Statham as great as ever in that special.
Alan steps in cow muck...
Statham: "Oh, you bloody shitty cow!"
Joanna: "Oh, you bloody shitty ponce!"
Statham:"No not you. The shitty, patty-poohing....bloody shitter! Right which one was it? You shitters! Come on. Come on. Who was it? Was it you? Brownie? Blackie? Right, come on. There!"
(throws contents of caravan toilet at a cow)
"You bloody shitter! That's what it's like. Yes, you see. The boot's on the other shoe now. Hoof! Isn't it? You hypocrite! Go on. Take the bloody poohs and wees. I don't believe it, bloody shit!"
(cows moo)
"It's not funny!"