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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23600 on: June 26, 2012, 05:34:41 pm »
Ask them why they vote a particular way

Well, she might be fat and look funny, but she's got a great voice and besides, I always vote against Simon.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23601 on: June 26, 2012, 09:30:24 pm »

Look at Thatcher, she convinced about forty per-cent of the people that the tory’s were looking after their interests, because they all thought they were millionaires – and they were right yer know, because anyone could become a millionaire all of a sudden, all you had to do was borrow a million.

 

She did that Doc and she made the working class feel rich because she sold off the then ‘nationalised’ industries,.  Remember ‘Sid’?

As for John Smith, who was it that once said “he was the best Prime Minister Britain never had”?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23602 on: June 26, 2012, 09:52:06 pm »
I've just clocked a 170+ page thread out there, all about how shite Jay Spearing is. Its just fucken great isn't it? I just don't know where the c*nts get the energy from to be so arsed about leathering the players, its hard enough supporting them.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23603 on: June 26, 2012, 09:55:08 pm »
I've just clocked a 170+ page thread out there, all about how shite Jay Spearing is. Its just fucken great isn't it? I just don't know where the c*nts get the energy from to be so arsed about leathering the players, its hard enough supporting them.
John, the only thing that surprises me about that... that you are still surprised by it.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23604 on: June 26, 2012, 09:58:52 pm »
John, the only thing that surprises me about that... that you are still surprised by it.
I'm surprised that you're surprised that he's surprised
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23605 on: June 26, 2012, 10:27:32 pm »
Thank God for this thread because I can't be arsed with all the 'will he/won't he sign" and ****** is crap/brilliant nonsense. Still haven't got over Kenny going and our new man being likened to Shankly!

Some interesting political points made in here, don't always agree with the posts but the variety of comments, views and ideals is just brilliant and thought provoking.

Not bad for a bunch of auld arses with bad backs, dodgy coughs and medicine cabinets filled with Germoline and unpronounceable medications.

Keep up the good work lads, you are rays of sunshine in a dismal Summer.

Mind you, if today's news is to be believed we can all look forward to Spice Girls - The Musical or whatever it's going to be called.

See you in the queue for tickets no doubt!
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23606 on: June 26, 2012, 11:08:26 pm »
Montysmum
Where else can you find discussions about politics football and chronic ailments co-existing in the one thread
Maybe we can't remember what we were talking about to begin with
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« Reply #23607 on: June 27, 2012, 12:19:11 am »
 
I'm surprised that you're surprised that he's surprised

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« Reply #23608 on: June 27, 2012, 12:19:59 am »
Montysmum
Where else can you find discussions about politics football and chronic ailments co-existing in the one thread
Maybe we can't remember what we were talking about to begin with

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23609 on: June 27, 2012, 12:24:59 am »
Michael Foot - a leg end in his own lifetime.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23610 on: June 27, 2012, 12:48:24 am »
I've just clocked a 170+ page thread out there, all about how shite Jay Spearing is. Its just fucken great isn't it? I just don't know where the c*nts get the energy from to be so arsed about leathering the players, its hard enough supporting them.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23611 on: June 27, 2012, 02:37:17 am »
27/06/2012 01:26:15   Detected: HEUR:Trojan.Script.Generic   http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?action=search2//index      Google Chrome      

just tried searching(used the search box on rawk) for televised games for the start of the season and my AV keeps flagging up a virus...not sure how to get to the mods with it so put in in here
let me know whats what mods

anyone else having the same problem?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23613 on: June 27, 2012, 04:33:54 am »
I'm surprised that you're surprised that he's surprised
I wondered who'd come out with out. I might have known it would have been you. Shouldn't you be sky diving on a two stroke now? For anyone that doesn't know Harry... he's our very own Evil Kenevil but with the evil bit taken out.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23614 on: June 27, 2012, 04:41:51 am »
3 bloody hours kip again. I think it's carrying these bags under me eyes that's doing me back in. I'll have to give me kipper a good ironing.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23615 on: June 27, 2012, 07:24:57 am »
Re Michael Foot, I remember a story when the budding Gang of Four were lining up - and planning to launch their bid for leadership of the Labour Party. Bill Rodgers, David Owen, Roy Jenkins and Shirley Williams - excuse me while I clear my throat with a ferkin' good spit after having to write the names of those traitors.

Seems that in early1981, Michael was having some leg trouble (varicose veins were mentioned) to the point where he was forced to use a stick to get around. The Gang had yet to go public and run for it and Jenkins snidily passed a disparaging remark to Michael in the members dining room at Wstminster - along the lines of "Do you think this responsibility has all gotten too much for you and your legs old chap?"

