Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[Ghost Town]

Wasn’t it Catcher who used it?

Either him or SteveO, the one with the Paul Power thousand-yard-stare avatar. The latter also gave us 'pace goals don't count' among others

[Tobelius]

I thought you were joking until I saw a link pop up on my phone saying the shite are in for Slabby.

Please let it happen. Container ships have a smaller turning circle than him.

It'd be so Everton to sign him.
United's unwanted rubbish,crap,overpriced,check,check,check.
They'd also call him Slabby and boo him by christmas. 

[FiSh77]

[FiSh77]

[FiSh77]

[Ghost Town]

[Tobelius]

[Son of Spion]

Cocaine, football and toddlers just don't mix.

[Terry de Niro]

[Terry de Niro]

[GreatEx]

I've always thought their motto should be the Latin translation of "if it hadn't have been for..."

"si non fuisset ad rubeum foeda"

[only6times]

His career is drifting at Everton; definitely needs to be a started elsewhere.

No axe to grind with Holgate and wish him well and we'll always have him putting the red into the stands.
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A blues view of a true Everton hero

[Statto Red]

I thought you were joking until I saw a link pop up on my phone saying the shite are in for Slabby.

Please let it happen. Container ships have a smaller turning circle than him.

Fuckin hell, nevermind the huge transfer fee, Slabby's wages alone would bankrupt the Ev quicker than you can say bankrupt, the state the Ev are in.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

I thought you were joking until I saw a link pop up on my phone saying the shite are in for Slabby.

Please let it happen. Container ships have a smaller turning circle than him.

Hammerhead, Tarkowski and Keane in a back three, with Ashley Young as one of the WB, they'll get mullered.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

That lad on the left just double dropped 20 minutes prior.

[SvenJohansen]

This one really sums the crowd up, the vitriol, the quiet resignation, the silent stoney faced response and, of course Edvard Munch's scream.

Isn't that Much painting really a dog with long ears?

[kavah]

"si non fuisset ad rubeum foeda"

ha - I'd bet 20p that is the first time that's been translated into Latin. We need Mark off here to see if you've done it right 

[lfc_col]

Not seen that for ages and i still don't get why he did that 

[Black Bull Nova]

"Everton could move for West Ham's Jamaica striker Michail Antonio after the 33-year-old failed to secure a move to Saudi Arabia"
Don't know how much truth there is in this one but if so, funny on a number of levels. Unwanted by Saudi, wanted by Everton

[Black Bull Nova]

vere sumus stercus

[A Red Abroad]

"Everton could move for West Ham's Jamaica striker Michail Antonio after the 33-year-old failed to secure a move to Saudi Arabia"
Don't know how much truth there is in this one but if so, funny on a number of levels. Unwanted by Saudi, wanted by Everton

There's the 'pecking order' right there.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

"That's my boy".

[disgraced cake]

FUCK OFF CLATTENBERG YOU FUCKING BENT REDSHITE c*nt

[TheTeflonJohn]

That lad on the left just double dropped 20 minutes prior.

Either that or he wants to get it out there he knocking out 2 for 1 vouchers on Turkey teeth 🦷

[TheTeflonJohn]

“Oh isn’t he gorgeous, me and my fella had a bash in the bogs at half time during the Istanbul game.We’ve called him Creeespo”

[jacobs chains]

EFC Daily saying Youssef Chermiti not happy with the Everton offer and he wants a better deal to move. Interesting that Everton are sticking to the traditional method of making an offer to the club before agreeing a deal with the player. They never miss an opportunity to look like amateurs.

 

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Shite

[Persephone]

"Everton could move for West Ham's Jamaica striker Michail Antonio after the 33-year-old failed to secure a move to Saudi Arabia"
Don't know how much truth there is in this one but if so, funny on a number of levels. Unwanted by Saudi, wanted by Everton

Suits them perfectly, he's extremely physical, injury prone and only shows up for matches against us.

[12C]

FUCK OFF CLATTENBERG YOU FUCKING BENT REDSHITE c*nt

The look from the lady in the background says it all

[FiSh77]

The look from the lady in the background says it all

Look of sheer disgust...

Probably cos his dad isn't there assaulting opposition players with him

[Son of Spion]

I always find that picture really sad.

The narrow-eyed anger and aggression of the already cult-indoctrinated toddler, and the adoring endorsement of his mother who is clearly so proud of him. It won't be that long until he's throwing offspring of his own at opposition players. 

[tubby]

Thanks, I snigger every time I see this guy's face.  I nearly died when I watched it live.

[Skeeve]

Think it was him. To be fair the esk is pretty sensible and has had a grip on the financial situation.for a long time. He was drummed out of grand old team for being too realistic, as well as getting a few transfer rumours wrong…

Not so much him being sensible as him spotting the same thing as the arsenal tv lot and various mancs have noticed, if more rival fans enjoy laughing at your shite, it works out better than being lauded by your own fanbase. He's cynically pivoted after his fake itk bullshit and caveats were found out by even the gullible GOT crowd.

[So… Howard Philips]

That looks like the lad in the glasses is being forcibly masturbated!

That’ll teach him for chaining himself to a goalpost.

[So… Howard Philips]

"Everton could move for West Ham's Jamaica striker Michail Antonio after the 33-year-old failed to secure a move to Saudi Arabia"
Don't know how much truth there is in this one but if so, funny on a number of levels. Unwanted by Saudi, wanted by Everton

Antonio must be wondering what he’s done wrong a) not to be offered a life changing retirement plan b) having Everton as an option.

Having said that he would improve Everton. As I would but I’m 70 and the highest level I played was the Bootle JOC.

[A Red Abroad]

That looks like the lad in the glasses is being forcibly masturbated!

That’ll teach him for chaining himself to a goalpost.

 

[Son of Spion]

That looks like the lad in the glasses is being forcibly masturbated!

Once Everton touches you... 

[LuverlyRita]

Not so much him being sensible as him spotting the same thing as the arsenal tv lot and various mancs have noticed, if more rival fans enjoy laughing at your shite, it works out better than being lauded by your own fanbase. He's cynically pivoted after his fake itk bullshit and caveats were found out by even the gullible GOT crowd.

I get the impression that he has contacts at the club and got carried away when they went on their ill-advised spending spree. He does appear to have an understanding of corporate finances and his concern seems both genuine and justified. His attempts to spread the word are getting him grief from some of the happy clappers across the Park so I don't think he's seeking out plaudits from their fanbase.
Having said that it's possible that the number of good wishes sent his way on RAWK have destroyed his Everton street cred 

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Not so much him being sensible as him spotting the same thing as the arsenal tv lot and various mancs have noticed, if more rival fans enjoy laughing at your shite, it works out better than being lauded by your own fanbase. He's cynically pivoted after his fake itk bullshit and caveats were found out by even the gullible GOT crowd.

I know what you mean, but I’m not sure he’s one of those looking to monetise in the same way as some of the Arsenal and Manc fans.
He writes some fairly decent in depth stuff on their finances, which is realistic enough. I did think he was over optimistic on the number of corps they could attract, as well as stadium size too. Although he’s realised that with the likely extra costs of funding that any financial benefit from the stadium will be marginal.

[disgraced cake]

Going to take a wild guess and say this lad from Sporting will be incredibly underwhelming. They need someone better than Calvert Lewin who's body has basically given up on him now. I'd be surprised if he ever plays 30 games in a season again. Can't believe they didn't move him on a couple of years ago. Still no goals from out wide either.