Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[Gazza-LFC]

I see another Everton manager has left them and gone on to bigger and better things 

Koeman named as new Netherlands manager.

Hard not to really, the only way is up.

[grizz]

I see another Everton manager has left them and gone on to bigger and better things 

Koeman named as new Netherlands manager.

He could have started a paper round would still be a step up 

[Tesco tearaway]

Q 1.
Manage Everton; go on to manage Belgium.
Manage Everton; go on to manage Holland.
Manage England; go on to manage Everton.

One of these is on a downwards spiral.
In 50 words or less explain who... and why.

This is worth 100% of your eleven plus test result.

[Henry Kissinger]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

[DonkeyWan]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

Killer ending

"I well know the sheer dread that can derive from dabbling with demonic forces. My wife once had a ouija board resting on her lap as she tried in vain to contact the spirit of futuristic tubby tin can Twiki from 'Buck Rogers In The 25th Century'. No matter how many times she spelt out "Biddie Biddie Biddie", the six-foot under, silvery shortarse, never bothered to respond.

However, the tranquility was short lived, as no sooner did I decide to take matters out of her hands....by reaching over to spell out 'G-O P-U-T T-H-E D-I-N-N-E-R O-N N-O-W'....then she went absolutely ballistic. Face contorted in rage, gurning like a reject from The Garbage Pail Kids, phlegm flying from her expletive spewing mouth, the aura of pure evil radiating from every pore. "

[So… Howard Philips]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

There are some genuine wits, and genuinely knowledgeable fans on TW.

There are a few bitter ones but generally pretty OK. I stay out of GOT.

[harleydanger]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

God that’s great

[Ziltoid]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

That's excellent.

[Peabee]

If you've got five or ten minutes this is worth a read. Very witty.

https://toffeeweb.com/season/17-18/comment/talkingpoints/36217.html

Particularly liked this bit:

My wife thought she would 'surprise' me with tickets for the West End theatre production of The Exorcist. Admittedly, I was surprised because, not being the slightest bit interested in the British theatre scene, I had heard nothing about it. I was even more surprised to discover they weren't just tickets to 'The Exorcist'. Oh no. They were tickets to 'Bill Kenwright presents: The Exorcist'.
Anyway, we went and I was squirming in my seat, flesh crawling, the whole way through. The last time I cringed, sighed, shook my head and muttered "this is complete shite" so often was at a live performance of 'Bill Kenwright presents: Everton vs West Brom'.

That’s decent. I particularly like the reference to Satan as “the red shite”.

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Yes, Toffeeweb seems a cut above the festering pile of bitterness that is GOT.
Ifithadnerbinforsatan.

[12C]

If he’s blaming Kenwright’s production of the Exorcist for this seasons shenanigans, what’s the reason for all the other seasons?

[Flaccido Dongingo]

"The school of seance", made me spit coffee over my laptop in work.

[Big Red Richie]

That takes their new foreign left back, Ouija Board, to a whole new place.

[4pool]

Won the Summer transfer window. 

Going to be above the Redshite. 

Challenge for trophies.. 

And now.....


Eliaquim Mangala insists Everton can turn their season around - and finish above Burnley and Leicester.

Everton went into the season full of big expectations but are stuck in mid-table and Mangala admits they now have to be realistic about their targets for the campaign.

France centre half Mangala, who has joined on loan from Manchester City, endured a nightmare debut at Arsenal but still believes they can make up ground on the top six and catch the likes of Burnley and Leicester.

Mangala said: “The challenge is going to be difficult but I think we can finish in front of Leicester and Burnley and that will be a good end to the season.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/everton-new-boy-eliaquim-mangala-11972965

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

The dizzy heights of Burnley and Leicester.
Don't tell Steve O , only a couple of weeks ago he had overtaking Arsenal as a realistic target.
Where's the 7th place money Bill?