Michael turned and smiled at his insulter and responded to Jenkins (a notorious slurper of exceptionally good and exceptionally expensive clarets up to the point of semi-narcosis) with this crushing volley.

Parodying the famous words of that wonderful pilanthropist Erasmus "in the country of the blind" statement, Michael said 

"Ah Roy. Thank you for your concern for my well-being. Be assured you need not worry unduly for in the country of the legless, the one-legged man is king."

A good and stalwart Socialist was Michael. A life-long Republican (in spite of which he was actually personally liked and admired by the Queen) he constantly refused all honours and titles offered to him throughout his retirement.

He was a passionate supporter of Plymouth Argyle Football Club from his childhood,  and once remarked that he wasn't going to die until he had seen them play in the Premier League. He served for several years as a director of the club, seeing two promotions under his tenure.

For his 90th birthday in 2004, he was registered with the Football League as an honorary player for the club and given the shirt number 90.
This made him officially the oldest registered professional player in the history of football.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23616 on: June 27, 2012, 08:26:34 am »
If this doesn't make you feel better about life, you're dead already:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OwzDLP009Y&feature=related

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23617 on: June 27, 2012, 10:29:34 am »
Football. Isn't it? Wasn't it? Games in the park, Jumpers for goalposts. Mum calling you in for your tea. Marvelleous. Beans and Fish fingers. Gosh. Then back out for a kick about before it got dark. Days that lasted forever. Being able to run and run and run and run and then run some more.

Marvellous.

Must admit it's taken me a while. First season that I just kind of think "Meh." when it comes to LFC and it's aspirations. First season where I know that not only will we not challenge for the league and first season where I know the club has no intention of challenging for the league and that's "OK" because the vast, vast majority of our fanbase think that failing and finishing in fourth place is acceptable.

Fourth. The new winning the league. Marvellous.

I can see myself being a lot more chilled out this season. We've accepted as a club that we're just an also ran before a ball is kicked. And our fans are OK with that.

Marvellous.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23618 on: June 27, 2012, 10:32:21 am »
Football. Isn't it? Wasn't it? Games in the park, Jumpers for goalposts. Mum calling you in for your tea. Marvelleous. Beans and Fish fingers. Gosh. Then back out for a kick about before it got dark. Days that lasted forever. Being able to run and run and run and run and then run some more.

Marvellous.

Must admit it's taken me a while. First season that I just kind of think "Meh." when it comes to LFC and it's aspirations. First season where I know that not only will we not challenge for the league and first season where I know the club has no intention of challenging for the league and that's "OK" because the vast, vast majority of our fanbase think that failing and finishing in fourth place is acceptable.

Fourth. The new winning the league. Marvellous.

I can see myself being a lot more chilled out this season. We've accepted as a club that we're just an also ran before a ball is kicked. And our fans are OK with that.

Marvellous.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23619 on: June 27, 2012, 10:33:23 am »
It's the game of the MEGA-MEGA rich clubs these days Andy. Best to accept that fact and its consequences - you'll be far less stressed and a there'll be a bit more in the pocket eh lad?

But it doesn't half piss us arl arses off to see OUR game fucked.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23620 on: June 27, 2012, 11:10:06 am »
Football. Isn't it? Wasn't it? Games in the park, Jumpers for goalposts. Mum calling you in for your tea. Marvelleous. Beans and Fish fingers. Gosh. Then back out for a kick about before it got dark. Days that lasted forever. Being able to run and run and run and run and then run some more.

Marvellous.

Must admit it's taken me a while. First season that I just kind of think "Meh." when it comes to LFC and it's aspirations. First season where I know that not only will we not challenge for the league and first season where I know the club has no intention of challenging for the league and that's "OK" because the vast, vast majority of our fanbase think that failing and finishing in fourth place is acceptable.

Fourth. The new winning the league. Marvellous.

I can see myself being a lot more chilled out this season. We've accepted as a club that we're just an also ran before a ball is kicked. And our fans are OK with that.

Marvellous.

You know the really sad thing. When it comes to it, we'll be kicking every ball - and they know it.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23621 on: June 27, 2012, 11:16:08 am »

Fourth. The new winning the league. Marvellous.

I can see myself being a lot more chilled out this season. We've accepted as a club that we're just an also ran before a ball is kicked. And our fans are OK with that.

Marvellous.

seems surreal to me.

Not sure if I'm in a time warp OR I am the time warp, you know?

