Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread

[vivabobbygraham]

im wondering whether thers a way of sparking the brain into releasing the neccesary immune system and anti bodies to the relevant parts .....a bit of jump start .....fuck knows at the moment what sought of 2nd stage script i would use as its pretty groundbreaking .....no one out there believes it can work ...and i keep falling in line with this view ....but something nags me based on what i read and hear and youre story is evidence of this.

I can only go with what I witnessed, H. It fucking inspired me. Morale is, it comes from within. You can't lecture it, package it or replicate it. 

[harrytrow]

Because we can't find it when they stick it somewhere else.

can't find what?

[horne]

Just curious like, but why is this thread on the main board?

shouldnt you be in bed? 

[harrytrow]

shouldnt you be in bed?

Where's matron when you need her

[Matt8Pie]

shouldnt you be in bed?

You're older than me, shouldn't YOU?

[harrytrow]

You're older than me, shouldn't YOU?

I've pissed mine

[Dr. Beaker]

can't find what?

Doh, I was wearing them all along.

[horne]

older you get...the less you need

[vivabobbygraham]

Just curious like, but why is this thread on the main board?

Just to piss you off.

[harrytrow]

Doh, I was wearing them all along.

They're mine arn't they

[Matt8Pie]

Just to piss you off.

Mission failed.

[horne]

Mission failed.

lol

[harrytrow]

lol

look out la???

[Dr. Beaker]

They're mine arn't they

But I distinctly remember buying these skis.

[horne]

annnnd sleep

[harrytrow]

me too
Nurse

[Matt8Pie]

Don't forget your Horlicks you lot.

[Dr. Beaker]

Can't remember whether I took me tablets or just remembered to take me tablets but didn't actually take them.

[vivabobbygraham]

Don't forget your Horlicks you lot.

Half past five.

[horne]

Don't forget your Horlicks you lot.

you might learn a bit on here kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajfPLwEHdo&feature=related

[vivabobbygraham]

you might learn a bit on here kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajfPLwEHdo&feature=related

No, H, Matt's latest thread is far more hypnotic

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=294913.0

[Matt8Pie]

you might learn a bit on here kid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jajfPLwEHdo&feature=related

I'm not into all that hippy mumbo jumbo.

[Dr. Beaker]

I'm not into all that hippy mumbo jumbo.

Hey man, sounds like a heavy bread head.

[vivabobbygraham]

Hey man, sounds like a heavy bread head.

I'm down with that, dude.

[hitman89762000]

It's why I'm scared of heights and the sea cos I fucking know I was shot down into the sea as a tailgunner in WW11. My earliest memory was being sat atop a barrier on HMS Ark Royal held by me Uncle John, looking down at the water hundreds of feet below, screaming and thinking 'here we go again'. I asked me ma about the incident and she remembered it well.

Daft question but how do you know you were shot down in ww2?

Hope yer feeling better leo.

[Fat Scouser]

Fuck that hypnosis malarkey. Walking around like Sandy Rubberleg is bad enough. No way am I going to start clucking and walking like a chicken

[john_mac]

Fuck that hypnosis malarkey. Walking around like Sandy Rubberleg is bad enough. No way am I going to start clucking and walking like a chicken

Not for a couple of hours anyway

[Fat Scouser]

Not for a couple of hours anyway

When the skag wears off.
But in all seriousness, I'd do the funky chicken up and down Lime St bollocko if I thought it would get shut of it. It's a bastard. But as I said, way back, I have no right to moan. I've been unbelievably healthy all me life. All my woes have been pretty much self inflicted and I think this sciatica is an all. I've had little twinges from it over the last few years. Sometimes it got to what I thought was bad. Little was I to know. So, I carried on regardless. Harry said it's like tootache in the arse. It is in a way. But it feels like the dentist is trying to pull them out with a red hot poker an going in at me ankle to reach the bastards in me arse. It's fucking horrendous. When I lay down now, it's taking me over an hour to get back on me feet. About 20 minutes on me knees. 20 bent over double and 20 odd limping round and pulling meself about on me arms. But you know what, Horne's right. That's enough moaning. I've just got to think of something to do. Fuck it. I'm going to slaughter me family in their sleep and run away to the woods with me dog. Gazza might bring me a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod.

[Fat Scouser]

Last time I'm speaking about this. I'm boring me bloody self now, but... woke up at quarter to 6. It's now half 8. I still can't stand up straight, but I can get around without having to hold on to things. So I'm going for a walk. It's raining, but I don't give a fuck. I've got to get out of this, and, Horne's right. I've got to somehow get me mind on other things. I'm the last person to believe in all that self help, positive thinking hippy malarkey. If I'm anything, I'm an aul cynical skinhead. But dwelling on this, and all the other shite, nah fuck that... I'm going to look at some rainbows fuck the rain.

[Mutton Geoff]

Just curious like, but why is this thread on the main board?

You're older than me, shouldn't YOU?

Mission failed.

Don't forget your Horlicks you lot.

four good examples of why the youngsters in today's society think it is all about me and not about us!

they seek to lambaste what they cannot understand.

Anyway got my lovebeads and Shankar on my Roberts radio now who has the tabs?

[The Gulleysucker]

Just curious like, but why is this thread on the main board?

Read the book "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance", then you'll understand. Possibly.
It's about reconciliation of the why and where we are now with our past. It's what the sometimes meandering reminiscences of us old codgers in this thread is all about.

