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85 Already Richarlison throwing himself to the floor under pressure from Konate. VAR check for a penalty as Jones is replaced by Milner. No penalty
Could have been given that. It wouldn’t be completely absurd


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Could have been given that. It wouldn’t be completely absurd
Agree
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Could have been given that. It wouldn’t be completely absurd

I thought that as well, it amazes me how defenders get away with it.
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I thought that as well, it amazes me how defenders get away with it.
But then there was far worse pulling on Mo and that wasn’t given so…..
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90 Perisic down the wing but Fab ushers it out for a goal kick. Moura and Danjuma on for spurs. There will be an additional 6 minutes
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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But then there was far worse pulling on Mo and that wasn’t given so…..

It's the problem when they allow so much holding generally. The majority of challenges in boxes now seem to have defenders holding onto players.
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That’s perhaps the worst call I’ve seen for some time
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The refereeing is as drab as this half has been.
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You were saying, Tepid?  ::)
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Richarlison…no league goal all season… you know what happens
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+1 Millie gets his obligatory yellow card. We’ve managed to break the game up a bit since the Skipp injury. Delay as Davies comes off bleeding. Free kick and it’s  3-3. Richarliosn. Our defending has been an utter joke
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+4 Jota wins it, 4-3 Libpool. Mistake from Moura gifts it to Jota and he slams it in the bottom corner.
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Jurgen does a hamstring and gets booked for his troubles. Not sure what he was doing. Charging down the touchline and getting in the face of the fourth official. Bit silly.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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When you give up a 3 goal lead there's nothing to say really. Defending has been championship level.

Things date so quickly don’t they?
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Still we play. Hendo gets it in the corner and it’s FT. 4-3. Liverpool Liverpool taking the piss, Liverpool taking the piss.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Jurgen does a hamstring and gets booked for his troubles. Not sure what he was doing. Charging down the touchline and getting in the face of the fourth official. Bit silly.

It is, but the Tottenham manager has also been doing it all game.
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Richarlison’s face :lmao
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Fucking hell.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Did our best to fuck it up. Thank fuck for Diogo

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We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Richarlison’s face :lmao
that was almost better than winning comfortably
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Even our manager's getting injured now :lmao
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:lmao :lmao :lmao

Made that so harder than it needed to be!!

Klopp doing his hammy is the most Klopp thing ever.

I have no words for that game.

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richarlison, carra, gary and tierney must be on suicide watch today. ;D

they wanted us to lose so bad.

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Richarlison’s face :lmao

Especially after that celebration ;D
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We're fucking shit but Spurs will be Spurs :lmao :lmao :lmao

Fuck off Richarlison you utter c*nt :lmao
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Richarlison’s face :lmao

It must be so embarrassing to celebrate the way he did and still end up losing the game!  ;D
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2013/14 all over again

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OMFG MY STREAM DIED AND I MISSED THE WINNER WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Fuck you Richarlison you fucking pigeon. :lmao
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Oh Jota, you are an absolute hero. Ice cold when we most needed it.

Oh and Martin Tyler when that winner went in... he is an absolute disgrace.

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fucking hell I loved that ending but we were rotten in that 2nd half.

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Fucking hell…
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Shades of Newcastle 96-97 (the follow up to the Collymore goal from the previous year).

3-0 up and cruising.  Concede 3.  Nick the winner.  It was Fowler then and it's Jota now.

Fuck off Richarlison and Spurs.
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