I can't really shittalk DeFacto's team because I haven't heard of half of them. Bunch of piss-tier cloggers and no marks, and the Fowler carrying them to the promised land.
But he has two major issues he can't overcome:
Pallister and McCarthy.
Pallister in 98/99 was heavier than Lukaku and slightly less mobile. In this form, he'd make the ideal target for Francis James Lampard II to hit with one of his trademark daisycutters. Unable to move, Pallister would essentially deflect every shot, which is where the second issue comes in, Alex McCarthy.
McCarthy, a journeyman, is well known for his inability to save anything. He conceded 44 goals in 25 games last year, an embarrassment even by the low standard of English goalkeeping in 2019. His save percentage is rated at shit% according to Transfermarkt. He is beneath Jordan Pickford in the England pecking order. His awfulness is almost impossible to fathom.
Combine Palletster as a living beachball, and McCarthy as a flailing halfwit with Prime Frank Lampard, and you've got a rout on your hands.