Email from LFC
"apologies for the delay in sending the ballot results; Lexie, whose in charge of pressing the send button, has went out for her dinner and is meeting a lad at The Slug & Lettuce who she got off with in town on Saturday, anyway shes got there and forgot her lipliner so she's DM'd her mate Paige from the 'email writing' dept and asked her to bring it round sharpish cause shes sat in the kazi and wont let this lad see her
Both girls should be back at their desks very soon and can then press the send button to the email which has been written since 10.05 this morning"