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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2017, 09:10:51 pm »
Quote from: KillieRed on April 10, 2017, 10:40:17 am
Or lob it into your neighbours bin...
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2017, 11:20:03 pm »
some little kid has been missing Tiddles for the last few months, the rspca or even a local vets would scan it and know in minutes who it had belonged to if it was chipped. They would also think you were a nice person if you asked them to do this for you in order to put some cat lovers mind at rest.
You hear tales of the cat being lost for ten years and then being found by scanning, lots of pet owners hold onto that shit in hope for years, you could stop that anxiety. Actually the vet would ring them not you.
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2017, 11:32:57 pm »
Quote from: Lfsea on April 10, 2017, 03:02:38 pm
To be fair I don't think they'd want to know their cat had been deep fat fried.

Haha :D
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #43 on: April 11, 2017, 06:35:17 pm »
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #44 on: April 11, 2017, 06:39:19 pm »
I've just been reminded of this brilliant cartoon which I first saw in Canada..

Watch this, it's brilliant.

https://youtu.be/oW9f04Dctz4
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #45 on: April 11, 2017, 06:44:17 pm »
Alternatively read Pet Semetary
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #46 on: April 11, 2017, 09:53:34 pm »
Some c*nts on here.  ;D

Am I allowed to say that?

Does it have a collar?  It might be microchipped - if it's someone's pet you've got to try to let them know.  As others have said, call RSPCA or even a local vet for advice.  It's the nice thing to do.

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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #47 on: April 11, 2017, 11:16:28 pm »
Bury it then say a little prayer.      :)
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #48 on: April 12, 2017, 03:15:16 am »
Bin.
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #49 on: April 12, 2017, 07:51:46 am »
Could you throw it like a discus into someone elses garden?
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #50 on: April 12, 2017, 11:41:16 am »
Quote from: less grotesquely offensive? on April 10, 2017, 02:58:00 pm
What do you think I fucking am!!!

(Actually, don't answer that!)

So chopping it up to stick in the bin isn't OK, but making a drone out of it is?  ;)
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #51 on: April 12, 2017, 12:42:49 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on April 12, 2017, 11:41:16 am
So chopping it up to stick in the bin isn't OK, but making a drone out of it is?  ;)

I'm not chopping up any cat!!!


It's fucking rigid, you could probably hammer nails in with it.

Anyway, Battersea dogs/cats home is just round the corner and have said they will pick it up. 

Note to anyone driving past my house, the black plastic bag next to my bin probably isn't worth nicking.
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2017, 12:51:04 pm »
Quote from: only5times on April 10, 2017, 09:38:19 am
That has to be the worst pet name ever.

This post deserved far more recognition than it got! ;D
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #53 on: April 12, 2017, 01:02:52 pm »
Quote from: less grotesquely offensive? on April 12, 2017, 12:42:49 pm
I'm not chopping up any cat!!!


It's fucking rigid, you could probably hammer nails in with it.

Anyway, Battersea dogs/cats home is just round the corner and have said they will pick it up. 

Note to anyone driving past my house, the black plastic bag next to my bin probably isn't worth nicking.

Should have made a drone out of it then if its solid  ;D
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Re: What do I do with a dead cat. Can I stick it in the bin?
« Reply #54 on: April 12, 2017, 01:25:20 pm »
Quote from: less grotesquely offensive? on April 12, 2017, 12:42:49 pm


It's fucking rigid, you could probably hammer nails in with it.



It helps if it's rigid when fucking.
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