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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55640 on: February 9, 2018, 10:01:15 pm »
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55643 on: February 9, 2018, 11:26:15 pm »
Got to love Everton, Salah is both not that good and too good for us to keep hold of him all at once ....

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55645 on: February 9, 2018, 11:54:39 pm »
stevo is right, take away salah's left foot, his pace, his finishing and his dribbling and you're left with a pretty shit player

Unless you actually mean amputate his left foot, he'd still be better than everton's attackers with the loss of all of the above, obviously the one thing he couldn't afford to lose without ruining him would be his beard anyway.  ;D

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55646 on: February 10, 2018, 12:09:45 am »
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Shush.  They're born, not touched.
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55647 on: February 10, 2018, 01:19:55 am »
And this shower have the nerve to laugh at our defence.
It seems that the current crop are the Shite's worst defence in 42 years.  ;D
Still better than the RS defence, of course.  ::)

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/numbers-say-worst-everton-defence-14268753

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55648 on: February 10, 2018, 01:25:31 am »
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Me, earlier today when I saw this post on my 'phone...

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55649 on: February 10, 2018, 08:46:34 am »
Reading this: Ministers have imposed new curbs on councils using cheap borrowed cash to stake multimillion-pound bets on the commercial property market.

Local authorities must take more care to avoid undue risk when making investment decisions under guidelines from Sajid Javid, the housing, communities and local government secretary.

Councils are also under a new obligation to ensure that relative amateurs are not staking huge bets as they chase returns to replace revenue lost through government cuts.

Councils spent almost £2.8 billion on land and building in 2016, more than double the figure for the previous year. The trend, exposed in an investigation by The Times, sparked fears that low-cost Treasury loans available to local councils are fuelling a dangerous boom.

Will this affect Joe Anderson's attempts to help with the new stadium?

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55650 on: February 10, 2018, 10:17:51 am »
And this shower have the nerve to laugh at our defence.
It seems that the current crop are the Shite's worst defence in 42 years.  ;D
Still better than the RS defence, of course.  ::)

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/numbers-say-worst-everton-defence-14268753

And Dave Prentiss in the Red Echo will still find places for them in the combined team
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55651 on: February 10, 2018, 10:49:52 am »
And Dave Prentiss in the Red Echo will still find places for them in the combined team

Political correctness gone mad, I tell ya.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55652 on: February 10, 2018, 10:51:38 am »
Political correctness gone mad, I tell ya.

Mind you isn’t old Davey married to Dixie Deans granddaughter?
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55653 on: February 10, 2018, 12:35:08 pm »
Political correctness gone mad, I tell ya.
Positive discrimination?
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55654 on: February 10, 2018, 12:38:10 pm »
Councils are also under a new obligation to ensure that relative amateurs are not staking huge bets as they chase returns to replace revenue lost through government cuts.
Roh oh!

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55655 on: February 10, 2018, 01:12:34 pm »
Reading this: Ministers have imposed new curbs on councils using cheap borrowed cash to stake multimillion-pound bets on the commercial property market.

Local authorities must take more care to avoid undue risk when making investment decisions under guidelines from Sajid Javid, the housing, communities and local government secretary.

Councils are also under a new obligation to ensure that relative amateurs are not staking huge bets as they chase returns to replace revenue lost through government cuts.

Councils spent almost £2.8 billion on land and building in 2016, more than double the figure for the previous year. The trend, exposed in an investigation by The Times, sparked fears that low-cost Treasury loans available to local councils are fuelling a dangerous boom.

Will this affect Joe Anderson's attempts to help with the new stadium?
would be the first good thing the Tories have done for the city!

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55656 on: February 10, 2018, 01:19:04 pm »
would be the first good thing the Tories have done for the city!

Javid is a redshite,
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55657 on: February 10, 2018, 01:47:59 pm »
Javid is a redshite,
unlike a real blue like gideon

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55658 on: February 10, 2018, 02:23:05 pm »
Tosun will score 5 goals for these over the next year and a bit, then go back to Turkey
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55659 on: February 10, 2018, 02:24:18 pm »
Reading this: Ministers have imposed new curbs on councils using cheap borrowed cash to stake multimillion-pound bets on the commercial property market.

Local authorities must take more care to avoid undue risk when making investment decisions under guidelines from Sajid Javid, the housing, communities and local government secretary.

Councils are also under a new obligation to ensure that relative amateurs are not staking huge bets as they chase returns to replace revenue lost through government cuts.

Councils spent almost £2.8 billion on land and building in 2016, more than double the figure for the previous year. The trend, exposed in an investigation by The Times, sparked fears that low-cost Treasury loans available to local councils are fuelling a dangerous boom.

