Author Topic: FT: Liverpool 4 vs Hoffenheim 2 (Aggregate: 6-3) : Can 10' 20' Mo 18' Uth 28'  (Read 44824 times)

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Not bad.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Pot 1 : Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Chelsea, Juventus, Benfica, Monaco, Spartak Moscow, Shakhtar Donetsk

Pot 2 : Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, PSG, Borussia Dortmund, Sevilla, Manchester City, Porto, Manchester United

Pot 3 : Napoli, Tottenham, Basel, Olympiakos, Anderlecht, Liverpool, Roma, Beşiktaş

Pot 4 : Celtic, CSKA Moscow, Sporting Lisbon, APOEL Nicosia, Feyenoord, Maribor, RB Leipzig, Qarabag

Barcelona in pot 2?
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Pot 1 : Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Chelsea, Juventus, Benfica, Monaco, Spartak Moscow, Shakhtar Donetsk

Pot 2 : Barcelona, Atletico Madrid, PSG, Borussia Dortmund, Sevilla, Manchester City, Porto, Manchester United

Pot 3 : Napoli, Tottenham, Basel, Olympiakos, Anderlecht, Liverpool, Roma, Beşiktaş

Pot 4 : Celtic, CSKA Moscow, Sporting Lisbon, APOEL Nicosia, Feyenoord, Maribor, RB Leipzig, Qarabag

Lol, I was thinking... where the hell are Arsenal?? Oh yeah ;D Fuck the draw, we'll have anyone
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How are barca and PSG is pot 2?

Champions of their respective league end up automatically in pot 1.

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Completely immense. i thought we would win, but not like that. The best  1st 20 minutes of football i have ever seen. I was wrong about Firminhno I just never understood what he did. The transfer thread has taught me some things and firnmihno's contribution is one of them. Still dodgy at the back, but at the moment i don't care.

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2 goals conceded us frustrating, it's a psychological thing too - keep enough clean sheets and teams start giving up when you score one. Keep conceding 2 or more and teams never quite give up.

Fuck it though, we're abundantly through and kept plenty of energy back for Arsenal, who I think there is every chance we are going to absolutely thunderfuck into a new spacetime continuum of despair. The way we press and break and hassle and hunt is absolute kryptonite to them. We are the mincer to there miscellaneous pig bits and we're going to make them into hotdogs.

Salah had a bad game according to the commentators. They might be right. I don't think he's had a particularly good game yet this season. Yet he's already on, what, 3 goals? At season point he'll hit form. Indeed, at some point all three of Salah, Firmino and Mane will hit forrm together, may God have mercy on that team's soul. And that's without Coutinho, Lallana or any extra signings. The potential of this team is terrifying.

A word on Lallana by the way...did anyone else notice that shot of him on the bench? And did anyone else noticed he's the absolute spit of teenwolf?
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Loved that.  Onwards and upwards.  Bring on Barcelona!!!

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Very good performance. The first 20mins was a decimation. They were never really in the game. Great watching us attack. Firmino and Mane just ooze confidence and pretty much do what they want. Salah's got a striker's instinct - always popping up in the right positions when he's in the box - he's been scoring goals like that all pre season. Can't wait to see Lallana and/or Coutinho supporting those 3.

I thought our midfield was very good today - go figure. After last week i said I didn't want to see it again, but they did brilliantly.

TAA, Moreno... again great attacking performances. Really liking Trent, at this rate Clyne's finding it hard to get back in the team!

Great result, lots to look forward to in the CL this season hopefully.
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Wearing that deep red kit, playing classy football, beating a German team all in white, with one of those patterned black and white footballs...reminded me of Rome 77 for a minute

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They were really poor, they'd struggle to stay up in the premier league I reckon.

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Barcelona in pot 2?

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Give bobby (my motm by a long way) and emre a new contract fucking asap. If anyone criticizes that performance, please fuck off. Thoroughly enjoyable, well done every single red on the pitch. Bring on the big boys. We got this in the fucking bag.

Edit- gini was a little apprehensive first half but fucking bossed it by the end. I genuinely thought that midfield three would be shit after the last few games but credit where its due, fucking boss this evening. Simple as.
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Sadio Mane





So fast... accelerates like lightning. He's like 5 feet past a player before they've realised he's moved
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Is the game up anywhere online to watch yet?

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We are going to thunderfuck so many teams this season.

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so, back in the CL proper, here we come~~ 8) 8)

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Still fear for our defence.
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Champions and 7 Winners of top Leagues in Europe.
is that a new thing?

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Is fucking right reds. Nice to remind everyone that we're a fucking brilliant side.

Remember all the cowards worried about that draw? Ridiculous. We'll be feared throughout Europe.

Firmino incredible. As were Mane and Hendo. Special mentions to Matip and Moreno too who I thought were excellent. 2 goals from Can, improvement from Gini. Salah excellent as well.

Love this team, love this manager.

Up the Champions League group stage reds

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That probably sounded better in your head than it reads on here  ;D

Brilliant performance! Back where we belong! Gerrin!!!!!!  8)
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They were really poor, they'd struggle to stay up in the premier league I reckon.

Thought they were okay... we made their defence look bad and they were chasing the aggregate the whole game. I reckon they would have made it through to the groups against most other teams they could have drawn
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Well it's a far cry from those Ludogorets and Basel atrocities. We're gonna make some serious noise in our competition.

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Great attack, dodgy defence.

Least we are in the hat back where we belong.

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is that a new thing?
it was there last year aswell

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Delighted. Well in Redmen, made us proud tonight.

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Excellent. It's not like Hoffenheim were powder puff either. Mane was outstanding, but Firmino and Saleh were also superb in a more understated way.

Second half was a fine performance by Henderson, which was encouraging. Wijnaldum though was pick of the bunch in the middle.

At the back the problems at FB continue, but this time at the right, with both TAA and Gomez struggling to contain attacks down their wing.

I thiught the Hoff made a mistake taking off Gnabry, he was super dangerous and after he went off Liverpool cruised.
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Still fear for our defence.
and I fear for you.

Even Real Madrid looks shaky at the back against Depor at the weekend, nobody wins every match to nil. The fact we know we can play against ANYBODY and score hatfuls is enough for me.
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I fucking love watching this team.

I honestly thought we defended pretty well. They're a good team and they took a couple of chances but overall I thought we looked good especially in the second half. We were more compact and the shape was very good.

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That probably sounded better in your head than it reads on here  ;D

Brilliant performance! Back where we belong! Gerrin!!!!!!  8)

I didn't copy all 3 booms but hey I'm in such a good mood I am up for anything
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Moreno should score a few this season if he's starting regularly, looks very sharp
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Thought they were okay... we made their defence look bad and they were chasing the aggregate the whole game. I reckon they would have made it through to the groups against most other teams they could have drawn
Napoli would have taken them apart with ease aswell, they play decent football at times but their players are average and it takes 2 passes to split open there whole team.

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Champions and 7 Winners of top Leagues in Europe.

When did this rule change?
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is that a new thing?

Not sure mate was on Off the Ball today.
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Yeeeesssss!!! Back in the big time  8) Let's do ourselves justice this time.

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Happy with that. 2nd half was excellent. Customary soft goals conceded sadly.

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They were really poor, they'd struggle to stay up in the premier league I reckon.

This seems to be the excuse everytime our attack destroys a team.

They are actually very good and caused us numerous problems over the two legs, however our attack is almost unstoppable if teams actually attempt to come out and try to win a game against us.
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Well that was a bit good.
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We are going to thunderfuck so many teams this season.
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