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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #120 on: September 22, 2021, 06:25:47 pm »
James bastard Vince



Of all the pricks on all the world. I’d forgotten about that abandoned game at Yorkshire from earlier this season. Those extra points would have come in handy now too.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #121 on: September 22, 2021, 08:05:54 pm »
It's on the Lancashire cricket website or here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWt0oNeRWuM

Yeah I've watched loads of County Cricket this season, its been great. Each club seems to have their own You Tube Channel and all of the games seem to be live now.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #122 on: September 23, 2021, 08:53:21 am »
Is there an 'as it stands' table for Division 1? Struggling to work out how the bonus points have affected things.
BBC live text has been quite useful for keeping up with things and explaining what's going on.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #123 on: September 23, 2021, 11:53:57 am »
196 for Lance to win and be guaranteed top 2. It would win them the title of Somerset can avoid defeat at Warwickshire.

Tom Bailey finished with 7/37.

They’ve just gone off for bad light but so much time in the game. Will be tough, needs to be the highest innings of the match but they’ve given themselves a chance.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #124 on: September 23, 2021, 12:24:31 pm »
196 for Lance to win and be guaranteed top 2. It would win them the title of Somerset can avoid defeat at Warwickshire.

Tom Bailey finished with 7/37.

They’ve just gone off for bad light but so much time in the game. Will be tough, needs to be the highest innings of the match but they’ve given themselves a chance.

Decent start, 17-0 but Davies dropped already.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #125 on: September 23, 2021, 01:20:41 pm »
Adam Lyth ending the season as he began it with a century. Most helpful to Lancashire - sorry, the "Lancashire gobshites" as we're apparently meant to say.   ;D
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #126 on: September 23, 2021, 01:22:36 pm »
Adam Lyth ending the season as he began it with a century. Most helpful to Lancashire - sorry, the "Lancashire gobshites" as we're apparently meant to say.   ;D


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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #127 on: September 23, 2021, 01:26:44 pm »
Warwickshire didn’t get the last bonus bowling point v Somerset.

Means Hampshire will win County Championship if they beat Lancs.

If Lancs win they’ll have to hope Warks don’t beat Somerset
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #128 on: September 23, 2021, 01:36:10 pm »
Warwickshire didn’t get the last bonus bowling point v Somerset.

Means Hampshire will win County Championship if they beat Lancs.

If Lancs win they’ll have to hope Warks don’t beat Somerset

Somerset have batted well by their recent standards. Whatever happens from here Warwickshire will need to bat into tomorrow to set a target so there’s a reasonable chance they don’t win the game, or even lose it by setting a generous declaration.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #129 on: September 23, 2021, 01:38:11 pm »
Afternoon all. Well this is exciting, isn't it?

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #130 on: September 23, 2021, 01:47:52 pm »
James bastard Vince



Just had one go past him. Unluckeee.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #131 on: September 23, 2021, 01:49:28 pm »
Both openers gone in quick succession. Eurgh.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #132 on: September 23, 2021, 01:51:22 pm »
jaysus. pressure on now
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #133 on: September 23, 2021, 02:46:33 pm »
jaysus. pressure on now


115 runs with 8 wickets left.

In a nothing-on-the-line-no-pressure game, you'd expect them to stroll that, but....

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #134 on: September 23, 2021, 03:07:34 pm »

115 runs with 8 wickets left.

In a nothing-on-the-line-no-pressure game, you'd expect them to stroll that, but....



just aim to get to tea without further damage. Then take the light if needs be later.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #135 on: September 23, 2021, 03:09:07 pm »
3 Wickets down and 84 to win.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #136 on: September 23, 2021, 03:31:21 pm »
3 Wickets down and 84 to win.

4 down and 78. Tea.

Every time we've begun to look comfortable, we lose a wicket or two.



I see those admirable Yorkshire chaps are putting up a fight (not that Notts can catch whoever wins in Lancs & Hants)
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #137 on: September 23, 2021, 03:39:21 pm »
4 down and 78. Tea.

Every time we've begun to look comfortable, we lose a wicket or two.



I see those admirable Yorkshire chaps are putting up a fight (not that Notts can catch whoever wins in Lancs & Hants)

Nerve wracking isn't it? But great to watch, it feels like a wicket could go with every delivery!
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #138 on: September 23, 2021, 03:45:51 pm »
4 down? I was on a call with the steam on YouTube and saw it was 3 down, then I looked again and it was Tea. Who’s out?

Bailey has been our best batter in recent weeks, hopefully he can see us home from down the order!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #139 on: September 23, 2021, 03:50:06 pm »
4 down? I was on a call with the steam on YouTube and saw it was 3 down, then I looked again and it was Tea. Who’s out?

