Author Topic: Worst Liverpool haircuts  (Read 6791 times)

Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2024, 09:11:58 am »

Offline thejbs

  • well-focussed, deffo not at all bias......ed
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,809
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2024, 09:14:06 am »
Harvey is a moustache away from being meme-worthy.

Offline thaddeus

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,862
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #42 on: January 12, 2024, 09:48:34 am »
Darwin's Alicia Keys tribute haircut was definitely something else!

Beardsley's hair always looked it had been cut by his mam.


Fowler using the peroxide

Online Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,948
  • Poultry in Motion
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #43 on: January 12, 2024, 10:15:58 am »
Darwin's Alicia Keys tribute haircut was definitely something else!

Beardsley's hair always looked it had been cut by his mam.



The shape of that head! The fookin’ spooky doyle!

Online bradders1011

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,900
  • Eat your greens and sing your blues
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #44 on: January 12, 2024, 10:44:47 am »
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2024, 12:09:52 pm »

Offline PhilV

  • Has difficulty in getting it up, apparently.....
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,789
  • Epic Swindler
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #46 on: January 12, 2024, 12:13:11 pm »


Literally no contest, Xavier had a horrible lid!


Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #47 on: January 12, 2024, 12:16:14 pm »
you could pick a top5 with Xavier alone ;D

Online Baby Huey

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,575
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #48 on: January 12, 2024, 09:09:46 pm »
The 70's perms
Is and always will be the right answer. That fuckin Kirby* wool at Wrexham in 78, January, I think. Boss wedge haircuts and then this crime against humanity and hairdressing. Everything afterwards is immaterial.

*Sorry about the Kirby wool crack, Rob. ;D




Offline Wingman

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,967
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2024, 09:48:37 pm »


What you talking about? Cool as fuck

Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2024, 10:20:51 pm »
Agree I liked the dreads look on trent it suits him

Offline Realgman

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 701
  • gerrup the yard
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2024, 02:52:03 am »
Literally no contest, Xavier had a horrible lid!


 ;D
Brilliant picture
You would want him standing beside you if there was a row all the same !
I am not a dreamer. I am a football romantic-Jurgen Klopp

Offline Rusty

  • loser mate whose french is a little.....Rusty.....n'est-ce pas?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,456
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2024, 07:50:04 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2024, 08:36:36 am »
That has to be the worst 11 ever.

I know it's liverpool haircuts. But this one still cracks me up
« Last Edit: January 14, 2024, 08:45:15 am by DiggerJohn »

Offline BarryCrocker

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,140
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2024, 09:37:28 am »
Mario in with a shout.

And all the world is football shaped, It's just for me to kick in space. And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste.

Offline Qston

  • Loves a bit of monkey tennis and especially loves a bit of sausage relief......singularly though #sausage
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,264
  • Believer
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2024, 09:40:13 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*

Oh good God. Not fair mate. You should give 24 hours warning to avoid traumatising people with that starting 11
"Just a normal lad from Liverpool whose dream has just come true" Trent June 1st 2019

Online Tobelius

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,348
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2024, 12:23:25 pm »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*

Oh dear,there's like 4 decent players in there and the rest lower mid table if we're being kind.

Offline DiggerJohn

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 671
  • Up the Scouser Republic
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #57 on: January 14, 2024, 03:15:00 pm »
4 so Johnson Reina(on the decline) Carragher(old version) and Meireles even that's not great

Offline Chakan

  • Chaka Chaka.....is in love with Aristotle but only for votes. The proud owner of some very private piles and an inflatable harem! Winner of RAWK's Carabao Cup captian contest.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 91,079
  • Internet Terrorist lvl VI
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2024, 03:16:40 pm »
Mario in with a shout.



Fucking hell I actually forgot he played for us

Offline Stevo

  • Not unique in his worship of Erik Meijer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,276
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2024, 03:35:35 pm »

Offline GreatEx

  • pectations. might be a cunt but isn't a capitalist cunt. Blissfully ignorant.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,340
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2024, 01:12:21 am »
Trent's dreads were boss but he played like shit in them so I'm glad he reverted to short back 'n' sides.

Offline stoa

  • way. Daydream. Quite partial to a good plonking.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,458
  • Five+One Times, Baby...
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2024, 01:16:01 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*

Haha... That look on Johnson's face. "What the fuck has become of this team?!?!?!" And Kyrgiakos is making sure that all the hair people are on the same side and has just asked Jovanovic "Hey you... Are you a baldy or want to be one of the hair-guys?"

Offline afc tukrish

  • How long for them sausages? Maggie May's Mythical Turkish Delight. RAWK's Expert Sausage Monster! Oakley Cannonier is fucking boss. Likes blowing his friends and undoing their nuts? Who nose?!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,943
  • This looks like a nice spot...
    • Flat Back Four
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2024, 01:42:59 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut -

Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

Online JRed

  • After a 2L bottle of strongbow I’d do anything!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,359
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #63 on: January 15, 2024, 07:26:43 am »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*
WTF happened to our club to make that our team? Unbelievable. People should look at that and be thankful for the team we have now.

