:14:27 pm »
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that he got a tattoo of himself, or getting a tattoo of himself alongside Real Ronaldo?!





itís the fact itís such an awfully executed tattoo that makes it funnier. All that money and he gets it done by a tatoo Ďartistí who canít draw likenesses.  Itís so badly done.

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« Reply #28315 on: December 16, 2022, 12:15:01 pm »
No hed bang about teh Jesus instead

Guess you wouldn't want to hang about with Mo either, just in case he'd bang about Allah too?
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« Reply #28316 on: December 16, 2022, 12:21:20 pm »
itís the fact itís such an awfully executed tattoo that makes it funnier. All that money and he gets it done by a tatoo Ďartistí who canít draw likenesses.  Itís so badly done.

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Re: Spurs: fucking useless, managed by a snide little Playmobil haired gimp
« Reply #28317 on: December 16, 2022, 12:25:39 pm »
This thread has taken a bit of a weird turn. Richarlison is a bad dickhead. A bad dickhead who doesn't like LFC and its fan base. A bad dickhead who also has pretty shit tattoos as well.
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« Reply #28318 on: December 16, 2022, 12:29:03 pm »
itís the fact itís such an awfully executed tattoo that makes it funnier. All that money and he gets it done by a tatoo Ďartistí who canít draw likenesses.  Itís so badly done.

Aye, he looks like he's smelling a bad fart
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« Reply #28319 on: December 16, 2022, 12:29:45 pm »
That looks more like 50 Cent than Ronaldo.