Making excuses for myself, troubles with the knees, then pneumonia then.... nothing, Andy, nothing.  :butt
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23622 on: June 27, 2012, 11:36:11 am »
Football. Isn't it? Wasn't it? Games in the park, Jumpers for goalposts. Mum calling you in for your tea. Marvelleous. Beans and Fish fingers. Gosh. Then back out for a kick about before it got dark. Days that lasted forever. Being able to run and run and run and run and then run some more.

Marvellous.

Must admit it's taken me a while. First season that I just kind of think "Meh." when it comes to LFC and it's aspirations. First season where I know that not only will we not challenge for the league and first season where I know the club has no intention of challenging for the league and that's "OK" because the vast, vast majority of our fanbase think that failing and finishing in fourth place is acceptable.

Fourth. The new winning the league. Marvellous.

I can see myself being a lot more chilled out this season. We've accepted as a club that we're just an also ran before a ball is kicked. And our fans are OK with that.

Marvellous.

I find that so sad yet so true, great post Andy. So in reality it's the "finishing up to fourth League", not the Champions League
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« Reply #23623 on: June 27, 2012, 12:16:33 pm »
Nice one, Johno. I really enjoyed that post about Micheal Foot. I must admit, I only even mentioned him because me Aul Fella used to love him. I didn't give a toss back then. In the day when Foot was about, all I was interested in was the usual, footy, bevvy, leg up, clobber, music and all that carry on. And I just remember me Da hating Kinnock, or Kinnokio as he called him, and going nuts about what he was doing to the Labour Party and being dragged into Europe. I even used to call Foot an aul scruff just to wind me Da up. Still acting like a big kid now, though. Feeling so sorry for meself, just took loads of pain killers, sat on the couch and eat a fucking big bag of chockies. I can't stand chocolate. Me bird loves it, keeps a cupboard full of the shite for her and the grankids. I bollock her for it constantly. I just couldn't help meself. Eat near a full family bag of them M&M things, near made meself ill and passed out. Nice to finally get a kip, but I'm such a kid I still call them Smarties. One of these days I'll grow up.

Andy, get a fucking grip. Brendan Rodgers won't be aiming for 4th. And come kick off, we'll all be the same as usual... expecting to win every single game we play and every trophy. It's what we do. It's what I'll do, and I hate football now and I'm actually trying to not give a fuck about LFC. But Doc's right, soon as that whistle blows, us aul bastards will be kicking every ball, varicos veins and sciatica or not. It's just the way it is. Like someone like John Henry once said... for us to succeed we don't need Liverpool to succeed on the pitch. We just need brand loyalty. But I think Mr Rodgers has a different idea in mind.
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« Reply #23624 on: June 27, 2012, 12:18:29 pm »
People should watch LFC TV right now us against Real to think this was only a few years ago when everyone in Europe feared us how times have changed.
Don't blame me I voted for Jeremy Corbyn!!

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« Reply #23625 on: June 27, 2012, 12:39:27 pm »
People should watch LFC TV right now us against Real to think this was only a few years ago when everyone in Europe feared us how times have changed.

As if I aint got the blues bad enough without watching that.

What nights they were  :'(
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« Reply #23626 on: June 27, 2012, 12:44:34 pm »
As if I aint got the blues bad enough without watching that.

What nights they were  :'(

A brilliant night and a brilliant week. 
Don't blame me I voted for Jeremy Corbyn!!

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« Reply #23627 on: June 27, 2012, 12:47:14 pm »
People should watch LFC TV right now us against Real to think this was only a few years ago when everyone in Europe feared us how times have changed.
Saw it an turned it off. I refuse to watch it. Fucking FSG propaganda channel. The c*nt's have a nerve trading on past glories.
I was doing me round and round the garden bit this morning, turned that Talkshite on. Anyone ever hear that fella the Moose. Supposed to be a big fat c*nt, plays up at being stupid, says something woefully bad and giggles like a school girl, would make a pig sick. Well, that fat twat, said something about someone wanting to join Spurs rather than LFC. I didn't catch it. I wasn't taking any notice. But then, the fat twat says whoever it was was an ambitious player so preferred joining a club with ambition. The fuckers keep saying the same thing about Skrtel. I just hope the players get the same gut reaction as I do. Well, maybe not that big. But you know what I mean, and, although Watford and Reading keep sticking in me head, I have a feeling Rodgers is going to act like a clean sweep around Anfield. A sort of breath of fresh air that can put the last few years behind us, get all hands on the same page, and get us moving in the right direction again.