Online Crosby Nick

  • He was super funny. Used to do these super hilarious puns
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 111,948
  • Poultry in Motion
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #64 on: January 15, 2024, 07:29:24 am »
WTF happened to our club to make that our team? Unbelievable. People should look at that and be thankful for the team we have now.

I was going to say it was a Europa League game so we maybe rested a few but looking at it, I think there’s ‘only’ Gerrard and Torres missing there. And Dirk and Maxi maybe too. Very little to get excited about then, although by the end of the season Kenny had us playing some great stuff. The addition of Suarez helped ever so slightly!

Probably would t have ever happened but imagine Suarez playing under Hodgson! Suarez would have bitten the owl’s head off Ozzy Osbourne style within a week!

Offline BarryCrocker

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 17,140
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #65 on: January 15, 2024, 08:31:19 am »
WTF happened to our club to make that our team? Unbelievable. People should look at that and be thankful for the team we have now.

Those were the days when many on here still believed there was a chance they could one day play for Liverpool.
And all the world is football shaped, It's just for me to kick in space. And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste.

Online JRed

  • After a 2L bottle of strongbow I’d do anything!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,359
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #66 on: January 15, 2024, 09:04:23 am »
Those were the days when many on here still believed there was a chance they could one day play for Liverpool.
Looking at that team there was every chance!

Offline Rusty

  • loser mate whose french is a little.....Rusty.....n'est-ce pas?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,456
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #67 on: January 15, 2024, 10:26:51 am »


Moreno guilty of some bad topknot action here. Also he had a full peroxide effort later in the same season:



« Last Edit: January 15, 2024, 10:29:55 am by Rusty »
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

Offline Zlen

  • Suspicious of systems. But getting lots.
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 18,989
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #68 on: January 15, 2024, 10:32:11 am »
What is it with players sporting white highlights these days?
Was watching Newcastle-Fulham the other day and there were 3-4 players with white heads, looking like twats.
Is this some general fashion or is it only footballers setting this weird trend?

Offline Rusty

  • loser mate whose french is a little.....Rusty.....n'est-ce pas?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,456
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #69 on: January 15, 2024, 10:33:09 am »


Sterling surely has to get a mention with this absolute shocker. Good riddance
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

Offline Rusty

  • loser mate whose french is a little.....Rusty.....n'est-ce pas?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,456
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #70 on: January 15, 2024, 10:34:10 am »


David James. How could anyone forget he would be in the mix?!
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

Offline Rusty

  • loser mate whose french is a little.....Rusty.....n'est-ce pas?
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 7,456
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #71 on: January 15, 2024, 10:38:22 am »


DONT remember this earlier effort from Harvey Elliott… thankfully
He's made Kaizer wet himself with excitement then cry when he realises all in one post. Ban him? Knight him in the new year's honours!

Online Tobelius

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,348
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #72 on: January 15, 2024, 01:33:16 pm »

Offline LovelyCushionedHeader

  • Not so pleasant non-upholstered footer
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,954
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #73 on: January 15, 2024, 02:11:21 pm »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo; and (2) what an utterly woeful starting 11 that was, and how nowadays we are light years away from that drivel.

Poulsen, Konchesky, Ngog, Jovanovic... *shudders*

Carragher's and Johnson's expressions say it all!
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

Offline Dr. Beaker

  • Veo, to his mates. Shares 50% of his DNA with a banana. Would dearly love to strangle Frankengoose. Lo! Be he not ye Messiah, verily be he a child of questionable conduct in the eyes of Ye Holy Border Guards.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,803
  • I... think I am, therefore...I....maybe.
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2024, 02:16:54 pm »
-
NAKED BOOBERY

Rile-Me costed L. Nee-Naw "The Child" Torrence the first jack the hat-trick since Eon Rush vs Accursed Toffos, many moons passed. Nee-Naw he could have done a concreted his palace in the pantyhose off the LibPole Gods...was not was for the invented intervention of Rile-Me whistler.

Offline Nobby Reserve

  • Onanistic Charades Champion Of Roundabouts. Euphemistic Gerbil Starver.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,984
  • Do you wanna build a snowman?
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #75 on: January 15, 2024, 02:22:20 pm »
I was looking for a pic of Raul Meireles with his Taxi Driver-esque mohican cut - but instead came across this pic.

What immediately stands out is: (1) we had a lot of baldies, and they all decided to hang out at the same end of the photo;


 :lmao :lmao :lmao
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

Offline Nobby Reserve

  • Onanistic Charades Champion Of Roundabouts. Euphemistic Gerbil Starver.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,984
  • Do you wanna build a snowman?
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #76 on: January 15, 2024, 02:26:03 pm »
-


Is playing for Liverpool or a Thermian XI?

A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

Offline Morgana

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,622
  • Sanity is overrated.
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2024, 01:15:34 am »

Still adorable though... I mean look at that face.  :-*

Offline TipTopKop

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,107
  • Call Meeeeeee The Splund
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2024, 01:19:56 am »
Glad Mo's sorted his.

Offline Crouch Potato

  • Srofa spud!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,097
Re: Worst Liverpool haircuts
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2024, 01:29:14 am »