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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2022, 03:54:33 pm »
Scott Parker wears a cardigan that has 4 stripes on the left arm…

Liverpool have scored 5 goals


Doesn’t matter that it’s only Bournemouth this is the Premier League where anyone can beat anyone…

Second half give Carvalho and Milner a run out…

Salah needs to score a couple… Get that goal difference up in the second half
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #81 on: August 27, 2022, 03:54:40 pm »
If we'd finished our chances before their first chance I think we'd have had a comfortable win against Palace as well

Yeah Palace was more about missed opportunities than being actual garbage

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #82 on: August 27, 2022, 03:54:44 pm »
That defending from them for Bobby's goal was just shocking.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #83 on: August 27, 2022, 03:54:47 pm »
I'm not certain I've seen many sides play at that tempo and play 1 or 2 touch for 45 minutes like that before? Literally everything was 1 or 2 touch.
Bournemouth are putting a shift in too, it's not like they've come here to surrender.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #84 on: August 27, 2022, 03:55:09 pm »
Hope Palace hold on

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #85 on: August 27, 2022, 03:55:21 pm »
Can we play these every week? Been the perfect side to play against to finally get our season going. The difference an early goal makes to the team. Can't remember the last time we scored so early in the first half.

I love the fact we've kept the intensity up all game. Even at the end we were pressing them on the 45th minute

I can see Salah trying his hardest to get in on the act now in the second half.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #86 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:01 pm »
Tired of this shi... Oops, sorry, wrong match.

Who cares this is only Bournemouth, this is breath-taking from the lads. Seriously quality goals, great pressing & intensity. Wonderful.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #87 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:06 pm »
Scott Parker wears a cardigan that has 4 stripes on the left arm…

Liverpool have scored 5 goals


Doesn’t matter that it’s only Bournemouth this is the Premier League where anyone can beat anyone…

Second half give Carvalho and Milner a run out…

Salah needs to score a couple… Get that goal difference up in the second half

Id be looking at getting Sepp and the young CM on lets see what they can do

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #88 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:33 pm »
Yeah Palace was more about missed opportunities than being actual garbage

One injury too many as well with Phillip's having to start against Zaha.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #89 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:37 pm »
Pretty confident of holding on for the 3 points here, but not counting my chickens just yet. Wait until the 75 minute mark I reckon.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #90 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:45 pm »
Hate it when these teams concede early and then just collapse against Man City. Oh wait...
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #91 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:47 pm »
We just need to get Mo a goal now and we are off and running.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #92 on: August 27, 2022, 03:56:51 pm »
Henderson and Fabinho together on midfield might be a bit short on creativity, but they give you a really solid base to work on, which is something we desperately needed. One of the most puzzling things for me this season has been Klopp's insistence on playing Milner and Elliot together, which left us so incredibly open and vulnerable through midfield and only playing one of Fab and Hendo at the time.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #93 on: August 27, 2022, 03:57:30 pm »
That defending from them for Bobby's goal was just shocking.

looks like miscommunication between the keeper and CB. when you are 3 goals down in the first half, you tend to doubt everything.


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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #94 on: August 27, 2022, 03:58:00 pm »
In the, albeit slightly modified, words of our former manager... it's the new midfielder we've brought in :)

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #95 on: August 27, 2022, 03:58:07 pm »
Loved the way Trent had just made a complete fuck-up, then the ball broke back to him so he scored.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #96 on: August 27, 2022, 03:58:20 pm »
Has Bobby Firminho got 1 goal and 3 THREE assists
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #97 on: August 27, 2022, 03:58:30 pm »
Some really nice finishes for our goals which is great to see, considering the lack of conviction we’d shown in front of goal up to now.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #98 on: August 27, 2022, 03:58:52 pm »
Normal service resumed.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #99 on: August 27, 2022, 03:59:08 pm »
I want 3 more at least just for brave scotty scott scotts cardie
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #100 on: August 27, 2022, 03:59:16 pm »
Very niiiiiice.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #101 on: August 27, 2022, 03:59:18 pm »
Has Bobby Firminho got 1 goal and 3 THREE assists

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #102 on: August 27, 2022, 03:59:44 pm »
Bobby with 3 assists and 1 goal  :lickin

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #103 on: August 27, 2022, 03:59:55 pm »
Just home.
About to put the game on.
Assume our slump to the championship is continuing.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #104 on: August 27, 2022, 04:00:00 pm »
I predicted 4-0 in the pre match thread

I'd just like to humbly apologise for underestimating our boys
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #105 on: August 27, 2022, 04:00:00 pm »
Hate it when these teams concede early and then just collapse against Man City. Oh wait...

These collapsed vs Arsenal.  ::)

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #106 on: August 27, 2022, 04:00:04 pm »
Great half of football, shame we didn't save a few goals for Utd but that's how it goes. Can't remember the last time we scored multiple goals and Mo wasn't on the scoresheet. Surely he puts that right in the 2nd half!
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #107 on: August 27, 2022, 04:00:46 pm »
Haven't bothered with a HT thread for about two seasons. It's a good day to look in again. C'mon Mo

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #108 on: August 27, 2022, 04:01:29 pm »
Pretty confident of holding on for the 3 points here, but not counting my chickens just yet. Wait until the 75 minute mark I reckon.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #109 on: August 27, 2022, 04:02:32 pm »
If Elliott is injured I’ll scream.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #110 on: August 27, 2022, 04:02:46 pm »
What a relief this performance has been.


Would be an interesting half time talk for Klopp and it was great to see him so calm on the sidelines.


No injuries in the second 45 please.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #111 on: August 27, 2022, 04:03:13 pm »
Adam Smith got withdrawn for Bournemouth. What a shame.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #112 on: August 27, 2022, 04:03:19 pm »
Right let’s get a look at Bajetic for Henderson or Fab. Those 2 need to play as few minutes as possible right now.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #113 on: August 27, 2022, 04:03:43 pm »
Fabio for Harvey
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #114 on: August 27, 2022, 04:03:58 pm »
Now let's go on a 20-match winning streak in the PL please.
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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #115 on: August 27, 2022, 04:04:00 pm »
What a difference a game makes eh. Same again second half please. Let's bump up that goal difference already!

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #116 on: August 27, 2022, 04:04:46 pm »
Not a bad start to the second half.

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Re: Half time: Liverpool 5-0 Bournemouth
« Reply #117 on: August 27, 2022, 04:05:10 pm »
Well played The Reds, we need to lock it down second half and save a few goals for our next rainy day. :D