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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #400 on: August 19, 2011, 01:31:01 pm »
Do women seriously ask this or is it a myth?

They do ask 'how do I look?' to which there is no correct answer.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #401 on: August 19, 2011, 01:32:12 pm »
They do ask 'how do I look?' to which there is no correct answer.

"Good enough to eat" is always a good response. You have to get the no hesitation into it though.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #402 on: August 19, 2011, 01:33:02 pm »
Do women seriously ask this or is it a myth?
they do,constantly,it's not a myth.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #403 on: August 19, 2011, 01:34:55 pm »
They do ask 'how do I look?' to which there is no correct answer.

I gave up asking that years ago. If I'm not getting attention I'm not gonna go fishing for it, there's no pride in guilting someone out of compliments.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #404 on: August 19, 2011, 01:46:05 pm »
I gave up asking that years ago. If I'm not getting attention I'm not gonna go fishing for it, there's no pride in guilting someone out of compliments.

ya fat fucker.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #405 on: August 19, 2011, 01:49:19 pm »
Finally got bored of chasing lost causes and trying to make things happen that aren't, no need to punish myself anymore. All that can heal you is time with stuff like break-ups etc so going to just let it sort its self out. In the meantime going to go out with the lads for the first time in ages and get drunk without a worry about girls or anything other than what drink to have next.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #406 on: August 19, 2011, 01:53:45 pm »
ya fat fucker.

So long as I can comfort myself with donuts I care not for your put downs Sir.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #407 on: August 19, 2011, 03:03:49 pm »
Has that soft twat from Nottingham topped himself yet?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #408 on: August 19, 2011, 04:25:45 pm »
He isnt going to open up his feelings for the girl on here is he. Within reason. And you women are absolute c*nts for all that fucking crap like " whats up hun? " her reply " nothing " when u fucking know good god damn well that there is summat up but the stupid inbred fucker wont tell you. But if you dont ask the twat how she is or how she is feeling you are a c*nt for not caring enough. You women need a kick in the clout and need to stop being such a bunch of c*nts. Im here all day for advice.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #409 on: August 19, 2011, 05:20:18 pm »
Has that soft twat from Nottingham topped himself yet?

Still waiting to see if someone else will sling one up her this weekend id guess. Whereabouts in Nottingham is she. Just in passing like. Any clubs/pubs she likes? Just asking for a survey im doing in college thats all.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #410 on: August 19, 2011, 06:05:09 pm »
Ive tried that already mate. I already said I was at fault for saying I would be home and wasnt, (even though its bollocks), but that doesnt matter to her. I told her earlier I want to talk about it but she said she's busy. I'm actually at home now and she's up in bed. Dont know if she's worth it or not to be honest. She's fit as fuck, but an absolute bell end.

The fit ones are usually bell ends mate. Think cos they are fit they can do what they want. ignore her back don't act upset maybe even bring another bird home.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #411 on: August 19, 2011, 06:06:31 pm »
The fit ones are usually bell ends mate. Think cos they are fit they can do what they want. ignore her back don't act upset maybe even bring another bird home.

Oh yeah..I'm sure his 5 year old child would really appreciate his/her daddy bringing home another woman....
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #412 on: August 19, 2011, 06:10:29 pm »
Oh yeah..I'm sure his 5 year old child would really appreciate his/her daddy bringing home another woman....

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #413 on: August 19, 2011, 06:11:28 pm »
Do women seriously ask this or is it a myth?

They do say "How do I look"

or

"Does this look OK?"

or even worse

"Which dress looks better this.... or this.."



THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!!
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #414 on: August 19, 2011, 06:12:28 pm »
Poor.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #415 on: August 19, 2011, 06:12:49 pm »
They do say "How do I look"

or

"Does this look OK?"

or even worse

"Which dress looks better this.... or this.."



THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER!!

Why any woman would ask a man which dress looks best is beyond me. What do they know about fashion?  :P

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #416 on: August 19, 2011, 06:15:23 pm »
Why any woman would ask a man which dress looks best is beyond me. What do they know about fashion?  :P



I know fuck all. I used to fall for her games..


"Which dress is best... This one.... Or... This one.."

ER... The Green one.

WHY!!!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BLACK ONE!!!?!

Er....
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #417 on: August 19, 2011, 06:17:05 pm »
I know fuck all. I used to fall for her games..


"Which dress is best... This one.... Or... This one.."

ER... The Green one.

WHY!!!?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BLACK ONE!!!?!

Er....

I learned to be so honest with girls from a young age that they never bothered asking anymore. Yes you look fat, no I don't want to learn tact, why would you care what I think anyway? If you like it you like it, it doesn't matter what I think because I'm not you.

I look ridiculous very regularly and know it and I damn well don't care.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #418 on: August 19, 2011, 06:18:46 pm »
By the way, the way to say you prefer something else is to say you think the cut of it looks classier or more expensive. Nobody doesn't want to look classy and expensive. Except me when I'm feeling particularly contrary.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #419 on: August 19, 2011, 06:25:51 pm »
By the way, the way to say you prefer something else is to say you think the cut of it looks classier or more expensive. Nobody doesn't want to look classy and expensive. Except me when I'm feeling particularly contrary.