I don't like how the lad got the job. I don't like the c*nts that gave him the job. I've been pissed off with LFC since we stabbed Rafa in the back. Kenny was the icing on the cake. I won't go to a game this season and put money in Henry's coffers. I'll go to Southampton to see some mates and have a laugh, but that will be it. But after 50 years, I won't be able to turn me back on LFC and I'll be willing Mr Rodgers to make the people happy. Fuck FSG, and their propaganda. They're so transparent, they're see through.

The intention is to build a nice shiny product that can be sold to the public before eventually being sold on. It's the American way. They don't give a toss about football or LFC. It's all about the product. I've even came to the conclusion that H&G were stitched up by them. Don't get that wrong, I've got no sympathy for that pair of bastards. But look at it... FSG, as they admitted, know fuck all about football or LFC, but are in the same game as H&G... buying companies with big brands that are in distress low, and selling high. They knew H&G were in trouble. They got Broughton's and the bank's ear. H&G raised the money to pay the interest on the debts. RSB fucked them off, pushed the court case through. FSG gained a nice asset to add to the portfolio for next to fuck all in real terms. They just need to tart it up a bit now, and they'll make a nice killing when they sell on.

Andy, if you want to get upset by our fans being suckered into believing the propaganda, go into the new stadium thread. According to most of them, we don't need a new stadium now. We don't even need to tart Anfield up. John Henry is right. All this talk of a new stadium, higher capacity and increased revenues is a myth. We are perfectly fine where we are. It's the over seas income streams we need to build on. So, stop fucking moaning and watch the next installment of Help, I'm a Kopite Get Me Out Of Here, Big Brother. I think it's the one were JH shoots KK, in the shower, with the candlestick. Fascinating stuff. Should go down really well with the football family in the emerging soccermoneyball markets.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23628 on: June 27, 2012, 12:52:33 pm »
A good read that Leo - and much more than a modicum of sense in there lad.

You could apply this script to any one of a number of our "famous brand" clubs in my opinion. None of 'em are safe anymore .......except City and Chelsea maybe.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23629 on: June 27, 2012, 12:54:07 pm »
Get in there Leo
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23630 on: June 27, 2012, 01:03:57 pm »
Problem in football is not just the fat cat owners turning the club into a commodity it is us fans as well who have sat back and let this happen, we have known better times but the younger ones especially from around 35 downwards only know what the media want them to know, partly this forum and others are too blame here as well. In my younger days older fans put you straight about the club and the players which taught me a lot, but how many of us can be bothered now, and when we do how many will even listen?
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My only hope is that the greed in football now will finally end up with the game eating itself, imploding, and we can get back to the grass roots ethos of when the game first started up.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23631 on: June 27, 2012, 01:06:14 pm »
I used to know this bloke in France who bought old properties, did ‘em up (he was a chippy) sold ‘em at pretty massive profits; he’s dead now - the ale.

Last place he bought was a farmhouse, a bit rickety, in a few acres of head-high weeds. He had a walk around the land and found another house! But I digress.

I said, ‘how long is it going to take ter do up’.

He says, “I’m not doing it up. I’m just getting a local farmer to run across the land in his tractor for fifty quid and then I’m going to paint the shutters and put it on the market for a massive profit” – which he did, and so will FSG.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23632 on: June 27, 2012, 01:12:17 pm »
Aye Geoff it's a possible option going back to basics when the Golden Goose finally croaks it - but who the fuck could possibly be arsed after the heights and  the sights our game reached and we saw back in the day eh?
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23633 on: June 27, 2012, 01:16:43 pm »
The worse phrase I hear is
Time to move on