Bailey has been our best batter in recent weeks, hopefully he can see us home from down the order!

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Wells gone, shame as he was playing well. Very strange watching it on You Tube as there is a big delay on the scorecard updates.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #140 on: September 23, 2021, 03:51:21 pm »
Pretty tense, eh?
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #141 on: September 23, 2021, 04:02:23 pm »
52 now required.

Looks like Vilas in anchoring, with Croft going after the bowlers.

Good tactics.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #142 on: September 23, 2021, 04:04:35 pm »
52 now required.

Looks like Vilas in anchoring, with Croft going after the bowlers.

Good tactics.

At work so cannot watch it.     Keeping my eye on the live score though

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #143 on: September 23, 2021, 04:10:04 pm »
Getting to that tricky stage now for Hampshire, keep attacking or put the pressure on by stopping the runs?
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #144 on: September 23, 2021, 04:11:02 pm »
Croft gone - big wicket.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #145 on: September 23, 2021, 04:12:23 pm »
5 down. How are your nerves?

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #146 on: September 23, 2021, 04:15:04 pm »
Incredibly tense! Should win from here but every time it looks like Lancs are on course they lose a wicket or two.

The weird thing is this could al be an anti climax if Lancs win and then Warwickshire win tomorrow.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #147 on: September 23, 2021, 04:21:48 pm »
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #148 on: September 23, 2021, 04:22:59 pm »
That Hampshire commentator keeps crying in the wickets. He should be on RAWK with mockers this good.

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #149 on: September 23, 2021, 04:23:50 pm »
Edge of seat- and i'm only following on live updates..
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #150 on: September 23, 2021, 04:30:38 pm »
Incredibly tense! Should win from here but every time it looks like Lancs are on course they lose a wicket or two.

The weird thing is this could al be an anti climax if Lancs win and then Warwickshire win tomorrow.


Warwickshire going for it. They're 51/0 off 13.

Sibley has a run rate of 62. He'll surely be getting a nosebleed soon if he keeps that up.

Seems a benign pitch there, so you'd hope Somerset could see out a couple of sessions. Depends on whether Warwickshire gamble with a tempting target - go too big and Somerset will just dig in. Too small, and they risk losing and finishing 4th (and missing out on the Willis Trophy game)
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #151 on: September 23, 2021, 04:32:20 pm »

Warwickshire going for it. They're 51/0 off 13.

Sibley has a run rate of 62. He'll surely be getting a nosebleed soon if he keeps that up.

Seems a benign pitch there, so you'd hope Somerset could see out a couple of sessions. Depends on whether Warwickshire gamble with a tempting target - go too big and Somerset will just dig in. Too small, and they risk losing and finishing 4th (and missing out on the Willis Trophy game)

Tricky balance but you think they’ll gamble in the win. Woakes is playing so they’ll fancy it, Somerset don’t have anything to play for.

Will be a weird one if Lancs get home here. Won’t be able to celebrate fully, will all be a bit United at the Stadium of Light in 2012, but with an overnight stay!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #152 on: September 23, 2021, 04:33:34 pm »
This is Lancashire's. Congrats.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #153 on: September 23, 2021, 04:36:17 pm »
This is Lancashire's. Congrats.

Don't congrats them yet, they've got to win the final first!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #154 on: September 23, 2021, 04:39:59 pm »
Don't congrats them yet, they've got to win the final first!

That’s not the main event is it? End of season Charity Shield. :D

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #155 on: September 23, 2021, 04:48:06 pm »

Warwickshire going for it. They're 51/0 off 13.

Sibley has a run rate of 62. He'll surely be getting a nosebleed soon if he keeps that up.

Seems a benign pitch there, so you'd hope Somerset could see out a couple of sessions. Depends on whether Warwickshire gamble with a tempting target - go too big and Somerset will just dig in. Too small, and they risk losing and finishing 4th (and missing out on the Willis Trophy game)

Just seen the score, didn't realise Somerset had scored 389. That's hopefully a good sign as their batting has been awful and I assumed that they would get skittled.
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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #156 on: September 23, 2021, 04:48:09 pm »
Surprised Lance didn't send Bailey out instead of Lamb. Bash a quick 20 to put us on the verge if victory. Still some dangerous balls coming through, and if both Vilas and Lamb get out with 15-20 still needed...
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« Reply #157 on: September 23, 2021, 04:49:05 pm »
Don't congrats them yet, they've got to win the final first!

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Re: County Championship 2021
« Reply #158 on: September 23, 2021, 04:50:54 pm »
SIX down now.
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« Reply #159 on: September 23, 2021, 05:04:23 pm »
SIX down now.
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