So

"Oh. For fucks sake, just put something on - the cabs been here for bloody ten minutes already"

Isn't acceptable?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #420 on: August 19, 2011, 06:27:12 pm »
So

"Oh. For fucks sake, just put something on - the cabs been here for bloody ten minutes already"

Isn't acceptable?

I dunno. I've managed to change on the way down the stairs to get a cab before. I think it's very rude to keep a taxi driver waiting.

But yes I'd find that acceptable personally.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #421 on: August 19, 2011, 07:21:35 pm »
I dunno. I've managed to change on the way down the stairs to get a cab before. I think it's very rude to keep a taxi driver waiting.

But yes I'd find that acceptable personally.

Yea, i guess it dont take long to do make up and to get dressed for you. What do you do, just smash yer face in a tub of marg, slap on some funny coloured crap around your lips, brush your wig with a dog brush, whack on a bit of eau de catshit, jump in a bin bag and hit the town like Pongo the clown on crack and phets?

All women should be in a bin bag at one time in their life. Preferably at the end of their life, in little bits. Either way, Enemy, can you send me a PM with some risque shots of you posing in a garden refuse bag. The green ones though, i do have some class. Ill even let you pay me a £5 for each shot you send. Ill then donate the money to the local offy top shelf and stick your pics in the readers wives section. Ill make ya famous baby ;)
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #422 on: August 19, 2011, 07:57:25 pm »
Enemy / SHF loveins.  :)

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #423 on: August 19, 2011, 08:28:56 pm »
Yea, i guess it dont take long to do make up and to get dressed for you. What do you do, just smash yer face in a tub of marg, slap on some funny coloured crap around your lips, brush your wig with a dog brush, whack on a bit of eau de catshit, jump in a bin bag and hit the town like Pongo the clown on crack and phets?

You missed out downing 1/2 bottle of vodka before stumbling into the taxi with no knickers on.

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All women should be in a bin bag at one time in their life. Preferably at the end of their life, in little bits. Either way, Enemy, can you send me a PM with some risque shots of you posing in a garden refuse bag. The green ones though, i do have some class. Ill even let you pay me a £5 for each shot you send. Ill then donate the money to the local offy top shelf and stick your pics in the readers wives section. Ill make ya famous baby ;)

You'd have to wed me first before I could get into readers wives matey.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #424 on: August 19, 2011, 08:32:14 pm »
X-rated PM incoming.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #425 on: August 19, 2011, 08:49:26 pm »
X-rated PM incoming.

So i see. Very nice. Hold on lads, theres plenty of her to keep us all going. Might need more than one bin bag with this one though. And thats just for the face. Ill bring the flour and you lot can help me roll her in it. Christ and i womder why im single hehehehehehe
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #426 on: August 19, 2011, 08:52:04 pm »
dont know where this topic went from th OP but just want to add my 2p worth it.

I have been in a similar situation with a girl who i would do everything for and she would want more and keep threataning to leave etc etc. eventually i grew some fucking balls and realised i was being made a complete fool and decided to let her walk. it took me 3 years to realise i was being made a fool of and 1 1/2 years to let her walk, but i got there in the end. if she doesnt realise you care about her then let it go, trust me your life will better :D

I honestly thought i would have so many regrets about not fighting for my ex at the end of our 5 year relationship, but i can put my hand on my heart and say i have no regrets whatsoever. be a man, if you have a good heart you will always find someone in life. money and looks come and go, a good heart does not.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #427 on: August 19, 2011, 08:52:42 pm »
You missed out downing 1/2 bottle of vodka before stumbling into the taxi with no knickers on.

You'd have to wed me first before I could get into readers wives matey.
Is that a proposal?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #428 on: August 19, 2011, 08:53:31 pm »
X-rated PM incoming.

Like that Belgian party?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #429 on: August 19, 2011, 09:03:18 pm »
Is that a proposal?

I propose a toast....


To vodka and bin bags!
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #430 on: August 19, 2011, 09:33:48 pm »
Do women seriously ask this or is it a myth?

gospel truth, well every bird i have been with has, this and many more questions like it, your minds are like a rubix cube.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #431 on: August 19, 2011, 10:07:34 pm »
gospel truth, well every bird i have been with has, this and many more questions like it, your minds are like a rubix cube.
Many women are daft then.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #432 on: August 19, 2011, 10:09:15 pm »
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #433 on: August 19, 2011, 10:20:37 pm »
Poor.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #434 on: August 19, 2011, 11:06:14 pm »
Has Nottingham abandoned this thread to the crows?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #435 on: August 20, 2011, 01:35:35 am »
Came in to see if there was any advice and I have been in fucking wrinkles for the last page and a half.
Cheers Enemy and SHF

You are a c*nt. You could also be the outside of my sausage roll if ya like ya feministic fucktard.

Im having this mate. Ta

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #436 on: August 20, 2011, 01:36:30 am »
Bit harsh on Enemy, she's always been like that dude.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #437 on: August 20, 2011, 01:39:26 am »
I wasnt calling Enemy a c*nt. I was answering her post from the last page
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #438 on: August 20, 2011, 01:39:51 am »
It's okay, you're among friends.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #439 on: August 20, 2011, 09:31:02 am »
I wasnt calling Enemy a c*nt. I was answering her post from the last page

Fantastic grammar on your part.  ;D
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