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23634 on: June 27, 2012, 01:53:10 pm »
There seems to be lot's of talk of 'reducing wages' selling players to raise funds, and as said previously Mr Henry seems to be re-educating us to tell us of the folly of building a new stadium. Is there any truth in these stories? I don't know, but there  seems to be something in the 'no new stadium 'story . If the  other 2 pricks H&G were still here and had come out with the same 'spin' after sacking Kenny I wonder what the reaction of our fans would be.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23635 on: June 27, 2012, 02:05:12 pm »
In work this morning and a mate who's been going the match for years says 'I'm jibbing it, can't be arsed anymore it's all about money, footballs fucked' This is a lad who's only ever talks about footy and going the match, thing is a few of us who still go the homes are there with a few blues who go the match and everyones nodding in agreement, next minute we're arguing who's the most fucked, us with our owners chasing the dollar or them with Kenright without a bean, it was only when the bitterest blue in the world comes in and starts arguing that your whole club is shite, that normal service was resumed. I was made up when Rodgers fucked off all this director of football structure because to succeed he's going to have to be strong and fight his corner for the football side.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23636 on: June 27, 2012, 02:20:16 pm »
Saw it an turned it off. I refuse to watch it. Fucking FSG propaganda channel. The c*nt's have a nerve trading on past glories.
I was doing me round and round the garden bit this morning, turned that Talkshite on. Anyone ever hear that fella the Moose. Supposed to be a big fat c*nt, plays up at being stupid, says something woefully bad and giggles like a school girl, would make a pig sick. Well, that fat twat, said something about someone wanting to join Spurs rather than LFC. I didn't catch it. I wasn't taking any notice. But then, the fat twat says whoever it was was an ambitious player so preferred joining a club with ambition. The fuckers keep saying the same thing about Skrtel. I just hope the players get the same gut reaction as I do. Well, maybe not that big. But you know what I mean, and, although Watford and Reading keep sticking in me head, I have a feeling Rodgers is going to act like a clean sweep around Anfield. A sort of breath of fresh air that can put the last few years behind us, get all hands on the same page, and get us moving in the right direction again.

I don't like how the lad got the job. I don't like the c*nts that gave him the job. I've been pissed off with LFC since we stabbed Rafa in the back. Kenny was the icing on the cake. I won't go to a game this season and put money in Henry's coffers. I'll go to Southampton to see some mates and have a laugh, but that will be it. But after 50 years, I won't be able to turn me back on LFC and I'll be willing Mr Rodgers to make the people happy. Fuck FSG, and their propaganda. They're so transparent, they're see through.

The intention is to build a nice shiny product that can be sold to the public before eventually being sold on. It's the American way. They don't give a toss about football or LFC. It's all about the product. I've even came to the conclusion that H&G were stitched up by them. Don't get that wrong, I've got no sympathy for that pair of bastards. But look at it... FSG, as they admitted, know fuck all about football or LFC, but are in the same game as H&G... buying companies with big brands that are in distress low, and selling high. They knew H&G were in trouble. They got Broughton's and the bank's ear. H&G raised the money to pay the interest on the debts. RSB fucked them off, pushed the court case through. FSG gained a nice asset to add to the portfolio for next to fuck all in real terms. They just need to tart it up a bit now, and they'll make a nice killing when they sell on.

Andy, if you want to get upset by our fans being suckered into believing the propaganda, go into the new stadium thread. According to most of them, we don't need a new stadium now. We don't even need to tart Anfield up. John Henry is right. All this talk of a new stadium, higher capacity and increased revenues is a myth. We are perfectly fine where we are. It's the over seas income streams we need to build on. So, stop fucking moaning and watch the next installment of Help, I'm a Kopite Get Me Out Of Here, Big Brother. I think it's the one were JH shoots KK, in the shower, with the candlestick. Fascinating stuff. Should go down really well with the football family in the emerging soccermoneyball markets.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23637 on: June 27, 2012, 04:24:37 pm »
I used to know this bloke in France who bought old properties, did ‘em up (he was a chippy) sold ‘em at pretty massive profits; he’s dead now - the ale.

Last place he bought was a farmhouse, a bit rickety, in a few acres of head-high weeds. He had a walk around the land and found another house! But I digress.

I said, ‘how long is it going to take ter do up’.

He says, “I’m not doing it up. I’m just getting a local farmer to run across the land in his tractor for fifty quid and then I’m going to paint the shutters and put it on the market for a massive profit” – which he did, and so will FSG.

I heard something similair about prospective new owners walking around Goodison. They found an ancient lost tribe, The Ifitwuddnabeenferdem Reds, lost and moaning in the tumble weeds at the back of Gwaldys Street.
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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23638 on: June 27, 2012, 08:29:17 pm »
Back home, great innit? Think I might do one of them Stone Roses manc nights, get this seaso sorted in a min! Springsteen next Saturday Hyde Park, yeah.

What the fuck are they on out there tonight? Just saw a thread, something about Swansea's free kicks against us last season. Its just fucken madness, not surprising Leo, nothing is there days with the headless pricks running round this gaff, but still fucken mad. I'd have loved to see there Alan Waddle thread or the same c*nts kicking off coz we'd missed out on Duncan McKenzie.

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Re: Shanklyboy's auld arse thread.
« Reply #23639 on: June 28, 2012, 12:07:27 am »
I remember having a right ding dong with a few blue noses, in an ale house after a derby match, one of the blue noses was getting a bit excited but the tension was relieved when he said that he thought Alan Biley was the new Alex Young. Even the other blue noses pissed themselves!
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