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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2200 on: March 14, 2012, 04:50:58 pm »
macca doesn;t wear underwear. Those were mine.
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I thought so when it read size 52 waist.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2201 on: March 14, 2012, 04:56:40 pm »
;D

I thought so when it read size 52 waist.
Oh no, the other bigger ones. The 52s are ACHP's.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2202 on: March 14, 2012, 05:02:12 pm »
Oh no, the other bigger ones. The 52s are ACHP's.

52 inches fuck yeah.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2203 on: March 14, 2012, 05:04:50 pm »
52 inches fuck yeah.

Atleast we know how much you can take now.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2204 on: March 14, 2012, 05:06:03 pm »
Atleast we know how much you can take now.

/to much info.
He gets shagged by elephants?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2205 on: March 14, 2012, 05:06:51 pm »
macca doesn;t wear underwear. Those were mine.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2206 on: March 14, 2012, 05:07:52 pm »
*raises eyebrow at the fact that Macca doesn't wear underwear*
They havent made any that can take the job on.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2207 on: March 14, 2012, 05:08:46 pm »
He gets shagged by elephants?

Rebecca the elephant pushed her trunk and shoved it up Pauls arse crack, off he went with a...

You can make up the rest.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2208 on: March 14, 2012, 05:17:07 pm »
Rebecca the elephant pushed her trunk and shoved it up Pauls arse crack, off he went with a...

You can make up the rest.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2209 on: March 14, 2012, 05:19:38 pm »

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2210 on: March 14, 2012, 05:21:25 pm »
They havent made any that can take the job on.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2211 on: March 14, 2012, 05:36:04 pm »
He gets shagged by elephants?

Worse than that. They finger him first.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2212 on: March 14, 2012, 05:36:41 pm »
you all need sectioning.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2213 on: March 14, 2012, 05:40:32 pm »
Worse than that. They finger him first.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha :lmao
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2214 on: March 14, 2012, 05:49:41 pm »
Sick fuckers.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2215 on: March 14, 2012, 06:23:26 pm »
you all need sectioning.
Us? You are the one getting finger banged by elephants and doing unspeakable things with their trunks, god alone knows what you get up to with the tusks.

You immoral ivory fiddler, you, its because of people like you elephants are endangered, all to satisfy your sick and twisted perversions, you sir make me sick.

I bet you wank pandas off an all you freak!
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2216 on: March 14, 2012, 06:35:50 pm »
whats wrong with wanking panda's
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2217 on: March 14, 2012, 06:38:51 pm »
whats wrong with wanking panda's

The Wan King Panda is one of the rarest breed of panda, don't you be contamination their gene pool.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2218 on: March 14, 2012, 06:39:41 pm »
whats wrong with wanking panda's
Means they arent up for it with other pandas and so they arent reproducing, you species exterminating chicken fiddler!
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2219 on: March 14, 2012, 06:43:56 pm »
i have never wanked a chicken.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2220 on: March 14, 2012, 06:44:04 pm »
George Orwell would be turning in his grave at this depravation of his beloved animals. Then again, he'd probably have second thoughts about turning in his grave in case Paul or J bummed him with an elephant tusk or a rhino's horn.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2221 on: March 14, 2012, 06:47:07 pm »
George Orwell would be turning in his grave at this depravation of his beloved animals. Then again, he'd probably have second thoughts about turning in his grave in case Paul or J bummed him with an elephant tusk or a rhino's horn.

to be fair, my manhood has been compared to an elephant trunk on several occasions.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2222 on: March 14, 2012, 06:48:38 pm »
to be fair, my manhood has been compared to an elephant trunk on several occasions.

Presumably after the poachers have got involved?

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2223 on: March 14, 2012, 06:49:29 pm »
Presumably after the poachers have got involved?

you also have been added to the "must be sectioned" list, along with macca.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2224 on: March 14, 2012, 06:50:54 pm »
you also have been added to the "must be sectioned" list, along with macca.

Praise indeed.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2225 on: March 14, 2012, 07:02:19 pm »
to be fair, my manhood has been compared to an elephant trunk on several occasions.
As in - this is an elephants trunk, doesnt it look massive next to this tiny cock?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2226 on: March 14, 2012, 07:03:13 pm »
to be fair, my manhood has been compared to an elephant trunk on several occasions.
Sadly for you, this was the elephant.


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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2227 on: March 14, 2012, 07:04:15 pm »
knew you'd get involved brian,

your all just jealous of my length.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2228 on: March 14, 2012, 07:07:15 pm »
knew you'd get involved brian,

your all just jealous of my length.
It does get tiring having women weep all the time as I enter.

(there, wide open for you)

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2229 on: March 14, 2012, 07:35:34 pm »
madness.  ;D
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Re: Relationship troubles
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2231 on: March 14, 2012, 07:38:44 pm »
It does get tiring having women weep all the time as I enter.

(there, wide open for you)
Ear plugs and a sack over their heads stops them knowing you have entered the room.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2232 on: March 14, 2012, 07:54:21 pm »
to be fair, my manhood has been compared to an elephant trunk on several occasions.

Do you mean it grabs buns and shoves them up your arse?  You must be a sensation in Sayers.
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I can only be nice to one person a day.  Today is not your day.  Tomorrow doesn't look too good either.
I tried being reasonable.  I didn't like it.  Old enough to know better.  Young enough not to give a fuck.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2233 on: March 14, 2012, 08:01:00 pm »
Do you mean it grabs buns and shoves them up your arse?  You must be a sensation in Sayers.

another one for my "to be sectioned list", few of you on there now.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2234 on: March 14, 2012, 08:03:21 pm »
Ear plugs and a sack over their heads stops them knowing you have entered the room.

What happens if it's a gang bang? Does an electronic American voice say "Player 2 has entered the room" Shaun Of The Dead" style?
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2235 on: March 14, 2012, 08:10:33 pm »
another one for my "to be sectioned list", few of you on there now.
And you're at the top.

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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2236 on: March 14, 2012, 08:13:19 pm »
And you're at the top.

i need shooting, not sectioning.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2237 on: March 14, 2012, 08:13:28 pm »
What happens if it's a gang bang? Does an electronic American voice say "Player 2 has entered the room" Shaun Of The Dead" style?
No, the only sound that should be heard is the slippery slop of lube being applied and primal animalistic grunting.

But it doesnt really matter because of the ear plugs and sack.
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Re: Relationship troubles
« Reply #2238 on: March 15, 2012, 04:49:36 pm »
wtf?
No wonder people have relationship troubles looking at most of the shite in here..
Yep.