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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #680 on: June 8, 2022, 02:31:28 pm »
Can somebody tell me what the queen works hard at doing please? That's all I hear when people defend her "but she works hard".
In her defence the bar of "productivity" should be maybe lowered a bit as she should have retired over 35 years ago  ;D

The occasions I flick through the channels and come across the ceremonies she attends I have great sympathy for her.  Don't get me wrong, there's worse ways to be a millionaire, but I couldn't spend my timing watching pillocks trot around on horses for the 10,000th time or the myriad of dreadful jamboree acts she has to smile through every year.

Charles has a tough act to swallow when it comes to boredom threshold and fixing a sincere smile upon one's face.

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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #681 on: June 8, 2022, 03:51:27 pm »
Sweet Caroline being repeated thousands of times seems to be the popular choice for a new anthem.....and it's shite as well.

Look no further than the Sex Pistols back catalogue for some juicy picks
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #682 on: June 8, 2022, 08:53:16 pm »
In her defence the bar of "productivity" should be maybe lowered a bit as she should have retired over 35 years ago  ;D

The occasions I flick through the channels and come across the ceremonies she attends I have great sympathy for her.  Don't get me wrong, there's worse ways to be a millionaire, but I couldn't spend my timing watching pillocks trot around on horses for the 10,000th time or the myriad of dreadful jamboree acts she has to smile through every year.

Charles has a tough act to swallow when it comes to boredom threshold and fixing a sincere smile upon one's face.

He did OK in Eastenders, so maybe a career in soaps would be a better option and let William be King instead?

Billy Connolly on the National Anthem

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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #683 on: June 9, 2022, 08:59:10 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #684 on: June 9, 2022, 09:08:12 pm »
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #685 on: June 9, 2022, 09:16:35 pm »

Is he wearing... double denim?

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William always seems like a nice guy though…
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #686 on: June 9, 2022, 09:19:45 pm »
Man who is paid a fortune by the state to do fuck all sets aside a few hours from his luxurious lifestyle to do some good work that thousands of people across the country are doing, and gets some nice press coverage for it for good measure.

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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #687 on: June 9, 2022, 09:19:45 pm »

William always seems like a nice guy though…


He does.

(wouldn't stop me having a fling with his missus if she was up for it, mind)
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #688 on: June 9, 2022, 09:25:44 pm »

He does.

(wouldn't stop me having a fling with his missus if she was up for it, mind)
I'm sure she would be - she's only human.
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #689 on: June 9, 2022, 09:36:05 pm »
I'm sure she would be - she's only human.

Ah, mate.. thanks for the gee-up. But truth is, I'm not the muffin I once was. The lockdown dough is proving stubborn.

I'd have to woo her more intensely with detailed explanations of why left-wing economics is more beneficial to society. And teach her how to read weather maps.

Putty in my hands.

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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #690 on: June 9, 2022, 09:48:12 pm »
Ah, mate.. thanks for the gee-up. But truth is, I'm not the muffin I once was. The lockdown dough is proving stubborn.
Same. But I don't know if it is lockdown, advancing years, or pure laziness. I suspect all three.
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I'd have to woo her more intensely with detailed explanations of why left-wing economics is more beneficial to society. And teach her how to read weather maps.

Putty in my hands.


I sense a fellow traveller - killer line in chat there mate. She does not stand a chance.
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #691 on: June 9, 2022, 09:57:10 pm »
Thought this was pretty good…

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-61747092
But that fella who refers to him as 'the People's Prince'. :duh
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #693 on: June 9, 2022, 10:31:02 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #694 on: June 10, 2022, 12:10:25 am »
Yeah it’s very hard not to be cynical of that (or anything they do) with the PR machine in desperation overdrive the past couple years.

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Re: Harry and Megan Appreciation Thread!
« Reply #695 on: June 15, 2022, 07:17:27 pm »
Yeah it’s very hard not to be cynical of that (or anything they do) with the PR machine in desperation overdrive the past couple years.

Will turned up at the Grenfell memorial service (because an event symbolic of the elite's disregard for the poor/minorities is a great occasion for a PR stunt by a future King) and was with the England women's team today. Expecting him to turn up on Celebrity Gogglebox to round off the week.