I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Yep. Needs binning
Been saying he's a shite finisher for ages
Thank Fowler we're not getting Caulker
Still waiting for Messi to step up and do something special.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
Neymar has been dissapointing tonight
Calling it now Suarez to do something nuts and get sent off.
*Hansen voice* Absolutely diabolical.
bite the referee?