[Dr. Beaker]

I know, from having gout (which I first got over twenty-five years ago) that some pains are not ignorable. Incidentally, I always describe it as like toothache in the toe, but in deference to this thread will now from now on describe it as like toothache in yer arse in yer toe. But when it gets hold of you, you can not even bear to wear a sock and after a couple of days of trying to ignore pain your muscles are going into spasm and nerves themselves seem to short circuit.

My missus had sciatica once and got some relief from just lying flat-out on the floor, but just the thought of movement, which must spark some micro-switches would cause total agony which would then generate actual movement causing even more pain. I can only suggest total flat on the back, mary-joanna induced relaxation, but don't hold out much hope.

[Matt8Pie]

four good examples of why the youngsters in today's society think it is all about me and not about us!

they seek to lambaste what they cannot understand.

Anyway got my lovebeads and Shankar on my Roberts radio now who has the tabs?

It's not all about you, Geoff.

[harrytrow]

I know, from having gout (which I first got over twenty-five years ago) that some pains are not ignorable. Incidentally, I always describe it as like toothache in the toe, but in deference to this thread will now from now on describe it as like toothache in yer arse in yer toe. But when it gets hold of you, you can not even bear to wear a sock and after a couple of days of trying to ignore pain your muscles are going into spasm and nerves themselves seem to short circuit.

My missus had sciatica once and got some relief from just lying flat-out on the floor, but just the thought of movement, which must spark some micro-switches would cause total agony which would then generate actual movement causing even more pain. I can only suggest total flat on the back, mary-joanna induced relaxation, but don't hold out much hope.

I find I can sling a bag of cement over my shoulder sometimes with no effect and then zap when turning the door knob which will leave me dibilitated for days.
I find the only cure is to get moving get doing and the body kicks in with it's own pain killer.
Trouble is you have to stop and then thats when you pay the price.
Last week I couldn't walk more than a hundred yards without seizing up leaving me stranded in the middle of a road. I kept doing it and now I can walk to the pub. Still in pain but at least I am moving

[jaffod]

I find I can sling a bag of cement over my shoulder sometimes with no effect and then zap when turning the door knob which will leave me dibilitated for days.
I find the only cure is to get moving get doing and the body kicks in with it's own pain killer.
Trouble is you have to stop and then thats when you pay the price.
Last week I couldn't walk more than a hundred yards without seizing up leaving me stranded in the middle of a road. I kept doing it and now I can walk to the pub. Still in pain but at least I am moving

You're sorted.

[Dr. Beaker]

I find I can sling a bag of cement over my shoulder sometimes with no effect and then zap when turning the door knob which will leave me dibilitated for days.
I find the only cure is to get moving get doing and the body kicks in with it's own pain killer.
Trouble is you have to stop and then thats when you pay the price.
Last week I couldn't walk more than a hundred yards without seizing up leaving me stranded in the middle of a road. I kept doing it and now I can walk to the pub. Still in pain but at least I am moving

I had a trapped nerve in my shoulder once, and I had a job that involved lots of heavy lifting. I could do all the lifting with no pain at all but the one thing I remember as causing the worst agony was putting me jacket on!

After a couple of months I was just about on the point of seeing my local Glaxo rep (ie GP) when i had to carry three boxes of something that people could only carry two boxes of for quite a distance. I couldn't be arsed making two journies so I hoiked up the three enormously heavy boxes, and clunk - problem solved.

[Fat Scouser]

It's not all about you, Geoff.

And in here's got fuck all nothing whatsoever to do with you. So, there's the door, stay on the other side of it.

I find I can sling a bag of cement over my shoulder sometimes with no effect and then zap when turning the door knob which will leave me dibilitated for days.
I find the only cure is to get moving get doing and the body kicks in with it's own pain killer.
Trouble is you have to stop and then thats when you pay the price.
Last week I couldn't walk more than a hundred yards without seizing up leaving me stranded in the middle of a road. I kept doing it and now I can walk to the pub. Still in pain but at least I am moving

That's the problem, soon as I stop, sit down, lay, just stand still, I'm bollocksed. So, fed up with it I walked up the ossie, took me about an hour doing the Sandy shuffle. Me poor Ma hasn't had a visitor all week. Last time I seen her she was at death's door, so I thought fuck it, sick or not I'm going in.

I swear that woman has more lives in her than Felix. She's sat up, with a cup of tea, reading a mag. She asked for me phone and spent the next half hour calling family and mates, then lashed me out. So, she's on the mend, then. Meself.... oh well, can't win em all.

[Fat Scouser]

I couldn't be arsed making two journies so I hoiked up the three enormously heavy boxes, and clunk - problem solved.

Mad isn't it. I'm usually strong and healthy as an Ox. I get sick, mope around and I'm bollocksed. The aul ones were right... don't let the armchair get yer. Think I'll go take me Ma the disco.

[Dr. Beaker]

Mad isn't it. I'm usually strong and healthy as an Ox. I get sick, mope around and I'm bollocksed. The aul ones were right... don't let the armchair get yer. Think I'll go take me Ma the disco.

I take it you've tried the yoga type ways of alleviating the prssure on the disc or nerve or whatever is causing it. Maybe curving your spine like that bloke on Vic's bus - bet he never had sciatica, lucky bastard.

[harrytrow]

Mad isn't it. I'm usually strong and healthy as an Ox. I get sick, mope around and I'm bollocksed. The aul ones were right... don't let the armchair get yer. Think I'll go take me Ma the disco.

Haha Thats the way leo.
Just put the back end on me motorbike.
Couldn't get out of bed this morning and lifting a cup of coffee was impossible.
Now the bikes done I'm heading off to the motor factors on foot to get some leccie bits and then walk the pub and then back to the other one for the match.
I'll be too knackered to feel pain by full time