If there was ever a reason for human cloning, Steven Gerrard is it.
Happy birthday; but 29!!!! What the fuck
Macca resplendent!A colossus bestriding the moral high ground as ever.
Two bulls, one old and one young, standing at the top of a field watching a herd of cows. The young one says, "hey let's run down and fuck one of them", and the older one says, "patience, let's walk down and fuck them all".
I can't celebrate this. It just makes me sad that in about 15 years he won't be in the first team any more, and I can't take that!
The match kicks off in 30 minutes ya silly twat