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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #280 on: May 13, 2023, 08:39:37 pm »
After Mel was on commentary, nice to see Sue Perkins has joined the party too
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #281 on: May 13, 2023, 08:39:53 pm »
Don't know how they have made the Echo arena so big. Always classed it as a small music arena compared to the likes of the MEN and the national indoor arena etc

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #282 on: May 13, 2023, 08:39:59 pm »
Bet she uses Timotei
;D what was the hair lacquer when the fella used to chase the bird all over the place ?

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #283 on: May 13, 2023, 08:40:18 pm »
Wonder how many people turned the Playstation on during that.
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #284 on: May 13, 2023, 08:41:41 pm »
;D what was the hair lacquer when the fella used to chase the bird all over the place ?
Harmony Hairspray?  ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #285 on: May 13, 2023, 08:42:11 pm »
Battlefield Earth meets The Sisters Of Mercy

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #286 on: May 13, 2023, 08:42:14 pm »
Don't know how they have made the Echo arena so big. Always classed it as a small music arena compared to the likes of the MEN and the national indoor arena etc

The floor space is expandable and big, just the permanent seating is a lot less than other arenas. Could do with adding a few thousand more seats to attract some bigger names who bypass it, but not sure if that's even possible.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #287 on: May 13, 2023, 08:42:36 pm »
Harmony Hairspray?  ;D
Was it? haha couldnt remember ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #288 on: May 13, 2023, 08:44:02 pm »
This is very French.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #289 on: May 13, 2023, 08:45:57 pm »
Was it? haha couldnt remember ;D
;D

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #290 on: May 13, 2023, 08:47:53 pm »
;D

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Thats the creepiest fucking thing  ive ever seen :lmao

Its like the orcs from LOTRs are in the cab. Fucking voices on em ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #291 on: May 13, 2023, 08:50:11 pm »
Thats the creepiest fucking thing  ive ever seen :lmao

Its like the orcs from LOTRs are in the cab. Fucking voices on em ;D
True. All that is missing from that is Benny Hill.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #292 on: May 13, 2023, 08:50:31 pm »
Just picture Daniel Laruso leggin it onstage an doin the Crane on this Cobra Kai fucker

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #293 on: May 13, 2023, 08:50:42 pm »
Love a bit of Edgar Allan Poe.
Best act so far.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #294 on: May 13, 2023, 08:51:35 pm »
Probably the most normal soundin song so far

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #295 on: May 13, 2023, 08:52:32 pm »
Gladiator soundtrack..nice
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #296 on: May 13, 2023, 08:53:04 pm »
That Cyprus entry sounded spookily similar to Believer by Imagine Dragons


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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #297 on: May 13, 2023, 08:54:08 pm »
This is very Spanish. Why is she wearing a strawberry breastplate?

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #298 on: May 13, 2023, 08:54:26 pm »
This Spanish one reminds me of all the excursions you’ve ever gone to, on a Spanish holiday.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #299 on: May 13, 2023, 08:54:41 pm »
Best act so far.

That and Cyprus.

Spain is odd. That's what you get when you pay to enter.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #300 on: May 13, 2023, 08:54:59 pm »
This Spanish one reminds me of all the excursions you’ve ever gone to, on a Spanish holiday.
It’s giving me a head ache

It’s not good
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #301 on: May 13, 2023, 08:57:01 pm »
This is very Spanish. Why is she wearing a strawberry breastplate?

The kind you find in a second hand store?

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #302 on: May 13, 2023, 08:57:19 pm »
It’s giving me a head ache

It’s not good

One of the big ones now, Sweden.
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #303 on: May 13, 2023, 08:57:53 pm »
Fuck off Sweden. Hands off our record.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #304 on: May 13, 2023, 08:59:10 pm »
Hope she doesn't pick her nose.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #305 on: May 13, 2023, 08:59:13 pm »
The kind you find in a second hand store?
And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #306 on: May 13, 2023, 08:59:27 pm »
Wolverine tribute act?
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #307 on: May 13, 2023, 08:59:44 pm »
Sweden lady is pretty but those nails. :o

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #309 on: May 13, 2023, 09:00:47 pm »
Wolverine tribute act?

 :) Freddy Krueger wants his tools back.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #310 on: May 13, 2023, 09:00:51 pm »
Sweden lady is pretty but those nails. :o

They're tungsten tip screws.
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #311 on: May 13, 2023, 09:01:29 pm »
They're tungsten tip screws.

Never gonna use them…neh-veh gonna use them.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #312 on: May 13, 2023, 09:01:30 pm »
They're tungsten tip screws.

Never gonna use em’

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #313 on: May 13, 2023, 09:02:09 pm »
Still can't believe that's the shame woman from Thrones.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #314 on: May 13, 2023, 09:02:56 pm »
Surely that joke would have worked better if the Czechs were on next?

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #315 on: May 13, 2023, 09:04:52 pm »
This Albanian lad looks like Harry Maguire. Maybe that misunderstand in Mykonos really was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #316 on: May 13, 2023, 09:05:08 pm »
This is very Spanish. Why is she wearing a strawberry breastplate?

This is very Spanish.

This is well Albanian
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #317 on: May 13, 2023, 09:05:17 pm »
Fuck off Sweden. Hands off our record.

We're in trouble, although one of theirs was ABBA which should be discounted, that's like entering Real Madrid into an u-8's tournament.
You're still the one pool where I'd happily drown

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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #318 on: May 13, 2023, 09:05:51 pm »
This is well Albanian
You’ve read the book “Big in Albania?”
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: Eurovision 2023 - Bienvenue a Liverpool!
« Reply #319 on: May 13, 2023, 09:06:04 pm »
These are the Albanian equivalent of that Dad who dances with his sons on TikTok.