Will this affect Joe Anderson's attempts to help with the new stadium?

Makes no difference because their stadium isn't happening
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55660 on: February 10, 2018, 03:18:02 pm »
Mind you isn’t old Davey married to Dixie Deans granddaughter?
He certainly is; Her name is Melanie.

If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55661 on: February 10, 2018, 03:23:59 pm »
Reading this: Ministers have imposed new curbs on councils using cheap borrowed cash to stake multimillion-pound bets on the commercial property market.

Local authorities must take more care to avoid undue risk when making investment decisions under guidelines from Sajid Javid, the housing, communities and local government secretary.

Councils are also under a new obligation to ensure that relative amateurs are not staking huge bets as they chase returns to replace revenue lost through government cuts.

Councils spent almost £2.8 billion on land and building in 2016, more than double the figure for the previous year. The trend, exposed in an investigation by The Times, sparked fears that low-cost Treasury loans available to local councils are fuelling a dangerous boom.

Will this affect Joe Anderson's attempts to help with the new stadium?

no mention of this in got's stadium thread

however i'm concerned about davek, slagging off moshi lad while praising fsg for building the main stand, can't be long until he's outed as redshite ;D

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55662 on: February 10, 2018, 05:16:29 pm »
Closing the gap on us today, we need a win tomorrow.
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55663 on: February 10, 2018, 05:20:29 pm »
Face rubber with his usual v the Ev..
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55664 on: February 10, 2018, 06:17:35 pm »
Closing the gap on us today, we need a win tomorrow.
The Blues are coming up the hill, boys...

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55665 on: February 10, 2018, 06:21:18 pm »
no mention of this in got's stadium thread

however i'm concerned about davek, slagging off moshi lad while praising fsg for building the main stand, can't be long until he's outed as redshite ;D
I read that.

He's the only one there who knows how dodgy AF Moshi La is.

I expect another ban coming for him. :D
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55666 on: February 10, 2018, 07:14:31 pm »
Is Davek off GOT the same mentalist off Twitter?

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55667 on: February 10, 2018, 07:45:54 pm »
Face rubber with his usual v the Ev..



???

Oh, you mean the other face rubber.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55668 on: February 10, 2018, 07:51:47 pm »
The Blues are coming up the hill, boys...

I'm terrified!

Oh my we need to take cover while we can.  8)
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55669 on: February 10, 2018, 09:38:18 pm »
Is Davek off GOT the same mentalist off Twitter?

yeah

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55670 on: February 10, 2018, 10:56:32 pm »
Neville Southall must have been on the ale, some bizarre rants on twitter tonight about skiing, Strictly come dancing and the One Show, absolute moonbeam.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55671 on: February 11, 2018, 09:43:10 am »
Oh my we need to take cover while we can.  8)
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55672 on: February 11, 2018, 11:16:13 am »
Happy for them winning yesterday and not arsed if they comfortably finish 7th/8th as that will keep Fat Sam in the job and that can only be a good thing
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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55673 on: February 11, 2018, 12:01:13 pm »
Happy for them winning yesterday and not arsed if they comfortably finish 7th/8th as that will keep Fat Sam in the job and that can only be a good thing

And they end up slogging round the boondocks of Europe in the pre, pre-qualifying rounds of the Europa.

On a serious note I take it he's Big Sam again, not Fat Sam or Hippo Head?

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55674 on: February 11, 2018, 03:39:38 pm »
Neville Southall must have been on the ale, some bizarre rants on twitter tonight about skiing, Strictly come dancing and the One Show, absolute moonbeam.
Day 2, and he's extended the scope of his rant to Archery and Football, nutcase.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55675 on: February 11, 2018, 03:51:14 pm »
Day 2, and he's extended the scope of his rant to Archery and Football, nutcase.

just had a look, utterly mad, but also pretty funny to be fair  ;D He must be sat there at home, feet up, eating pies, supping beers, and giving the Twotterverse his thoughts on every winter olympic sport.

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
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« Reply #55678 on: February 11, 2018, 06:26:33 pm »
just had a look, utterly mad, but also pretty funny to be fair  ;D He must be sat there at home, feet up, eating pies, supping beers, and giving the Twotterverse his thoughts on every winter olympic sport.
He's actually good value for a follow on twitter

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Re: Fat Sam's Grand Slam Booeasy - Everton - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #55679 on: February 11, 2018, 06:28:24 pm »
Phew! That was a crucial win for us today, what with Everton breathing down our necks once more.
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