Topic: Nobel Prize for penguin shit or fake dogs testicles anyone?

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[WelshMike]

Economics - A Massachusetts inventor who designed an alarm clock that runs away and hides when it goes off.

I want one.

[AdamS]

Literature - The many Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled".

You mean they aren't genuine?

[NYkopite]

Medicine - Gregg Miller from the US for his invention of Neuticles - rubber replacement testicles for neutered dogs that are available in varying sizes and degrees of firmness. "Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honour," said Mr Miller.

They're the Dogs Bollocks!




Sorry.....someone had to.