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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5960 on: February 13, 2022, 04:31:11 pm »

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5961 on: February 13, 2022, 06:14:06 pm »
I swear to god, I’ve only just found out he’s called Henrique.

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5962 on: February 13, 2022, 06:16:07 pm »
I swear to god, I’ve only just found out he’s called Henrique.
I remember seeing our team sheet before the MU game a couple of years ago - it showed his full name, and I shat myself, thinking Klopp was playing a kid I didn't know.  :)

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5963 on: February 13, 2022, 06:18:12 pm »
Goal machine
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5964 on: February 13, 2022, 06:18:32 pm »
I remember seeing our team sheet before the MU game a couple of years ago - it showed his full name, and I shat myself, thinking Klopp was playing a kid I didn't know.  :)

I genuinely thought his name was Stan

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5965 on: February 13, 2022, 06:19:49 pm »

His beard is actually Ronaldos little bit of hair just slippped down his head
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5966 on: February 13, 2022, 07:56:34 pm »
He's fucking mint, that's all.

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5967 on: February 13, 2022, 08:26:41 pm »
Move him up to play the false 9 and watch us hit 5 goals against Inter.  ;D
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5968 on: February 13, 2022, 08:35:07 pm »
What a player he is. Probably our most important right now.


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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5969 on: February 13, 2022, 08:36:02 pm »
Move him up to play the false 9 and watch us hit 5 goals against Inter.  ;D
or, put Matip up there, same result probably.  :)

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5970 on: February 13, 2022, 08:54:14 pm »
or, put Matip up there, same result probably.  :)
The way this is going, we should put Bobby as a CB. Inter will be confused with our structure and will think that they are attacking the wrong goal; watch them score an own goal...
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5971 on: February 13, 2022, 09:00:40 pm »
goals scored in 2022:

Fabinho - five
he who fannies about and dives around - zero
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5972 on: February 13, 2022, 11:02:50 pm »
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5973 on: February 13, 2022, 11:52:42 pm »
In the spirit of moving TAA to midfield, maybe we should move Stan to CF. Imagine how many more goals he’d score up there.
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5974 on: February 14, 2022, 01:02:16 am »
A false 6, turned upside down now and then.
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5975 on: February 14, 2022, 01:35:58 am »
Just when I thought I couldn't love him more, I just see his post match interview when he shuts down the interviewer saying "Burnley had a lot of chances" hahahahaa.

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5976 on: February 14, 2022, 03:24:18 am »
love fabio and adding goals, good times
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5977 on: February 14, 2022, 09:36:12 am »
Give him the old Coutinho song

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Re: Fabinho
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5979 on: February 14, 2022, 07:45:09 pm »
Can we add ‘Goal Machine’ to the thread title?

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5980 on: February 14, 2022, 08:52:07 pm »
Can we add ‘Goal Machine’ to the thread title?
if only all of life's wishes came true so fast  :)

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5981 on: February 15, 2022, 05:36:43 am »


Siii señor, give the ball to Henrique and he will score!
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5982 on: February 15, 2022, 06:24:53 am »
So he can play full back, centre-half, midfield, centre-forward.

Has he been tried out wide, yet?  And can he put in a shift in goal, does anyone know?

After all, we can't keep adding players to the payroll, can we?

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5983 on: February 15, 2022, 06:53:40 am »


I still think he's very selfish with the ball in front of goal.  :D
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5984 on: February 15, 2022, 09:06:14 am »
I still think he's very selfish with the ball in front of goal.  :D

His obsession with the Ballon D'or is really hurting us.

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5985 on: February 15, 2022, 10:38:21 am »
His reaction to the journo asking him about Burnley's "many chances" was priceless  ;D ;D
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5986 on: February 15, 2022, 12:11:37 pm »
He's our center-defensive mid-striker....
He's our number 3.....
Watch him defend, break-up play, commit snide fouls,
and we watch him score....
He'll pass the ball,
and get a yellow card
He's Stan Fabinho
He's Stan Fabinho

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5987 on: February 15, 2022, 12:33:36 pm »
His obsession with the Ballon D'or is really hurting us.


Once Mo starts refusing to pass to Fab, the circle is complete...
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5988 on: February 15, 2022, 12:37:02 pm »
Brazillian and never seen him do a stepover yet. Meh!

Suppose we should keep him though cos his birds boss.
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5989 on: February 15, 2022, 12:52:41 pm »
Love the way he tackled that in at the weekend. :D

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5990 on: February 15, 2022, 06:58:49 pm »
Love the way he tackled that in at the weekend. :D

Looks like his missus is doing a bit of tackling here

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5991 on: February 15, 2022, 07:04:04 pm »
Looks like his missus is doing a bit of tackling here


Tackling his tackle 😁

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5992 on: February 15, 2022, 07:19:15 pm »
You can tell he's enjoying it...
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5993 on: February 15, 2022, 08:46:43 pm »
She's not tackling. If she had to make a tackle, it means she's already made a mistake. ;)
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5994 on: February 15, 2022, 09:21:59 pm »
Messi missed a pen for PSG v Real - Fab would have buried it ;D
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Re: Fabinho
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5996 on: February 16, 2022, 07:29:32 pm »
Meh, game to goal ratio is crap
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5997 on: February 24, 2022, 03:32:11 am »
Missed a sitter in the 41st minute, sell him.

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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5998 on: February 27, 2022, 08:15:01 pm »
Haha nice Panenka, served with maple syrup
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Re: Fabinho
« Reply #5999 on: February 27, 2022, 08:19:19 pm »
Balls the size of space hoppers.
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