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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4120 on: December 6, 2020, 09:09:33 pm »
So damn good.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4121 on: December 6, 2020, 09:10:50 pm »
Honestly, should be in with a shout for POTY if he keeps up this form.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4122 on: December 6, 2020, 09:14:26 pm »
A god. No idea how he keeps going, but he does.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4123 on: December 6, 2020, 09:14:58 pm »
A god. No idea how he keeps going, but he does.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4124 on: December 6, 2020, 09:15:04 pm »
Where does he get his energy from?!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4125 on: December 6, 2020, 09:16:03 pm »
He just never stop running, does he? Imperial performance going both ways

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4126 on: December 6, 2020, 09:16:40 pm »
Never has a bad game
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4127 on: December 6, 2020, 09:17:14 pm »
Where does he get his energy from?!
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4128 on: December 6, 2020, 09:19:30 pm »
Where does he get his energy from?!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4129 on: December 6, 2020, 09:20:02 pm »
Best LB on the planet, no one comes close.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4130 on: December 6, 2020, 09:31:32 pm »
I'm going to take a nap. I'm tired of watching him...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4131 on: December 6, 2020, 10:13:28 pm »
Ridiculous tonight. Really hope Kostas gets his ass in gear soon to give him a few breaks.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4132 on: December 6, 2020, 10:18:19 pm »
no midweek for him!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4133 on: December 6, 2020, 10:31:50 pm »
He’s somehow went up another level this season, and I think we’re all going to be having a serious conversation about him being the best left-back in our history once he’s done here.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4134 on: December 7, 2020, 10:34:00 pm »
Love these. ;D



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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4135 on: December 8, 2020, 12:47:14 am »
This guy is just absurd. Consistently putting 9/10 perfomances, with a 10/10 not rare for him. Just absurd.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4136 on: December 8, 2020, 09:52:06 am »
This guy is just absurd. Consistently putting 9/10 perfomances, with a 10/10 not rare for him. Just absurd.

I just came here to say this, I just watched a youtube compilation and he's genuinely incredible.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4137 on: December 8, 2020, 04:04:11 pm »
Love these. ;D





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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4138 on: December 10, 2020, 08:54:36 pm »
He got a question from Roberto Carlos on TikTok and he answered it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/kajnpn/robbo_gets_a_question_from_the_legend_roberto/
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4139 on: December 10, 2020, 10:18:01 pm »
He got a question from Roberto Carlos on TikTok and he answered it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/kajnpn/robbo_gets_a_question_from_the_legend_roberto/
Just imagine how it feels to have a TikTok chat with the best left back in the world. Lucky boy, that Roberto Carlos
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4140 on: December 16, 2020, 10:55:31 pm »
Just incredible.

But imagine how much better he would have been tonight if he had sacked off Wingmen.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4141 on: December 16, 2020, 11:43:34 pm »
Just incredible.

But imagine how much better he would have been tonight if he had sacked off Wingmen.
Yup, by far and away the best LB in the world.

What do you mean about the Wingmen bit?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4142 on: December 16, 2020, 11:46:42 pm »
Yup, by far and away the best LB in the world.

What do you mean about the Wingmen bit?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4143 on: December 17, 2020, 12:29:34 am »
Keep the lid tightly on that can of worms, please...  ;D

People can't seriously have a problem with the Wingmen series can they? It's fucking quality stuff that.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4144 on: December 17, 2020, 01:01:23 am »
People can't seriously have a problem with the Wingmen series can they? It's fucking quality stuff that.
Some apparently do. But we have better things to talk about now. ;)
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4145 on: December 17, 2020, 07:28:13 am »
Excellent last night was Robbo
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4146 on: December 17, 2020, 12:09:24 pm »
People can't seriously have a problem with the Wingmen series can they? It's fucking quality stuff that.

Someone had a go at Trent in his thread about him needing to concentrate on football more :lmao

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4147 on: December 17, 2020, 12:34:16 pm »
Simply untouchable in his position, no one else comes close!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4148 on: December 17, 2020, 03:18:11 pm »
Someone had a go at Trent in his thread about him needing to concentrate on football more :lmao
Just want to make it clear that it was NOT me (of Trent's red cell phone fame). But to be fair I think the person who posted that was being "tongue in cheek" as the saying goes.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4149 on: December 19, 2020, 02:01:23 pm »
I know it'll get lost in all the post-match stuff cos they've all played so well, but it really is ridiculous how good Robbo is. He's everywhere, never gets tired and had the best delivery from his left foot than any player since Barnes. We should bring Hull another £20million or so because that transfer is ludicrous. I love him so much.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4150 on: December 19, 2020, 02:20:08 pm »
I haven’t seen a better left back in my lifetime, sometimes I don’t think we appreciate how truly great our players are, we have a number of players who may go down in all time xi lists when all said and done, particularly at the back.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4151 on: December 19, 2020, 02:24:39 pm »
Our player of the season so far?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4152 on: December 19, 2020, 02:30:12 pm »
He was superb again. Go and put your feet up

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4153 on: December 19, 2020, 02:36:21 pm »
Since August 2018, no player has more Premier League assists than Andy Robertson (28, level with Kevin De Bruyne).

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4154 on: December 19, 2020, 02:47:50 pm »
He's a monster!

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4155 on: December 19, 2020, 02:50:53 pm »
Just fucking Robertson...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4156 on: December 19, 2020, 02:54:23 pm »
Since August 2018, no player has more Premier League assists than Andy Robertson (28, level with Kevin De Bruyne).

Robbo/TAA assists aren't the same as they're just kicks into the box, rather than defence-splitting, slide-rule passes by KDB (According to our Man City following family friend).

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4157 on: December 19, 2020, 02:56:24 pm »
Robbo/TAA assists aren't the same as they're just kicks into the box, rather than defence-splitting, slide-rule passes by KDB (According to our Man City following family friend).

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4158 on: December 19, 2020, 02:59:12 pm »
didn't stop all game - human dynamo that lad

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #4159 on: December 19, 2020, 03:11:29 pm »
Such a reliable player on both sides of the ball, that assist tonight was top notch. Hopefully we can give him the odd spell in routs whilst Tsimikas is down because he’s probably our most important player after Fabinho right now.