[Cu Chulainn]

They want to finish 7th to qualify for the Europa League, which they will say is a shit, worthless tournament anyway, after they finish bottom of a group containing the Faroese champions, the Maltese runners-up, and the Macedonian cup winners.

[Kekule]

They should concentrate on finishing above Bournemouth first.

[So… Howard Philips]

They should concentrate on finishing above Bournemouth first.

Eddie Howe's a blue, don't cha know?

[TheTeflonJohn]

Anyone got that video of a Spanish fella (Risitas?) laughing with subtitles taking the piss out of the blues?

[TheTeflonJohn]

A couple of months old but still funny.

https://twitter.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/935890795172978688

[Terry de Niro]

Anyone got that video of a Spanish fella (Risitas?) laughing with subtitles taking the piss out of the blues?

https://www.captiongenerator.com/103727/Laughing-at-Everton

[TepidT2O]

Won the Summer transfer window. 

Going to be above the Redshite. 

Challenge for trophies.. 

And now.....


Eliaquim Mangala insists Everton can turn their season around - and finish above Burnley and Leicester.

Everton went into the season full of big expectations but are stuck in mid-table and Mangala admits they now have to be realistic about their targets for the campaign.

France centre half Mangala, who has joined on loan from Manchester City, endured a nightmare debut at Arsenal but still believes they can make up ground on the top six and catch the likes of Burnley and Leicester.

Mangala said: “The challenge is going to be difficult but I think we can finish in front of Leicester and Burnley and that will be a good end to the season.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/everton-new-boy-eliaquim-mangala-11972965

All the hyperbole... and it’s the usual ‘just about avoided getting into a relegation scrap’ story at the end of the day..

That’s their cup final...

[TheTeflonJohn]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/103727/Laughing-at-Everton

That`s the one, cheers Terence 

[RedSince86]

 

[Dench57]

don't forget all those shite pace goals he scores, nothing worse than a player using his speed to beat defenders, i hate it.

stevo is right, take away salah's left foot, his pace, his finishing and his dribbling and you're left with a pretty shit player

[gerrardisgod]

Who knew that a small, technical player would be weak in the air?

I mean, he's not particularly weak, but that's by the by.

[Ziltoid]

https://www.captiongenerator.com/103727/Laughing-at-Everton

I still nearly cry laughing at that one.  Should not watch it in the office.

[red1977]

Brilliant. That longers guy has set him up for that, even the bitters a sniggering at steve0s delusion.

[12C]

Brilliant. That longers guy has set him up for that, even the bitters a sniggering at steve0s delusion.

Better than Kevin Mirralas...
 

[Crosby Nick]

Who knew that a small, technical player would be weak in the air?

I mean, he's not particularly weak, but that's by the by.

Scored one header this season, probably more than Sandro, Davey boy and co.

[Brian Blessed]

Can you imagine how many he'd score if he was good?

[gerrardisgod]

And he wins a fair share of challenges, when he's not too busy sticking his arse in and muscling people out of the challenge that is.

[MolbyLovesGravlax]

Better than Kevin Mirralas...
 

He'll have that on his tombstone one day...

[only6times]

Can you imagine how many he'd score if he was good?

He should be on at least 30 to be honest. First season in this league for a long time and he has been a revelation. Love his Anthill Mob legs when he gets a sprint on.

[Son of Spion]

For the love of God. What's wrong with this idiot? 

[TepidT2O]

Got to love Everton, Salah is both not that good and too good for us to keep hold of him all at once ....

[only6times]

For the love of God. What's wrong with this idiot? 

Er, he is an Evertonian.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Er, he is an Evertonian.

poor lad was born that way

[Hazell]

Got to love Everton, Salah is both not that good and too good for us to keep hold of him all at once ....

Those who find they're touched by madness
Sit down next to Steve
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to Steve

[Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero]

Those who find they're touched by madness
Sit down next to Steve
Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to Steve

Brilliant