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Has to start on Tuesday!

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Has to start on Tuesday!

Got a hatrick against this lot a few years ago didn’t he?

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Just saying...

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Has to come on late on to do what Origi does - one last time

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I'll miss the memes and the big game goals, but I've gotta say, I won't miss that complete absence of intensity in his game.
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I'll miss the memes and the big game goals, but I've gotta say, I won't miss that complete absence of intensity in his game.

He came on, we scored, job done. ;D

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Probably the last time he plays for us although you never know with 5 subs in the final.

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Probably the last time he plays for us although you never know with 5 subs in the final.
Did you not read it he last but of this title thread?

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Probably the last time he plays for us although you never know with 5 subs in the final.

When you're down a goal,
in the CL final,
Who you gonna call?
Divock Origi

When you 're down a goal,
against Wolverhampton,
Who you gonna call?
Divock Origi!!

Ta da ta da dada dan..

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Tap-in merchant says as expected that he's agreed to join Milan in the summer.

But I assume he'll be back for the unveiling of his statue.
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Good for him, it feels like the right place to go. Hopefully he gets pn for at least one of the last two games so he can get a proper send off.

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Good move for him, won the lot with Liverpool and still young enough to go and live in Milan before his 'peak'. Legend
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Hope he gets some minutes on Sunday although Klopp might not want to risk any injuries to him that would spoil his big move.
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Sad to see him go but it's the right time and a great move for him - think he'll do really well in Serie A.

He'll get a hell of a send off at Anfield on Sunday.

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Genuinely more disappointed than when Torres and Suarez left.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Fashion and football city, a happy place for him and he's going to enjoy it no doubt.

We'll miss him. Although he never played that much, yet he won us at least 9 points on his own each season.
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He is one of the few who remain from the pre-Klopp era. He saw us through a somewhat rough period, and ultimately won every trophy with us, and played a huge role in key moments.

Torres, Suarez, Coutinho—none of them achieved for us what he achieved. He is an underestimated talent and will surely do well in Italy.

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He is one of the few who remain from the pre-Klopp era. He saw us through a somewhat rough period, and ultimately won every trophy with us, and played a huge role in key moments.

Torres, Suarez, Coutinho—none of them achieved for us what he achieved. He is an underestimated talent and will surely do well in Italy.

If Milner doesn't sign a new deal then everybody involved in the squad for Klopp's first game will be gone. Crazy that. If he stays though I don't think many would have suspected Milner to be the last one left given he was already 30 odd at the time.

Hope he brings Divock off the bench on Sunday. His reception will be rapturous. And that's nothing compared to what it'll be like the next Saturday  8)
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Great move for him, but I will miss the guy.  :-\
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If Milner doesn't sign a new deal then everybody involved in the squad for Klopp's first game will be gone.

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And now, master Divock, one final assignment awaits, in Paris...
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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

A good heart these days is hard to find.

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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

that was laugh out loud funny.

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Keeping the "Football Without Origi is Nothing" tee...

Thanks for everything, and it was a lot, Big Div... :wave
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RedBird buying AC Milan
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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!
says a lot about him that he stood up for him

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I am happy he's moving to anther club who sits on the Royal table like us in AC Milan.

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I'll shit myself if we get them in the CL next season and he's on the bench though.....
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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I'll shit myself if we get them in the CL next season and he's on the bench though.....

Thats a good point.

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I am always a fan of the unfancied players - especially because of how often they prove their doubters wrong.

Lucas, Hendo, Big Div - all maligned for not being "player X", not good enough for our club, not showing enough ambition playing these lads, all went on to become fan favourites and key players.

I will miss the lad when he is gone - he is just a genuinely fun player and has brought me some proper magic moments.

Saying it now - anyone I see in Paris wearing a shirt with Origi on the back is getting a pint off me

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Almost certainly our greatest ever cult player at this point. It's going to be sad to see him go, but definitely an ex-player I'd love to see thrive in the future. If he gets a run of games he could be lethal.

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And not that he, or anyone, would be....but I genuinely think he could feel a bit aggrieved at not playing more often sometimes. We know he scores some huge goals from the fringes, but more and more recently he's looked genuinely quality when he's played (not like the CL Final where he was woeful and then scored the clincher :D)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Will miss our legend, but glad he’s getting a good move.

And if there’s any doubt what a pure heart Divock is, check this out:

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1527605057817964545?s

Getting pranked by Ox, but so cute how he sticks up for people in it before he realises it was a prank!

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random question - is there a way I can get him something? I've tried his agents but not heard back.
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Hes gonna terrorize Italy. In a classic strikers set up where hes a focal point or playing with another striker the guy can be unplayable, and hes a tremendous finisher. Hes just not a fit for Klopps 3 where the requirements are vastly different.

Any team that sets up to play to his strengths is going to be very happy with the results. Real shame to lose him.
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And not that he, or anyone, would be....but I genuinely think he could feel a bit aggrieved at not playing more often sometimes. We know he scores some huge goals from the fringes, but more and more recently he's looked genuinely quality when he's played (not like the CL Final where he was woeful and then scored the clincher :D)

I think he'll play a lot at Milan. They generally play 4-2-3-1 and have Giroud, Zlatan who are both 35+, Rebic who prefers to play on the left and Leao who's being used on the left. I think Div will slot right in and score plenty of goals there.